In which the author has technology. . .and cats

So, we here at the Confusion Factory have been plotting.

Plotting books, that is, since we have four left to write on the current contract.

We are, of course, most closely plotting the next book in line, Book The Second, and in the spirit of that plotting, I devoted my morning to reading the 26,000-ish words removed from Dragon in Exile because they didn’t belong there.  It’s now Steve’s turn to read those words, while I commence in to reading a large-ish chunk of Crystal Dragon.

In order to read in comfort, I of course repaired to the couch, where I very soon gathered Able Assistants.  I took my smartphone with me, and made some notes on it, via Evernote, which were conveniently awaiting me on the desktop when I came back to my office after lunch.

Yay! technology.

On the weather front, we seem to have survived the season’s first nor’easter:  three days of wind and rain, and rain and wind, and, for a change, rain and wind.  The sky is appreciably brighter, by which I mean, it’s a sort of semi-luminous slate-grey.  Possibly tomorrow we will see the fabled sun described in tales of yore.

And now, I’m headed back for the couch and the day’s second bout of reading.

The glamor, yeah.  Non-stop.

Here, before I go.  Have some pictures of my assistants, hard at work:

Sprite, sending support from Her Royal Throne
Sprite, sending support from Her Royal Throne
Trooper climbed up and arranged himself in the most convenient place, after I wouldn't let him sleep on the pages
Trooper climbed up and arranged himself in the most convenient place, after I refused to let him sleep on the pages

 

. . .later, he moved down by my feet
. . .later, he moved down by my feet

 

Mail call

So today’s mail brings three catalogs, HearthSong, Woolwich, and American Girl, by which the scariest, by far is American Girl, the most interesting is HearthSong, and the most useful is Woolwich.

Interestingly enough, the American Girl catalog (which horrifies me) and the HearthSong catalog (which pleases me greatly) have an item in common:  A ceiling tent made of sparkly semi-see-through material.  They differ in detail — the American Girl tent included pillows and was blue-and-silver; the HearthSong tent was a seasonal orange with green trim, and came with a cluster of led lights, also in orange and green, to hang at the apex of the tent; pillows not included.

Now, I just might have to get me one of these.  JoAnn’s, after all, sells sparkly material of all kinds, and I can get a knock-off HulaHoop at the Dollar Store — led lights, too.  Pillows are easy; in fact, I probably have enough pillows on-hand,  just need some bright covers.  Mmmmm, pillow corner.

Of course, after I made it, it would be preempted by the cats, but still. . . pillow corner.

Today’s mail also brings the signing checks for the Atlantis Verlag German edition of Carpe Diem, by Sharon Lee and Steve Miller, which is not only pleasing, but well-timed.

On the Actually Writing front, I’m about half-way through the Archers Beach short story commissioned for the Baen website.  Not at all the story I thought I was going to write last year, when I signed the contract, but a good story; I’m pleased with voice, character, and direction.  With luck and a tailwind, I’ll finish it today, then let it sit a couple days before rereading and revising.  And coming up with a title, of course.

First, though, I need to go into town and take care of some errands.

Here, have some cat pictures to keep you company while I’m gone:

I have mentioned before Scrabble’s considerable choreographic skills. I’m pleased to report that she has a new dance under construction.

Dance under construction
Dance under construction

Yesterday was, of course, Royal Justice Day.  Here we have Princess Jasmine Sprite ready to hear the commoners:

Princess Sprite at work
Princess Sprite at work

 

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour, thought he passed his own shadow by the backstage door

So, we’ve been working on our Principal Speaker speech for PhilCon — which is to say, I took a first swing at it, and now it’s Steve’s turn.  Spent a good bit of time last evening — all of my writing time, in fact — staring at a blank sheet of paper.  I’m sorry to report that the paper won the first round.

Well.  Today’s another round.  We’ll catch it on the rebound.

Yesterday brought the news that the Verso Paper will be shutting down the mill in Bucksport by year-end, throwing almost 600 people out of work — about 10 percent of the town’s population.  That number does not, of course, include the businesses that depended on the mill and the mill workers, which will also be forced to close.

Verso Paper says the Bucksport mill isn’t profitable — that it simply can’t be profitable.  Well.  Don’t take my word for it — here’s the article in the Bangor Daily News.

Today’s news run also produced a map of the hardest places to live in the US — here’s the link to the article and the map.

When I posted that link on Facebook, a friend mentioned that some areas of Maine aren’t doing so well.  And I agreed that, yes, Maine is a poor state; a fact that encouraged our move here, a quarter century ago.  Had we remained in the Baltimore area, both Steve and I would have been working multiple jobs in our so-called “professions” in the clerical and retail fields, just to pay the rent.  We would have been no richer, in the sense of having more money, and we would surely have written fewer novels — perhaps only the first three; who would have had the time to write?  We would, I think, have had a. . .less joyous life thus far, even granting that parts of the life we have had were Pretty Scary.

So, it’s a funny thing. . .we did sort of choose to be poor, going into the whole writer thing eyes open and knowing that writers often die too young and broke.  But, knowing that we would never get rich by staying inside the box, and knuckling down to work. . .helped make the choice to break out of the box and pursue our art much, much easier.

If you’re going to die broke, you might as well live happy.

So, that.

For the rest of the day, I have some blank paper to stare at, a survey to fill out, and some housecleaning to do.  Someday soon, I really ought to drag out the files to be gone through and sent to be archived, but today may not be that day.

Up here in the northland, it’s a cool, brilliant day.  The leaves on the tree outside my window have turned yellow, and half of them have fallen already.  The sumac is a blazing scarlet.

Hope your day is every bit as brilliant.

Today’s blog title brought to you by Foreigner.  Here’s the link to Juke Box Hero.

In which the author continues to goof off

So, yesterday was various errands, including the Getting of the Flu Shots, and tomorrow there are more errands.  Today, I believe there is cleaning, including post-writing disaster control of my office.  Which, to be fair, is Slightly Less Awful than it Often Is in terms of Sheer Volume.  On the other paw, I can’t just sweep stacks of paper into trash bags, either, because there are Large Swaths of at least one other book interleaved with the pages that finally came to make up Dragon in Exile.

Speaking of Dragon in Exile, or at least, speaking of Val Con and Miri, who are more-or-less major actors in the novel, something went past my eyeballs a while ago, regarding characterization in the Liaden Universe®. The assertion of the writer was that while the authors get positive points for writing strong female characters, those points are crushed under the number of  negative points the authors get for pairing said strong, intelligent females with a male characters who are even stronger and smarter.

It probably goes without saying — but I’ll say it anyway — that I don’t see it that way.  Speaking specifically of Miri  and Val Con, what I see is two smart, capable people who have had vastly different lives, and who therefore have different strengths, and weaknesses, who happen to complement each other.

As a question of craft, I’ve always felt that it’s a cheat to demonstrate that one’s female character is strong and intelligent by deliberately pairing her with a weak or venal, less-intelligent male.  Just as it’s a cheat to demonstrate that your hero is strong, smart, and morally upstanding by pairing him with Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes.

Also, just personally, I wonder why a strong, smart character of any gender you like would partner with a dummy (OK; maybe in terms of muscle or money).  But, generally, in terms of survival, wouldn’t you want the smartest, strongest, most sympatico person you could get for your partner?

So, anyhow, that’s what I think.  What do you think?

They say you gotta stay hungry

DRAGON IN EXILE

by Sharon Lee and Steve Miller

Approximately 129,659 words

September 15, 2014

That is a wrap.  The novel has been emailed to Madame the Editor and is now officially Her Problem.

For those playing along at home, Dragon in Exile is, according to the Card File of Notoriety, the 67th piece of collaborative fiction Lee and Miller have committed.  It may also be the hardest novel we’ve ever written, but it’ll take a few days in the Objective Zone to fully decide that.

Right now, my head is full of wet spaghetti, and I’m exhausted, as is Traditional.  Unfortunately, I really can’t go to sleep right now, though there’s nothing that says I can’t sit on the porch and doze in the sun, so that’s what I’m going to do.

I will be contacting the winners of the Carousel Seas Birthday Surprise Contest  tomorrow, Monday, September 15.  Thank you for your patience.

 Today’s blog title is brought to you by Mr. Bruce Springsteen.  Here’s your link.

In which a plan comes together

I finished the Ultimating of Dragon in Exile in the wee hours of the morning. For those playing along at home, the word count stands at 127,690  — or! 128% complete.

Today, I’ll print out and Steve will read the book from “The. . .”  all the way to “own.”  We are, just a smidge, ahead of schedule.

This timing is actually going to work well, because among yesterday’s treasures was a call from our real estate agent, telling us that we need to vacate the house this afternoon so that it can be shown.  So!  This morning — straighten the house and print out the manuscript.  This evening — um?  Scrabble?  Rummy?  My Neighbor Tortoro?  Tomorrow — we’re scheduled to look at two houses in town in the afternoon, around which errands Steve will read the manuscript and I will read. . .something else.  After he finishes his read, I will fix any problems he has identified, or — if it is a Perfect Manuscript, which is, of course, Exactly What We Expect(tm) — I’ll simply make sure things are spelled correctly, convert the manuscript to .doc and email it to Madame the Editor.

Whereupon there will be MUCH rejoicing.

Remember that the Birthday Planning Challenge to win a free! audio! edition! of Carousel Sun by Sharon Lee (hey, that’s me!) is still going on.  Rules and entry forms HERE. Thanks to everyone who has entered so far; you guys think I’m some kind of adventurous.

And now?  I need to refill my coffee cup and turn on the Cat Eating Machine.

In which there may not BE enough coffee in Brasil

My first cup of coffee is gone, Mozart has had his first round of food, we need to do something about our breakfast, and the rain that came through last night was carrying autumn on its back. Yay, Autumn!

As I write this, 82% of the Penultimate Draft of Dragon in Exile has been Ultimated.  That means I have 103 pages, or about 23,000 words to finish.  That’s the good news.

The bad news is that these? These are the 23,000 words that were whipped out at white heat in order to finish, finish, FINISH DAMMIT.  Ahem.  So, they’re. . .um. Somewhat unruly.  My hope is that the sentences make sense.  Well, that most of the sentences make sense.

So, after breakfast (see what I did there?) I will be retiring, with printout, red pen, yellow pad, stickies, coon cats, and Even More Coffee to the couch.  And may ghod have mercy on my soul.

And you thought writing was easy.

At least, after this is over, I will never have to write again.

Well.

Except for the short story that’s due in October; and that other novel, that’s due in 2015; and — but it’s probably best, I think, to Live in the Moment.  So!

Finish this book, O Writer Brain, and you Never Have to Write Again.  In which Never is defined as “at least two weeks.”  Deal?

Yeah.

Let’s do this thing.

Progress continues

As I drink my first cup of coffee on this lowering and damp Saturday morning, 66% of Dragon in Exile’s Penultimate Manuscript is Ultimate. This is down from yesterday evening’s report to Facebook of 68%, because Steve needed to tweak the Last Missing Scene, and tweaking added words.  The Penultimate Manuscript, then — and always realizing that this is a Fluid Thing — stands at 125,000 words.  It is equally possible, in the upcoming process, that we will lose or gain words.  Occasionally, the word count at the end of the last edit remains exactly the same, but the specific words have all been altered.

In any case, I have 34% or about 36,000 words/190 pages of Penultimate Draft to transform into Ultimate Draft.  The 83,000 words that lie behind me had been pretty well gone over, and over, and over, so progress was swift.  The ones that lie ahead — not so much with the polishing.  Expect progress to slow.

The final draft is due to Madame the Editor on Monday, September 15, and we’re still well on track to meet that deadline.

For those playing along at home, I have heard from the Top Secret Office at Nook Press, which assures me that they are looking into the non-payment problem.  So, that.

And I think that’s all I’ve got. Writers are boring when they’re on deadline. . .

So!  What’re you doing this weekend that’s fun?

 

In which work goes forward and the cats are groomed

So! Twenty percent of the Penultimate Manuscript is now Ultimate Manuscript!  Hoping to do much better today.

In other news, the Coon Cats predict that!  Winter is Coming.  You heard it here, first.

Spent some of this morning trying to find out from Nook why the payment for June sales has yet to arrive in our checking account.  It should have arrived on Sunday night, but Nook is always taken by surprise by the sudden — and, indeed, unannounced — appearance of Bank Holidays, so I figured it would show up on Tuesday…or Wednesday…or certainly by Thursday.

But, no.

And, it turns out that the folks on Nook Support Live Chat can only cut’n’paste from the FAQ, which I can — and did — read for myself, thanks.  They can’t tell me if June payments have been disbursed, that question has to be bumped upstairs to some Top Secret Office which answers its mail in three days, honest.

I dunno.  Most places where I’ve had day-jobs, if it suddenly came to the attention of the Accounting Department that a Bank Holiday has hoved and/or hoven outta the mist, they cut paychecks the day before the holiday.  You’d figure that Nook’s Accounting Department might be that smart, but maybe I’m naive.

Today is bright and breezy, and supposed eventually to get warmish, but right now….*kisses her fingertips*

And!  I’m for the couch, and the other 80% of the manuscript.

What’re you doing today that’s fun?

In which the day starts late and will probably end the same way

So, having cleverly extended #1 on the Tuesday To-Do List to “Sleep Unreasonably Late on Wednesday” — a strategy I recommend highly to those others who’ve had “Sleep Forever” on their to-do lists for a while — I had a leisurely breakfast with my lovely and talented husband and attending cats, answered a couple of emails and will soon retire to the Front Office to start the process of making the Penultimate Draft into the Ultimate Draft.  This will be interspersed with laundry-doing because. . .necessity.

I do like working at home.

Thanks to those who have looked/are looking for descriptions of Val Con and Miri!

In other news, still house-hunting, and simultaneously looking at ways to perhaps make this house continue to work for us.  Building an attached two-car garage might be one step, given that we could refinance at a lower rate.  It seems like a huge project, but what do I know?  Might also upgrade the kitchen cabinets while we’re at it, and screen in the existing porch, which strikes me as the most minor of all these possible steps.  So. . .thinking about how to even approach that process, and keeping sight of the fact that, while none of those steps brings this house closer to town,  if they make keeping it less intense, they might tip the balance.

In between all of that, I’m eagerly anticipating the arrival of Things in the Mail, including (in no specific order) two decks of Tarot of the Zirkus Magi, Girl Genius Volume 13, a couple of Loth Hoodies (because you can never have too many elven hoodies), and an album of hand-colored photographs and post cards from 1872-1912 featuring geisha (because. . .photographs! geisha!)

And I think that’s all the news that’s fit to print.

Onward, to the couch!