In which the calendar is unruly

I have committed to a mini-vacation in November — an overnight in Salem, so I can tour  the Peabody-Essex Museum (which in fact is not the Emerson Museum, and nor is the hotel the Emerson, but is, instead, the Hawthorne Hotel — pay no attention to me) and take in a little of the town.

I’m looking forward to this and am glad that there was a less-epic solution available.
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For those who missed the Quip. Liaden Universe® novel Kin Right, sequel to Salvage Right, is now listed in Amazon’s catalog. It, I note, listed as “Currently Unavailable,” so it cannot be preordered, but for those who were looking for Proof of Life, here it is

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So, that’s enough Braining for one day. Sadly, I do not know All, but!

I know Some, and that’s enough to proceed in a forwarder direction with, so — yay.

Now, I do believe I have chores to finish and Next Week’s Activities to Scrutinize. Also? I need to find out when Wicker’s coming to local theaters. It was supposed to be right around Halloween, wasn’t it?

Fans of Rookie will wish to know that he was an Immense Help to the Plotting. First, he sprawled across my lap, meticulously avoiding the paper I was writing on, and went to sleep with his chin on my writing wrist. After about an hour of that, he relocated to the cat pillow below the table next to the comfy chair, and continued with the napping until Just Now, when I got to stirring about.
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Boy, October is being hard to pin down. COVID shot is not tomorrow, but next Monday, the 19th. Which is fine, and I’m glad I checked. So! Tomorrow is a writing day and need not be interrupted by RL. If only all days could be that way.

Otherwise, all chores done, all clean cloths put away with the exception of those Rookie is napping on, which gives rise to the question of if, indeed, they qualify as clean.

Everybody stay safe; I’ll check in tomorrow.

Saturday at the writing factory

Coon cats first:

Saturday was a day of parts, to wit:

Went to bed at a ghodly hour Friday night and slept straight through. Eight hours and 40 minutes, which even the watch allows to have been fine work.

Today’s taste test is chocolate mint tea which smells a little less minty than I expected. We shall see.

I should mention that this is being dictated because Firefly has taken over my lap and needs belly rubs.
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Aaaand the chocolate mint tea is also a disappointment.

Clearly, I’m looking for Eldorado.

Onward to breakfast — oatmeal with peanut butter and semisweet bits. Chocolate-y goodness Will Be happening.
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The old woman who lives with me wants a vacation right now, and, as reported yesterday, Salem is barely three hours away.  Questions were asked of those on FB who happen to live in or near Salem in an attempt to discover the state of the town before I went to work.
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So, that’s 1,480ish new words written. I need to write one more short scene, which I may get to after lunch. Then, we’ll be on to Book Two.

I need to chat with the thermostats, and do my duty the cats — and that last short scene. And research to see if Salem is quite possible right now. And, if not, if something else is. Apparently, I really want some down time, which is a Why Now? But, hey. I may just take a Writer’s Day Off. Could just be I want somebody to make me an omelet for breakfast.

So! Thermostats first, I think, then lunch. Firefly and Rookie are basking in the sunshine in Steve’s office, exhausted, poor kittens, from having written so many words.

How’s Saturday treating you?
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And! The final scene of Book One has been written, and the WIP weighs in at 62,790ish. Or as we were wont to say here at the Confusion Factory, Half a novel, more or less.

Tomorrow, I get to sit with a pad of paper and plan out Book Two, which will be . . . interesting. I hope.

I have scrutinized the level of mingles* in the Big Wine Jug, and spoken to Mr. dea’Gauss regarding an advance against my quartershare. Which he respectfully denied, after he stopped laughing.

So, I will not be going to Salem in November. It will remain on the list of destinations of interest for 2027. Many, many thanks to everyone who weighed in with information, which I’ve saved to the 2027 destinations of interest research folder.

Yeah, Spontaneity R Us.

I still need to do my duty the cats. After that, I believe I’ll be making the season’s first mug of Actual Hot Chocolate and curl up with my book.
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*”mingles” = “mingled coins” aka “spare change”

Long shift

This morning’s mood is flower drake. This morning’s taste test tea is Chocolate Orange Spice, which smells… unexuberant. Which could go either way.

Went to bed late so I could finish my book, got up same, but I fear — I very much fear that my other book will not have likewise been finished overnight.

Onward.
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And! The chocolate orange spice tea is!

A disappointment.

I even knuckled under and put milk in it. Ick.

I have one more sample tin — chocolate mint.

I’m just beginning to think that maybe chocolate tea is not for me.
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Today’s tshirt, the flower drake, came from Skylar and Belle on Etsy. They were having a sale, and I bought a sweatshirt. Then, they sent me a coupon, so I bought a long-sleeved tshirt. Now, ghod help me, I have another coupon, but the tshirt I want doesn’t come in long sleeves, leaving me wondering if the better part of valor is to write to the shop owner and ask if it can be made in long sleeves, or just shrug and say, Well, really. How many tshirts does one old writer need?
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So, I’ve written 900ish words, gave the cats a snack (Rook is so smug that he gets his snacks right from my fingers; he isn’t an Old Stoopy like Firefly, who wants her snacks set down by her nose), and did PT homework.

I should probably eat something, but I’m not hungry, particularly. Well. Maybe I’ll go back and set a time, get a few more words, and then eat something.

. . . it at least has the shape of a plan . . .
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Oh, hey, no wonder I’m tired.

That’ll be 2,300ish new words and the damned scene I’ve been avoiding is now written. Is it good? I doubt it. But it’s in the right direction and! Is it not written that “You can’t fix it if it ain’t written down.”

In other news, the (last, I swear it) tshirt I’m ordering for A. Long. Time. Now. (Bats. I really need a bat tshirt) is coming to me in the long-sleeved option, and all is at least OK in my world.

The cats have had Happy Hour and I need to finish filing today’s work, and go find a glass of wine and my new book, Serpent’s Reach, which I somehow missed reading.

Everybody stay safe. I’ll check in tomorrow.

Thursday accomplishments

Proof of life and resident art works, here

Yes, I’m stiff after yesterday’s exertions, but nothing’s broken, and that’s sorta the point.

And to the nice person who wrote to scold me, Out of Love, I’m sure: 74. And clearly, No, I don’t know any better.
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Taking a break for lunch and to perform one’s duty to the feline contingent.

I wrote 550ish new words today! And then I took out 750ish old words. And so manuscripts grow into books. I intend to go back after lunch, if only to do some housekeeping with the chapter-by-chapter.

The old woman I live with is apparently wanting to plan a vacation for next year. It’s shaping up into an Epic vacation, by the standards of the Lee-and-Miller Household, in which a week at the ocean was a rare treat.

Apparently, my roommate wants to go to Westerly, Rhode Island.

What’s in Westerly, Rhode Island, you ask?

A flying horse carousel. I’m pretty sure they only allow little kids on this carousel, but that’s apparently OK. There’s also a lighthouse, and a Shopping District, so, yanno, a reasonably interesting location.

My roommate also wants to go to Mystic Seaport, and to Salem, and to . . . Foxwoods? I’m a little baffled by Foxwoods, frankly. Steve loved him some casinos, and I’d tag along to people-watch and play the nickle machines until Mr. Jackson was frittered away, then I’d go listen to the band, if there was one, or to the bar, to get a Coke and read until Steve found me with tales of fortunes won and lost, and we’d eat dinner, or not, and go home.

I’m not at all sure I’d seek out a casino on my own. In fact, I haven’t sought out a casino on my own since Steve died, but — OK, Foxwoods. Why, not? Bound to be something to look at.

I’m not at all sure what else there’s to do between Maine and Connecticut that could be added — ah. Sturbridge? That might be cool.

So! Research!

After lunch.

Oh. And after I get my act in gear and line up a COVID shot.
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Okey-Dokey, then. Tomorrow, I need to write a Whole New Scene, which was not previously written, because? I didn’t wanna. Unfortunately, it has to be written, and, tragically, I still don’t wanna.

Be a writer, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

And sometimes — most times, really — it actually is. Well. Maybe tomorrow I’ll feel like writing the silly thing, and then, as a reward, I can commence into writing Book Two.

Yes, this is going to be one of those.

I did, in fact, make an appointment to get the COVID shot, though CVS did its best to make sure I would not prevail. Take that, CVS! And your stoopid AutoFill, too! So, COVID shot on Monday afternoon, after I finish writing, and if this one makes me ill, it should all have run its course by Tuesday evening. Planning. It’s all about the Planning.

Speaking of Planning — I need to buy a 2027?! calendar. Which I realized when I went to put my tickets into the calendar, as is my habit, only to find that the first ticket is for January 24, and the calendar currently in use finishes up on January 3.

Well. Shopping. Who doesn’t like shopping?

I am being hounded — no. I am being pursued by a howling black Maine coon teenager, who insists, against All Observable Evidence, that he is starving. He used to convince Tali that she was starving, and she’d carry the message to me, loudly, but Tali could be bought off with an offer to sit on my lap.

So — that’s the late report.

Everybody stay safe. I’ll check in tomorrow.

 

 

Between the Tree and PT

Wednesday. Grey, breezy, and chilly.

So! I wrote a fun 1500 words on the outtake novella. Always nice to go for a walk in a garden with Val Con and Miri and talk with a Tree.

FedEx managed to deliver my tea to the correct address, and now I am wealthy in Russian Caravan, four sample tins of chocolate teas (I know, I know, but I live in hope of finding a chocolate tea that actually tastes good, and — samplers!). I also bought a six-pack of tea pearls, because tea pearls are cool and not because I can afford to make them a daily thing.

The USPS swears my Penzey’s order is out for delivery, though the whereabouts of tshirt remain a mystery. Is it in California? Is it in Connecticut? Has it vanished down the guts of a mail sorting machine in Malaysia? Is it occupying some temporal space beyond the ken of mere mortals?

Well. These matters are for later.

For now? Physical Therapy calls.

What mysteries are visited upon your day?

Reading and ranting

Coon cats first.

The morning cuddle:

Rookie inna winda:
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Yes, this is much better…

“Homemade lightning is never as good as the real sort.”

“Things are either real or they’re not. I know this. I have medicine.”

And not to forget: A chocolate you don’t want to eat does not count as chocolate.

SOMEONE MOSTLY MORTAL. SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

Sigh. Reading protocols.

The book I gave up on is set in The Real World; it’s based on a Real Incident that took place in the Real City (not Small Town; and I say this as someone who hails from a City) of Lewiston, Maine; addressing the culture clashes born of the influx of Somalis into that same Lewiston, Maine.

You would think that, the author’s interest obviously having been snagged by this incident, that her work would reflect that interest. That she would, dammit, love her characters.

Only she doesn’t. Or maybe that’s — I hope she doesn’t. Because these are not lovable people. It’s not that they’re flawed, or even that they’re strange. We’re all flawed. And strange. It’s not that there’s a tragedy in their shared past. Perhaps it’s that they’re caught in a shared net of meanness and dislike that none of them even tries to cut through.

Perhaps it’s because the author doesn’t love her characters, and so she keeps them at arm’s length, reduced to telling us that Bob is lovable, without showing us that Bob is doing lovable things.

Mind you, the author is a Pulitzer Prize winner, so by definition she knows what she’s doing, and I’m talking through my hat. Best to keep that in mind while I rant on.  Since I’m apparently going to rant on…

Of all of the characters I met before I bailed, it is Bob — supposedly lovable, insightful, and empathic — who ought to have changed the course of this terrible family of hateful individuals. But Bob is sunk is self-pity. He’s in his fifties, his wife has left him (of course), he’s been unable to father children (I have no idea if the author is an academic, but ghod that is such an academic fiction thing), and drinking cheap wine out of coffee cups, which, OK, as a sign of moral decay, not having a wine glass is kind of — cute.

And the Heroic Big Brother, who is falling apart at the seams — a grown man, a trial lawyer, does not scream at this brother over the phone calling him a useless retard over and over again unless something is very Very wrong there, and I still fear for his wife, though I don’t like her, either.

And, yes, I’m aware that not all characters have to be likeable. They do, however, have to be relatable.

*deep breath*

Pratchett clearly loves his characters, flawed and strange and deeply, Deeply improbable as they all are. He doesn’t tell you that Jeremy isn’t a bad man. He doesn’t tell you Jeremy’s a good man. He does need medicine, but who among us has not needed medicine? And who among us at least doesn’t know someone who has stopped taking their medicine, because everything is So. Much. Clearer. without it?

(And the flashback that explains the advent of the medicine — Something like, “after the hammer is taken out of the fist, and the blood has been cleaned up.” Bang. No need to say any more than that. We Get it.)

Igor — gods, I love the Igors. So naive, so able. So wise. So very fitted for Mad Science, and in love with their lightnings.

And, yanno, if we want to talk about Family Dynamics, there’s Susan and her grandfather. Both flawed. Both strange. At odds more than they’re in agreement. And yet — MEET ME, says the note, and Susan goes to find out what her grandfather might need from her. Because they’re family. And they only have each other. If you don’t count Death of Rats.

And of course Lu-Tze, the Sweeper, not holy, not a monk, designer of bonsai mountains, and unwilling teacher of a boy who is far too smart, and who remembers his lessons instead of learning them.

Deep breath.

Circling around again to reading protocols. In science fiction, and in fantasy, the reading protocol demands that the reader allow that the author is telling them the truth, no matter how improbable it seems. This is called “The Willing Suspension of Disbelief,” and it’s actually a requirement for anyone who reads fiction. Because the author is not telling you the truth, no matter how much she may herself believe what she’s writing. That’s why it’s called “fiction.”

So, I’m wondering if my apparently on-going problem with non-genre fiction set in the here-and-now is that the authors don’t do any worldbuilding. Why bother? Look around you. I’ve also heard it said by literary writers that characterization is . . . I can’t think of the word — in essence, a cheat. A crutch. When — at least in my not at all humble opinion — characterization is the greatest strand in the braided art called storytelling.

Eeep.

I think I may be ranted out.

Who are your favorite characters in fiction — and! Bonus Question: Why?

Look all around; there’s nothing but blue sky

Yes, I’m home. Been home awhile, actually. The car passed inspection, the tires were rotated, vital fluids changed out and/or renewed, and the windshield wipers changed.

I am in receipt of the happy news that I will need to replace the tires “before winter.” When I pointed out that we are presently standing right in the middle of “before winter,” the recommendation was adjusted to “around Thanksgiving.” It being a Subaru, that’s all four tires, which, to be fair, are the originals, and while they haven’t been subjected to as much as previous sets of tires on previous Subarus, they’ve done some miles.

So, something to look forward to.

I did manage to remember to go to City Hall and pay the excise tax/get new stickers for the license plates, which I affixed upon my arrival at home.

My entire day is off-time. I’m taking a short break from the WIP, but will be going back to it as soon as I finish this letter to the internets.

I have, sadly, given up on the book club book. Helen is going to get the bejesus beat out of her if she doesn’t get the hell outta there (this is where I folded; too much like how I grew up), Bob is going to throw himself from a tall building as soon as he gets back to The City, and Susan can go drown herself for all of me.

I started one of the cozies I downloaded a couple weeks ago, but it’s a little too cozy, if you take me. Also? Murders have consequences and scattering them through the plot like raisins into oatmeal cookies is . . . an interesting approach.

All of which to say that I’m currently re-reading Pratchett’s The Thief of Time. (SEE ME.  ??  GRANDAD)

(Some) People are asking if I’m going to adopt another (Maine Coon) cat, and — We’re still in shock here, ‘k? Not to mention mourning. If I have to Say Something, then what I say is I’m minded to let the Cat Distribution System do its work.

Speaking of cats — Apparently Firefly and Rookie read my blog. Firefly was actually waiting for me when I went to bed last night, and Rook joined us before I got properly settled. She tucked up on my ankles, and he kind of sprawled across my hips, and we all zoned out. Rook was still — or again — with me when the alarm went off, but Firefly had gone someplace else.

And that? Is all the news.

How’s Monday treating you?

Today’s blog post title is brought to you by Johnny Nash, “I Can See Clearly“

Sunday, with cats and memories

PSA: The below is a rerun from This Date in 2025 (with adjustments to bring it current to today). It should answer questions generated by the post I made last evening.

On October 4, 1988, an orange-and-white UHaul truck with a governor on the accelerator, closely followed by a black Chevrolet Beretta, entered Maine via Routes 2 and 4 in Farmington and made their way to Skowhegan.

In the UHaul was Steve Miller, PIC, copilot Arwen deGrey, and what was left of the Miller and Lee Household — records and books; a stereo system; an old wooden Philco cabinet radio that didn’t work, but served as our mantle; kitchen supplies, and an almost-new microwave oven; two Kaypro computers; a 9-pin printer; and two so-called computer desks, brand-new and still unassembled in their boxes.

Piloting the Beretta was Sharon Lee, copilot Archie McGee, and passenger Brandee Whitchin. In the trunk was a copy of a manuscript entitled Carpe Diem, the Important Life Records of both pilots and cats, a dictionary, a Scrabble set, two suitcases, and cat supplies. In the back seat were a few small boxes of this ‘n that, and the cat carrier occupied by our passenger.

We arrived in Skowhegan and went to the address that had been given us five days prior, to pick up the key to the rental house. Instead, we came away with our deposit, in cash, because the daughter of the gentleman who had rented us the house by phone had left her husband during the time the happy caravan was climbing slowly north from Maryland, and needed a place to live.

We then went downtown, to let the editor at the Skowhegan Reporter know that Mr. Miller, whom he had hired after two extensive phone interviews, was in town and ready for work. Unfortunately, in a game of Editorial Spin the Bottle indulged in by the owner of the syndicate, the Skowhegan editor had been reassigned, and the new editor had neither news of, nor desire for, a spanking new reporter who didn’t know the beat.

Considerably let down, the Plan in shambles, but still determined to continue, the pilots drove out to the edge of town, where they found a campground motel that was in the process of being shut down for the winter. The combination of Steve’s golden tongue and the kindness of the campkeepers saw us in possession of both a very tiny cabin, and a promise that they would tell the crew to winterize that cabin last, so we could have time to find a more permanent solution.

That done, we drove to the other edge of town, rented a storage unit, stashed our stuff, went to the local Hannaford, got salads from the salad bar, and the big bottle of Gallo, returned to our cabin, and the cats. We ate, played a couple games of Scrabble, and went to bed.

The next morning, there was snow on the ground, and, after breakfasting at the Burger King around the corner from the campground, the pilots drove to Augusta to return the UHaul truck, then went back to the cabin in Skowhegan, and sat down to make a New Plan.

. . . we stayed in the camp for two weeks while we looked for someplace to live in Skowhegan and in Waterville. For some reason, nobody wanted to rent to a pair of scruffy writers from Away, with three cats and no visible means of support. We finally lucked in to a “two bedroom” apartment in a converted barn, where we lived for the next year-and-a-half. After we got the apartment, we went down to the post office to rent a PO Box, and across to the bank to open a checking account. We had phone service installed, and called our agent, who wanted our address, because she had a revision letter from Del Rey to send to us.

While we were waiting for the revision letter, we put together the computer desks and fired up the Kaypros, then we looked for jobs. For some reason, nobody wanted to hire a high-falutin’ executive secretary from Away, so I signed up with Kelly Services, who found me a cushy job inside the Number Two Paper Machine at Scott Paper. My shift started at 5 a.m. Steve picked up the Adult Ed Writing Course that had been being taught by the now-relocated editor, and started work as the midnight manager at the Cumberland Farms.

The letter from Del Rey arrived and the revisions were . . . massive, requiring a lot of rewriting. Steve worked on those before he was due at work. When I got home, I’d start typing where he’d left off.

The question that is not answered in this is — how old were the children when they started on this adventure? Answer One: Old Enough to Know Better. Answer Two:  Steve was 38; I was 36.
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Sunday, October 4, 2026.  Got up at six. Made a video, which is really stretching my skillset. It’s probably not long enough, but here we are.

Started writing/revising at 9, working through til 1:30, broke for lunch and a run at FB, then back to the office with the intent to do more work, but my eyes have voted otherwise, so! One’s duty the cats has not yet been accomplished, and there are dishes to wash, so it’s not like I’ll be idle. I’m trying not to be grumpy about the fact that I used to be able to Screen for 8 hours at the day-job, come home and do another 4 hours at the home computer, while simultaneously ignoring the other fact — which is that — yeah, that’s very likely why I can’t do that any more.

Tomorrow, I am due in Augusta at 7:15 A! M! for car inspection, oil change, &c, &c. I will byerlady go to City Hall and pay the excise tax on that same car before I come home to, hopefully, write.

I’m really missing Tali, who had Very Strong Opinions about when Stoopid Humans ought to sit down and Make a Lap, and wasn’t shy about making them known. The other cats miss her, too — this my guess by the fact that they’re still working a three-sided schedule. I was unsupervised for several hours this morning, and Firefly actually looked shocked when she arrived for her shift and found me alone. Also, Firefly is not wanting to sleep on the bed without backup, which is sad, and I hope she’ll get over it, though, thinking back, I believe she has always had back-up for bed-sleeping. Belle, Sprite, and Trooper certainly slept with us/me, and Tali overlapped Trooper . . .

For the curious, Rook will sleep with me, but his schedule is freeform. He’ll arrive at some point midnightish, and curl up on my hip. I don’t usually feel him leave, but I do note his arrival around 6, when I’ll either get up, or go back to sleep for an hour.

Sigh.

Cat chess.

And! Chores

Thursday at the word farm

Thursday. Kinda glary and warmish, with an intermittent breeze.

No word from the lab, which I didn’t really expect, so I wasn’t disappointed.

Spent most of the day reading/editing the WIP. Still have about 60 pages to go, which I’ll likely finish up tomorrow.

Did some laundry, performed my duty the cats. For lunch I made macaroni and cheese custard from an old, old recipe — we used to eat this at least once a week. Still tastes good, and? I have leftovers. Breakfast was scones and the last orange. The scones still taste good — and the orange, too.

Sarah comes by tomorrow morning to make everything clean again. Tomorrow afternoon, I’m expecting to be called to pick up Tali’s ashes. I should also go to the grocery store. I had, until two minutes ago, thought I’d also stop by city hall to pay the excise tax on the car, which, actually, I can’t do, because city hall is closed on Fridays. So! Next week — possibly Monday, on my way home from the car’s annual inspection, and everything will be tidied away for another year.

Rookie wishes me to know that it’s time for Happy Hour. Rookie is regrettably in error.

Everybody have a good evening. I’ll check in tomorrow.

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I knew there was something else.

I will not (that’s NOT) be taking part in The Game this year.

Wednesday with a side of baking

Coon cats first

Firefly:

Rook:

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Wednesday. Cloudy and cool.

Hard to get out of bed this morning. Rook finally had to resort to sitting on my head and chewing my hair.

Read about a quarter of the WIP, breaking to make macaroni, some of which will become part of lunch; the rest of which will become part of lunches going forward. Also have to do some banking.

Came across a recipe for scallion-and-cheddar scones, which I do believe I’ll be making this afternoon; they actually look like Real Food, in addition to being tasty.

The Lawn Guy has been by and done his thing, being as it’s not Actually Raining at the moment.

The question How Are We/I Doing? has been asked. The answer “I’ve been better,” may be seen as flippant, and “Working,” may be seen as not being kind to myself.

A story. Steve and I many years ago attended the Universalist/Unitarian Church, where I was also a volunteer with the Evening Sandwich Program.

Now, Unitarians are kind of the Virgos of organized religions. There are many variations on the joke that starts out with a question like What Do The Religions Do When Their Church Catches on Fire, and it’s inevitably the punchline that the Unitarians call the fire department.

At our particular church, there was a tradition when those in the congregation who had experienced a Good Thing in their lives during the previous week, were asked to stand up and share this with those gathered. One Sunday, Steve stood up and talked about some writing triumph that I no longer recall, and got A Look from the pulpit.

At coffee, after, the minister came up to him and said, “The Good Thing is supposed to be personal, you know. About your life. Not business.”

To which Steve famously said, “But writing is my life.”

All this to say that when I say I’m going to work, it doesn’t mean that I’m being mean to myself or exceptional in my dedication to my job. I’m writing. It’s what I do. Worry when I don’t do what I do.

. . . and that’s the bell for the pasta.

How’s everybody getting by today?
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There was a call for the scone recipe, which is rendered below:

Scallion Cheddar Scones
This is supposed to make 12 scones. I made 16, because I have a scone pan and it has 16 spaces.

From the King Arthur All-Purpose Baking Companion

2 cups (240g) unbleached all-purpose flour OR (224g) unbleached pastry flour (I used white whole wheat, because that’s what I had)

1/2 tsp salt

1 Tbs sugar

1 Tbs baking powder

6 TBS unsalted butter, cold, cut into pieces

2 large eggs, beaten

1/3 cup (77g) cream or sour cream (I used sour cream)

1 TBS Dijon mustard

1 cup (112g) grated sharp cheddar cheese

3-5 (56g) scallions, chopped (I used shallots because no scallions)

Preheat oven to 375F. Sift together flour, salt, sugar, baking powder. Rub in butter with fingers.

Mix together eggs, mustard, cream. Add to dry ingredients. Stir in grated cheese and scallions. Mix until just combined.

Liberally flour the counter and your hands. Pat the dough into a 6×9 in rectangle about 1 inch thick. Cut the rectangle into 6 smaller rectangles, and cut each smaller rectangle into two triangles to form 12 triangular scones. Place on well-greased baking sheet.

OR 1: Squish even amounts of dough into each space in a dedicated scone pan

OR 2: Make 12 even amounts of dough into balls, put on well-greased baking sheet.

BAKE for 20 minutes, or until nicely browned.

Mine just came out of the oven:

. . .I have conducted a Quality Control Taste Analysis.  These?  are good.