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I can saw a woman in two, but you won’t want to look in the box when I’m through

So, Steve took Jack the Giant Killer into the shop this morning while I ran errands in the opposite direction, and went to gym, too!  Presently, I’m working on Number Ten Ox, who has been wired up with the funny keyboard and the trackball.  We have only just located the HDMI wire, so later this afternoon, I’ll have a Big Screen to work from, too.

What with one thing and another, I got zero writing done yesterday.  Hoping very much to do better today.  For those playing along at home, the manuscript now stands at 33,194 words in this iteration, which seems likely to stick.   And the next time I run into the Backroom Boys, I’m gonna beat their punkinhaids.  Just sayin’.

Though I didn’t get any actual writing done yesterday, I did get a the Sunday chores done, including the Brushing of the Coon Cats.

This chore is enlivened by the fact that each of the Coon Cats has a different approach to being groomed.

Mozart takes the What Fresh Hell is This? approach, which includes writhing away from the brush as if it were on fire, swearing loudly, and screaming that a murder is being done and won’t anyone help him!  He swears, in his high, squeaky voice, the entire time his claws are being clipped, folds his ears down so they can’t be cleaned, and will have nothing to do with the anti-static towel that smells like flowers.

Trooper, on the other hand, Understands that the Thumbs wish to groom him.  After, all he is magnificent, as Trooper is the first to admit.  He allows the brush and the comb with an air of regal complacency, is testy, but calm during the manicure, and resigned in the matter of the ears.  He graciously declines the smelly towel.

Sprite. . .loves the whole process.  She adores being brushed, purrs while she’s combed, puts her paw forward to be clipped — I honestly think she’d let me paint her claws for her.  She eeks! if I forget to clean her ears, and can think of no better end to her spa experience than to be stroked with a towel that will make her smell like a flower.

I’m thinking of pairing her with Mozart so he can see how it’s done, but I’m afraid he’ll teach her Bad Language.

The plan for the rest of the day is eat lunch, write, wait for the tech to call with news of Jack’s condition.

How’s Monday treating you?

 

*Today’s title comes from Warren Zevon, “For my next trick, I’ll need a volunteer.”  Here’s a link.

Books read in 2014

9.  Black Widow: The Name of the Rose, Marjorie Liu, Daniel Acuna
8.  Agent of Change, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e)
7.  The Emperor’s Agent, Jo Graham (e)
6.  Eternity and a Day, Aline Hunter (e)
5.  Kindred Rites, Katharine Eliska Kimbriel (e)
4.  Billy the Kid, the Endless Ride, Michael Wallis
3.  The Steerswoman, Rosemary Kirstein (e)
2.  Uncovered, Jordan Matter
1.  Dancers Among Us, Jordan Matter

Well I wrecked the El Camino, and it woulda been DWI

So this morning, with a snap! heard through the house, Jack the Giant Killer, the venerable Windows XP desktop, left this mortal realm.  I’m hoping this is a temporary death and that Jack can be revived with the installation of a new power supply, and that the neutrinos escaping from the explosion of what is now certainly the Former Power Supply didn’t nuke the hard drive.

It would be. . .mildly inconvenient if I lost the hard drive, most of the important stuff is backed up.  And the Book is Safe — I apologize to the writers reading here, I should have said that first.

If Jack is truly lost to us, I’ll be hooking Ox up to the big screen and the Funny Looking Keyboard.  I do NOT have the budget for a new desktop this year.  Gah.

For now, I’m writing on the Mencken Table via Ox, from which I will be sporadically available to the internets.

In the meantime, having done the day’s murder, I have chores to do.

Everybody stay safe.

(The heading comes from Rachel’s Song, by James McMurtry.  Here’s your link.)

Happy Birthday, Mozart!

Today, we celebrate the sixteenth anniversary of the birth of Kennebec Mozart.  He’s celebrating by sleeping in his special corner in my office, with his back pressed firmly against the radiator.   A little later in the day, Steve and I will toast his good health and long years on-station here at the Cat Farm with vanilla ice cream.

Since we’re right in the middle of the Major Morning Nap, I’m not going to disturb him for a photo op.  Here’s a picture from October:

Mozart
Mozart

 

Photo Essay: The Coat

Advertent readers of this forum will recall that, on February 21, I purchased an Article of Clothing, specifically the Lady K’abel Coat, from J. Peterman.

The Article of Clothing arrived today, and, true to Internet Tradition, Pictures have been taken.

Here we have the stage before the model arrives.  Princess Jasmine Sprite, Roadie of the Night, holds the area against interlopers:

Sprite defends the stage area Photo by Steve Miller
Sprite defends the stage area
Photo by Steve Miller

But wait!  The roadie spots an interloper!

Sprite sees an intruder Photo by Steve Miller
Sprite sees an intruder
Photo by Steve Miller

At last, the model arrives.  The audience is stunned as she shows them. . .

Super Coat!

Super Coat modeled by Sharon Lee Photo by Steve Miller
Super Coat modeled by Sharon Lee
Photo by Steve Miller

The model points out the fine work:

Showing off the trim Photo by Steve Miller
Showing off the trim
Photo by Steve Miller

All too soon, the show is done.  The audience files out in reverent silence, while the model and the roadie share A Moment:

Model and Roadie take a break Photo by Steve Miller
Model and Roadie take a break
Photo by Steve Miller

 

 

Six questions you must answer me, and I will ask them all

A disordered list of stuff, because I’m feeling disordered this morning.

1.  The Nebula Ballot has been announced.  Here’s your link.  Congratulations to all the nominees!

2.  If you’ve read Carousel Sun, please consider placing a review on Amazon, BN, Goodreads, &c.  I’m grateful to those who have already taken the time to review.  If you aren’t comfortable writing a review, please consider recommending Sun and Tides to your genre-reading friends (books make great gifts!).

2a.  Uncle Hugo’s SF Bookstore still has signed copies of Carousel Sun in stock, as well as many other Lee-and-Miller titles.  Here’s your link.

3.  If you’ve read Necessity’s Child, please consider writing a review for it, as above.  Thank you.

4.  The National Carousel Association’s 2014 Convention will visit ten carousels in the NYC area, including Jane’s Carousel, the Central Park Carousel, and more!  Here’s your link.

5.  It snowed last night, about an inch.  Today it’s slightly sunny, but cold.

6.  Hope everyone is having a lovely Thursday.

 

And not only that!

Steve reminds me that today! is Book Day for the mass market edition of Necessity’s Child!

So, those who’ve read/listened to previous editions, you want to tell people who may have been hanging back, not sure that they want to read a book that’s not in the “main line” why they should give Necessity’s Child a chance?  No spoilers, please.

Go!

On Seeing One’s Self

. . .apparently the next in a series of posts about history.  Who knew?

Asyouknowbob, I do some wandering up and down the internets, and I read a lot of strange and beautiful and inspiring and awful* and puzzling and infuriating stuff, just like you do.

Lately, in the course of my passage up and down, I’ve come across some essays, written by different people, at different times, reacting to different impetuses, all earnest and heartfelt, and every one taking as their theme:

I read fiction and I’m increasingly depressed, because I don’t see myself anywhere.

Now, on one level, I can relate to this frustration.  After all, when I started reading science fiction, back in the 1960s, I didn’t see me there, either.  By which I mean, not me, specifically, because who would want to write about me?  But girls and/or women with an adventurous spirit who were aching to get out there and buckle some serious swash; solve their own problems; pilot their own damn’ spaceship; or, yanno, run the family carousel.

Now, the way I handled this problem was, when I got old enough, and good enough, I wrote stories with me in them — by which I mean, not me, specifically, because I’m even more boring as an adult than I was as a kid** — but stories in which girls and women take care of business, and who are just as smart/capable/funny/sexy/scary as their male colleagues.

I know this isn’t a route that’s open to everyone, and herein lies the problem.  You might think that writing a blog post appealing to authors to put you — transperson, man of color, Thai woman, whatever — into stories would, yanno, move writers to do that.  I mean, I know a lot of writers, and we’re a pretty decent lot, all told, and mostly we write in order to make people happy, by which I mean satisfied, so why wouldn’t we oblige the people making such simple, and on-point requests?

Well. . .because there’s an obverse side to every coin.  And for this one, for every person who wants to see themselves in fiction, there’s at least one other person of the opposite view, who will fall like fifteen tons of granite paving stones onto the head of writers who are seen to be “appropriating” their lifestyle, culture, society. . .

The point of these folks is that writers who are not authentic, who haven’t lived in the culture, for instance, are going to automatically Get It Wrong, and besides that, they have no business writing about something they can’t possibly understand.

Writers aren’t necessarily any fonder than anybody else of having fifteen tons of granite paving stones dropped on their heads.  Just sayin’.

Lest you think otherwise, I actually have some sympathy for the obverse point of view, too.  But, truthfully?  Not much.

Because, see, every time I write about somebody who isn’t me — by which I mean me, Sharon Lee, nearsighted, overweight, manic-depressive scifi writer — I’m writing about someone I don’t fully understand.  I’m not, for instance, a man, though I’ve met a lot of men, and happened to have married a man.  I’m not a norbear; I’m not a ghetto kid turned mercenary soldier; I’m not a sentient spaceship — Look.  There are just an infinite number of things in this universe that I Am Not, and never will be, ‘k?

And yet I have the moxie to try to write about some of those things that I will never be.  Can never be.  I bring certain skills to the task of trying to capture those things and relate them convincingly:  Imagination; research skills; a technique called If This Goes On; and another called, What If?  . . .basic tools, but, used properly, they go a long way toward helping a story and/or character achieve verisimilitude.

“Verisimilitude” means “the appearance of being true or real.”  In terms of fiction-writing, it means that the story I’m telling you has to hang together, and feel real while you’re reading it.  That’s the contract between the writer and the reader, that the story will deliver while it’s being read.  Second thoughts after you’re done is only Monday morning quarterbacking.

So. . .the middle ground here is. . .what?

I think the best that might be done is to ask that writers try their best to write stories that include people like you, and that they do their research and not perpetuate racist/sexist/ageist/whatever-other-kind-of-ist-there-is-this-week stereotypes.  I mean, I think we can do that, as a group; hell, many of us are doing that.  But I think, too, that some of you could take matters into your own hands.  Write you.  Join the club.  Teach us.

I think, too, that we’re just going to have to take it as a given that writers are going to get things wrong.  We know that, better than anybody.  I mean, y’all have seen the little disclaimer on the acknowledgements page, where the author calls out by name all the people she asked for help?  And then she says, “If there are any mistakes in this book, they’re mine”?  We know that we’re gonna get something wrong, despite having done the best we can.  None moreso, I imagine.

Granite paving stones are not really productive; the only thing you’re going to accomplish by dropping them on the heads of writers is writers who will retreat into writing what they know.  *yawn*  So, sure, tell us what we did wrong.  Teach us.  And, if you really believe that only authentic people can Get It Right, I can’t see anything except that you’re stuck — write it the Right Way, and show us how it’s done.

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*in it’s original meaning, “inspiring reverential wonder”

**Though I did write a character who was living in kind of the same place in her family that I lived in my family, before I got old enough, and moved out. But that wasn’t so much writing me as it was using my experience to make the character real.  Which is different; Aelliana isn’t me; I just lent her some of my history.

Saturday ketchup

So, yesterday, I bought an Article of Clothing.  Here’s a picture, and a “history.”  Do recall that the source is the J. Peterman catalog.  Also, I did some writing.  I have now hit 25,000 words on three separate occasions.  Too bad those words aren’t linear, or I’d be three-quarters of the way done.

This morning, Steve and I took advantage of the second sunny day in the last three (yesterday, it snowed.  And rained.  And snowed.  And rained. Then, we had fog, after which. . .it rained.) to go into town and take on groceries and other needed things, such as cat litter and bird food.

We came home and I made dinner: sauteed yams, with onions and garlic and ginger and a leetle bit of Italian Seasoning, because it’s not really cooking if it doesn’t involve Italian Seasoning, and we had chunked Swiss cheese on the side, and now. . .

. . .it’s time to go to work for the day.

What’re y’all doing today that’s fun?