Chocolate truffle tea and the most interesting cat in the world

Learning how to fall takes an unexpected amount of courage, if you happen to be a person who has a lifelong commitment to not falling.

In the normal way of things, if I feel myself start to fall, I will twist, and grab at anything to stay upright, which usually, yes, Just Makes It Worse.

Steve — who wrestled in high school — would say, “Just fall,” like that was something any sane person would do. The ground, my child, is hard. I know this because I’ve fallen on the ground and I never, ever want to do that again.

Which, honestly? Is probably not a goal that’s within my grasp, if I’m going to persist in this Getting Old(er) thing.

So, today at PT? I Just Fell. Onto a (slightly) padded platform, into walls, and doors, into my therapist. Someone else who was taking PT at a station near us said that I reminded him of when he had taken parachute training — “If you roll after you hit, you’ll be OK.”

Eeek.

Also?

Ouch.

Lunch is heating up, and I do believe I’ll be having aspirin with that.
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First taste test. Chocolate Truffle Tea, which smells terrific.
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So, the chocolate truffle tea is … interesting. The taste is dark, or maybe I mean heavy, and a little bitter, like baking chocolate. Not quite what I’m looking for in a “chocolate tea.” It’s drinkable, but I won’t be ordering a full tin.

In other news, I’ve spent the last hour pinned under a coon cat, who was doing her damnedest to put me to sleep, and, yes, she succeeded.
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Things I have forgotten to mention today Part One:

For those still interested in yesterday’s discussion regarding characters and lit’rachur, and all like that, you will at this link, directly under my post, find the Cereal Theory of Writing from our very own djonn. It’s worth reading and a worthy Working Theory
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Things I forgot to mention today, Part Two:

If you’re not following David Mattingly’s diary of his career you really ought to do so. As you know, David did many, if not all, of the covers of the novels we did for Baen. I think that’s 25 covers. David is not painting anymore, and has turned to writing as an outlet for creation.

You can read past entries and/or subscribe here
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And, finishing up!

A photo of Rookie doing his impression of The Most Interesting Cat in the World:

Look all around; there’s nothing but blue sky

Yes, I’m home. Been home awhile, actually. The car passed inspection, the tires were rotated, vital fluids changed out and/or renewed, and the windshield wipers changed.

I am in receipt of the happy news that I will need to replace the tires “before winter.” When I pointed out that we are presently standing right in the middle of “before winter,” the recommendation was adjusted to “around Thanksgiving.” It being a Subaru, that’s all four tires, which, to be fair, are the originals, and while they haven’t been subjected to as much as previous sets of tires on previous Subarus, they’ve done some miles.

So, something to look forward to.

I did manage to remember to go to City Hall and pay the excise tax/get new stickers for the license plates, which I affixed upon my arrival at home.

My entire day is off-time. I’m taking a short break from the WIP, but will be going back to it as soon as I finish this letter to the internets.

I have, sadly, given up on the book club book. Helen is going to get the bejesus beat out of her if she doesn’t get the hell outta there (this is where I folded; too much like how I grew up), Bob is going to throw himself from a tall building as soon as he gets back to The City, and Susan can go drown herself for all of me.

I started one of the cozies I downloaded a couple weeks ago, but it’s a little too cozy, if you take me. Also? Murders have consequences and scattering them through the plot like raisins into oatmeal cookies is . . . an interesting approach.

All of which to say that I’m currently re-reading Pratchett’s The Thief of Time. (SEE ME.  ??  GRANDAD)

(Some) People are asking if I’m going to adopt another (Maine Coon) cat, and — We’re still in shock here, ‘k? Not to mention mourning. If I have to Say Something, then what I say is I’m minded to let the Cat Distribution System do its work.

Speaking of cats — Apparently Firefly and Rookie read my blog. Firefly was actually waiting for me when I went to bed last night, and Rook joined us before I got properly settled. She tucked up on my ankles, and he kind of sprawled across my hips, and we all zoned out. Rook was still — or again — with me when the alarm went off, but Firefly had gone someplace else.

And that? Is all the news.

How’s Monday treating you?

Today’s blog post title is brought to you by Johnny Nash, “I Can See Clearly“

Sunday, with cats and memories

PSA: The below is a rerun from This Date in 2025 (with adjustments to bring it current to today). It should answer questions generated by the post I made last evening.

On October 4, 1988, an orange-and-white UHaul truck with a governor on the accelerator, closely followed by a black Chevrolet Beretta, entered Maine via Routes 2 and 4 in Farmington and made their way to Skowhegan.

In the UHaul was Steve Miller, PIC, copilot Arwen deGrey, and what was left of the Miller and Lee Household — records and books; a stereo system; an old wooden Philco cabinet radio that didn’t work, but served as our mantle; kitchen supplies, and an almost-new microwave oven; two Kaypro computers; a 9-pin printer; and two so-called computer desks, brand-new and still unassembled in their boxes.

Piloting the Beretta was Sharon Lee, copilot Archie McGee, and passenger Brandee Whitchin. In the trunk was a copy of a manuscript entitled Carpe Diem, the Important Life Records of both pilots and cats, a dictionary, a Scrabble set, two suitcases, and cat supplies. In the back seat were a few small boxes of this ‘n that, and the cat carrier occupied by our passenger.

We arrived in Skowhegan and went to the address that had been given us five days prior, to pick up the key to the rental house. Instead, we came away with our deposit, in cash, because the daughter of the gentleman who had rented us the house by phone had left her husband during the time the happy caravan was climbing slowly north from Maryland, and needed a place to live.

We then went downtown, to let the editor at the Skowhegan Reporter know that Mr. Miller, whom he had hired after two extensive phone interviews, was in town and ready for work. Unfortunately, in a game of Editorial Spin the Bottle indulged in by the owner of the syndicate, the Skowhegan editor had been reassigned, and the new editor had neither news of, nor desire for, a spanking new reporter who didn’t know the beat.

Considerably let down, the Plan in shambles, but still determined to continue, the pilots drove out to the edge of town, where they found a campground motel that was in the process of being shut down for the winter. The combination of Steve’s golden tongue and the kindness of the campkeepers saw us in possession of both a very tiny cabin, and a promise that they would tell the crew to winterize that cabin last, so we could have time to find a more permanent solution.

That done, we drove to the other edge of town, rented a storage unit, stashed our stuff, went to the local Hannaford, got salads from the salad bar, and the big bottle of Gallo, returned to our cabin, and the cats. We ate, played a couple games of Scrabble, and went to bed.

The next morning, there was snow on the ground, and, after breakfasting at the Burger King around the corner from the campground, the pilots drove to Augusta to return the UHaul truck, then went back to the cabin in Skowhegan, and sat down to make a New Plan.

. . . we stayed in the camp for two weeks while we looked for someplace to live in Skowhegan and in Waterville. For some reason, nobody wanted to rent to a pair of scruffy writers from Away, with three cats and no visible means of support. We finally lucked in to a “two bedroom” apartment in a converted barn, where we lived for the next year-and-a-half. After we got the apartment, we went down to the post office to rent a PO Box, and across to the bank to open a checking account. We had phone service installed, and called our agent, who wanted our address, because she had a revision letter from Del Rey to send to us.

While we were waiting for the revision letter, we put together the computer desks and fired up the Kaypros, then we looked for jobs. For some reason, nobody wanted to hire a high-falutin’ executive secretary from Away, so I signed up with Kelly Services, who found me a cushy job inside the Number Two Paper Machine at Scott Paper. My shift started at 5 a.m. Steve picked up the Adult Ed Writing Course that had been being taught by the now-relocated editor, and started work as the midnight manager at the Cumberland Farms.

The letter from Del Rey arrived and the revisions were . . . massive, requiring a lot of rewriting. Steve worked on those before he was due at work. When I got home, I’d start typing where he’d left off.

The question that is not answered in this is — how old were the children when they started on this adventure? Answer One: Old Enough to Know Better. Answer Two:  Steve was 38; I was 36.
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Sunday, October 4, 2026.  Got up at six. Made a video, which is really stretching my skillset. It’s probably not long enough, but here we are.

Started writing/revising at 9, working through til 1:30, broke for lunch and a run at FB, then back to the office with the intent to do more work, but my eyes have voted otherwise, so! One’s duty the cats has not yet been accomplished, and there are dishes to wash, so it’s not like I’ll be idle. I’m trying not to be grumpy about the fact that I used to be able to Screen for 8 hours at the day-job, come home and do another 4 hours at the home computer, while simultaneously ignoring the other fact — which is that — yeah, that’s very likely why I can’t do that any more.

Tomorrow, I am due in Augusta at 7:15 A! M! for car inspection, oil change, &c, &c. I will byerlady go to City Hall and pay the excise tax on that same car before I come home to, hopefully, write.

I’m really missing Tali, who had Very Strong Opinions about when Stoopid Humans ought to sit down and Make a Lap, and wasn’t shy about making them known. The other cats miss her, too — this my guess by the fact that they’re still working a three-sided schedule. I was unsupervised for several hours this morning, and Firefly actually looked shocked when she arrived for her shift and found me alone. Also, Firefly is not wanting to sleep on the bed without backup, which is sad, and I hope she’ll get over it, though, thinking back, I believe she has always had back-up for bed-sleeping. Belle, Sprite, and Trooper certainly slept with us/me, and Tali overlapped Trooper . . .

For the curious, Rook will sleep with me, but his schedule is freeform. He’ll arrive at some point midnightish, and curl up on my hip. I don’t usually feel him leave, but I do note his arrival around 6, when I’ll either get up, or go back to sleep for an hour.

Sigh.

Cat chess.

And! Chores

Last night and this morning

Once More Into The Breach

Friday evening.

I had One. Last. Go. at the whole Patreon thing, and guess what?

I found it! And I also found that I’m already on “subscription billing,” so I can forget about this all over again.

For those who are as confused as I was, you need to go down the side of your home page — down, down down, no, even further down, below your subscriptions to other creators, to those stupid three dots. See them?

Good. Click on them. You’ll get an unpromising looking little box:
Appearance
Settings
Support
Log Out

Click Settings, which will open up a much more promising and larger box. Under Creator Settings, right above Account Settings, there you will find Billing and Payouts. Click. And right at the top of the new page will be Billing Schedule.

Sheeeeeesh

For my next trick, I have another damned email from the Anthropic legal team, allowing me to know that yet another of my titles is “disputed.” Man, I’m tired of this game. Can we play Boggle now?

Oh. Wait.

PSA:  This whole kerfuffle has nothing to do with Patreon subscribers aka Patrons.  Purely an administrative funtime for creators.

Errands Being the Order of the Day

Saturday. Sunny, cool; last night’s rain still lingering in the grass. Leftover (and rewarmed) macaroni and cheese custard for breakfast with a little hoarded can of pineapple juice on the side.

I slept a long, long time, and here you will see that I am Inconsistent. I worry when I sleep four hours, and I worry when I sleep nine. Especially I worry when I sleep nine and the toy on my wrist tells me that stress while I slept kept me from recharging sufficiently unto the day.

Today’s theory is that I’m Just Exhausted. Everything, it is finally Too Much.

Moving on.

Today, Errands Come First. I have already informed the cats, who have gone to their posts in Steve’s office. No one has ever said that coon cats are slackers.

It is, I’ll note, very quiet in the house. Apparently Tali took up a lot of room, and RookandTali was a whole ‘nother cat.

Finished listening to Chanur’s Homecoming last night. “I’m real fond of you, too, Skkukuk.” That being so, I really need to bear down on the book club book (The Burgess Boys), which I’m finding to be hard going. I did figure out that “Shirley Falls” is meant to be Lewiston — I was thrown off by the description of it being a “small town” — but I’ve yet to find a character I can connect with, even a little bit. Given that I identified with the Hani the first time I read them, and greeted them on this reread with the joy of reconnecting with old friends, this probably says terrible things about me as a human being.

What else? Oh. I need to make a video. Probably that’s for tomorrow. Also, I need to make an order with Upton Tea — I’m almost out of Russian Caravan.

All that being said, and my tea mug empty, I’d better get on the road. Errands ain’t gonna run themselves.

Whatcha got on for the weekend?

Trust in me, I’m with the High Command

Oh, Patreon.

So, Apple is bullying Patreon into changing how it does things again, this time insisting that everyone, everywhere, and solely for its own convenience adopt what Patreon is calling “subscription billing.” Creators must insure that they are on “subscription billing” by November 1 or Patreon will do it for them, and nobody wants that.

I am somewhat at fault, because I usually ignore Helpful Advice from Patreon, because I don’t partake of any of the fancy things that others of my colleagues delight in using.

However, I figured I could at least check what sort of billing I favor by following the directions given, to wit: “You can confirm your billing model at the top of your BILLING AND PAYOUT SETTINGS” under the heading ‘Billing Schedule.'”

You’re ahead of me, I know. Yep. No Billing Schedule. No Billing and Payout Settings. I have Payouts, certainly, which tells me how much money has been collected, deducted, and forwarded.

I further read that all creator pages launched on, or after September 27, 2022, are automatically on “subscription billing,” which is, yanno, good to know. However, our page went live sometime in 2015, so I guess I’m really going to have to talk to Patreon Support.

Argh.

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In other news, it’s Friday, and going to be warmer rather than cooler. I’ve picked up the house so Sarah has a clear field in which to perform her miracles. I’ve shared a cup of tea and sunlight with Firefly, gotten Perry Wink on the road, looked at my mail queue, and at Patreon, and I’m thinking I’ll be having a scone for breakfast and another cup of tea before I write to Support.

There were deer in the Long Back Yard again this morning. They’re getting quite bold. Right up to the deck they were. I went out to introduce myself, and they ran off. Honestly.

So! How’s Friday looking from your window?

Thursday at the word farm

Thursday. Kinda glary and warmish, with an intermittent breeze.

No word from the lab, which I didn’t really expect, so I wasn’t disappointed.

Spent most of the day reading/editing the WIP. Still have about 60 pages to go, which I’ll likely finish up tomorrow.

Did some laundry, performed my duty the cats. For lunch I made macaroni and cheese custard from an old, old recipe — we used to eat this at least once a week. Still tastes good, and? I have leftovers. Breakfast was scones and the last orange. The scones still taste good — and the orange, too.

Sarah comes by tomorrow morning to make everything clean again. Tomorrow afternoon, I’m expecting to be called to pick up Tali’s ashes. I should also go to the grocery store. I had, until two minutes ago, thought I’d also stop by city hall to pay the excise tax on the car, which, actually, I can’t do, because city hall is closed on Fridays. So! Next week — possibly Monday, on my way home from the car’s annual inspection, and everything will be tidied away for another year.

Rookie wishes me to know that it’s time for Happy Hour. Rookie is regrettably in error.

Everybody have a good evening. I’ll check in tomorrow.

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I knew there was something else.

I will not (that’s NOT) be taking part in The Game this year.

Catching up Thursday with a dash of Friday, too

So, yesterday went a little pear-shaped. I had planned on an all-writing day, but Real Life intervened, which meant I got a couple hours of writing done, plus my duty to the cats, plus some little bit of embroidery while listening to Chanur’s Venture. I did chat a bit on Facebook, mostly about cats. To wit:

Answering the question that went past and now I can’t find it again: Is Tali the biggest Maine coon currently in house?

The contestants are:
Firefly, calico — 6 years, 11 lbs
Tali, orange tabby — 4 years, 13 lbs
Rook, black– 2 years, 13 lbs

Ladies and gentlebeings, we have a tie!

Biographical notations:
Firefly is petite, for a Maine Coon. She’s also an adult, by Maine Coon reckoning, and the most retiring of the present lot of supervisors. She’s affectionate, but easily overwhelmed, and can frequently be seen thinking. It is well to recall that Firefly has taken . . . many losses: Belle, Steve, Sprite, and Trooper.

Tali is the most compact of the three; when she lands on your lap, you know you’ve been landed on. She is the supervisor who demands the most lap-time. Very bossy, our Tali.

Rook is a growing boy; easily distracted, very affectionate, and scary smart. He and Tali have formed a partnership — he keeps time and she registers the complaint.

More about Maine Coon growth stages here.

The above led to the question of which was the largest Maine coon we had owned, to which I answered: You know? I’m not sure. Hex(apuma) was pretty big, but lanky. I thought Mozart–our first Maine Coon–was Ginormous when I first saw him. I think he might’ve clocked in at 14 or 15 pounds. Trooper was 17 pounds FORever, and in her heyday Belle had a pound on two on him. Sprite was right around 15 pounds. To put all of this into perspective, a Bichon Frise (aka “the little white dog everybody has”–I finally asked someone what breed her dog was) will weigh between 12 and 15 pounds.

This answer led to the evergreen But I thought Maine Coon cats were HUGE! To which I answered: Breed standard for Maine Coons is females 12-15 pounds, males 18-22. So, yeah, I guess I’ve had small Maine Coons. Given that domestic cats average from 8-12 pounds, that’s big enough.

Maine Coon breed standards here.
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All of which leads us handily into today, which I believe to be Friday–sunny and going to be warm-but-not-hot.  Tomorrow, we’re looking for the rainy rags of the nor’easter that’s been plaguing downcoast to arrive.

I had flat egg and Swiss cheese on homemade bread for breakfast, I am updating my blogs while I drink my third cup of tea, and will shortly be moving back to Steve’s office to accomplish some work on the WIP. For lunch, I have my choice of warming up a pre-cooked pork chop with … I think there’s carrots left over, or warming up leftover chicken pot pie.

Not a particularly ambitious day, but mine own.

And hoping yours is enjoyable.

Reading the past

The coon cats were keeping a Very Close Eye this morning.  Photographic proof here

Wednesday. Sunny, clear, and cool.

The misdelivered box came home this morning. The heat pump situation has been rectified and a tutorial received. I’ve read 150 pages/24,000ish words of an incomplete Jethri novel which I think was being set up to explain why Jethri’s genes were all over Spadoni Station in “Revolutionists,” with a side of Shakespeare. Written in 2020.

The bit I remembered is part of the Spadoni Station/Shakespeare fragment (if you can call a quarter-book a “fragment”), and while it could be hammered into what I’m working on, I think it will better serve as what’s nowadays called a “short novel” (Remember when ALL novels were 50,000 words? Yeah, yeah, and cost 25 cents.). It won’t be canon, but we’ve done this before. So! This bit gets put aside for later finishing and publication through Pinbeam Books.

I still have 37,000ish words to read of yet another “failed” piece — this one recognizably coming off of Fair Trade, written in September 2022. Fair Trade was published in May 2022.

Just for fun, I also have 3700ish words of a short story, that I wrote in November 2001, passed to Steve, and it got set aside in the Press of Other Business. What in Ghu’s name were we even doing in November 2001? We were still with Meisha Merlin, and Balance of Trade wasn’t published until 2004. Why was Jethri even — oh, wait. “Balance of Trade,” the novella, would have already been published in Absolute Magnitude. That’s why Jethri was even, and makes more sense of the story, too. We were thinking ahead, as we tended to do. Anyhow, I’ve only glanced at it, not really read it. Might be able to be finished without too much trauma, if I get enough flex in the rest of life.

Pay copy comes first.

The rest of today is, alas, chores.

I finished reading The Glass-Cursed last night — it’s a cozy, I guess, because the decision was made to let the Group Handle It, rather than allow one of their number to take the whole cost of the thing onto herself, despite her part in having created the problem in the first place. “Many hands make the work light,” and also “Grace to those who fought.” I did finish it, but it was starting to wear on me after a bit, which I means that, for me, it could’ve been shorter. Also, there are serious timing problems at the end when the characters don’t seem to know if something took two days or seven months, and the Really Important Question of How a certain thing got produced, given that there’s no X, and also Y is completely ignored.

I started the book club book at lunch, The Burgess Boys, by Elizabeth Strout, partially set in Shirley Falls, Maine, which is big enough to have a hotel, so it can’t actually be set in Skowhegan, which was where my mind went.

And that? Is all my news.

What’s yours?

Collaboration

Tuesday. Sunny and cool.

Today’s writing was chasing down partials and half-remembered notes from Steve’s side of his computer. I had a couple of bad minutes when I thought I was going to have to drag out his old Windows machine and do a forced march through that hard-drive, but just when the night seemed darkest, I found the piece I was looking for.

Which, as it happens, is not, as Steve had insisted at the time, wrong; it was just in the wrong place. This happens a lot, especially in the writing of novels. Which is why you might take That Piece There out of the active file, but you never throw it away.

Having found the files, I have some reading to do, but that’s for tomorrow. For today, I’ve spent every available spoon going through Steve’s indexes, which was a reminder–yet again–that, no, we didn’t think alike–and that’s why we worked.

Ah–there will be some, I suppose, who will wonder why I’m ferreting out these bits and pieces–surely, it would be easier to “just” write on in a forwarder direction? And, yanno? Maybe it would be. But this was Steve’s book, and God She knows he broke not a few brain cells on the thing, and it’s my intention to tell the story he intended–he wanted–to tell. Insofar as I can, being as we didn’t think alike, but I’m the one left standing.

In so-called Real Life, the heat pump in my bedroom seems to be On Da Fritz, so I’ll be calling the heat pump company in a few to see what they can do for me.

This evening is needlework, which I really want to go to. I skipped last week because my back wasn’t up for the chairs.

And that would be the contents of my brain on this fine morning.

What’s filling up your brain today?

Wobbling into Monday

Monday. Cool and cloudy. Mixed night and slow morning. The cats piled in and did what they could, last night, and finally set their purrboxes on auto so at least they could get some sleep.

I perhaps forgot to mention that one of Hannah Pingree’s workers stopped by yesterday afternoon — Hannah Pingree being the Democrat running for Maine governor. Said worker asked what my outlook was, and kind of sighed and nodded when I said “pessimistic.” We talked very briefly about was I going to vote, and did I want any literature, or perhaps a lawn sign. I mentioned that my house is made of windows, and she nodded, and went on her way.

In-house news includes the fact that the light bulb went out in the refrigerator, and the one-size-fits-all-GE-fridges manual is not being very helpful. I think I’ve found the latch for the light cover, but I haven’t quite worked out how to get it off–it’s either lack of hand strength or lack of the correct latch, and it would be nice to know which. In the meantime, Steve did lay in quite a number of flashlights, so it’s not like I can’t function. On the freezer side, the light still comes on, but the ice maker has truly died the death, so I’ve been making ice by hand and using the handy bin to stockpile it. The cold-making equipment is still doing its thing, so that’s good.

Book club in a couple hours and! I need to make some phone calls, so I’d best do that.

How’s the week starting out at your place?