In which the calendar is unruly

I have committed to a mini-vacation in November — an overnight in Salem, so I can tour  the Peabody-Essex Museum (which in fact is not the Emerson Museum, and nor is the hotel the Emerson, but is, instead, the Hawthorne Hotel — pay no attention to me) and take in a little of the town.

I’m looking forward to this and am glad that there was a less-epic solution available.
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For those who missed the Quip. Liaden Universe® novel Kin Right, sequel to Salvage Right, is now listed in Amazon’s catalog. It, I note, listed as “Currently Unavailable,” so it cannot be preordered, but for those who were looking for Proof of Life, here it is

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So, that’s enough Braining for one day. Sadly, I do not know All, but!

I know Some, and that’s enough to proceed in a forwarder direction with, so — yay.

Now, I do believe I have chores to finish and Next Week’s Activities to Scrutinize. Also? I need to find out when Wicker’s coming to local theaters. It was supposed to be right around Halloween, wasn’t it?

Fans of Rookie will wish to know that he was an Immense Help to the Plotting. First, he sprawled across my lap, meticulously avoiding the paper I was writing on, and went to sleep with his chin on my writing wrist. After about an hour of that, he relocated to the cat pillow below the table next to the comfy chair, and continued with the napping until Just Now, when I got to stirring about.
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Boy, October is being hard to pin down. COVID shot is not tomorrow, but next Monday, the 19th. Which is fine, and I’m glad I checked. So! Tomorrow is a writing day and need not be interrupted by RL. If only all days could be that way.

Otherwise, all chores done, all clean cloths put away with the exception of those Rookie is napping on, which gives rise to the question of if, indeed, they qualify as clean.

Everybody stay safe; I’ll check in tomorrow.

Autumnal Sunday

Firefly and Rook say, “Good morning!  Let’s have a nap.”

Sunday. Grey so far and chilly. I am happily wearing Steve’s big red lumberjack-checked Carhartt shirt over my jeans, and! alpaca socks. I’ll get tired of this by February, but right now, I’m feeling Very Cozy. This morning’s tea is Russian Caravan, a favorite.

I may have figured out Salem, and I thank Susan Schwartz for her mention of the Hawthorne Hotel.

The Hawthorne has a Museum Package. I need to call them, I think to make sure I’m understanding this, and find check-in times and whatnot, but it looks like I can stay at the Hawthorne, walk down to the Emerson, geek my museum heart out, walk back, have a nice dinner at the Emerson, maybe do a little wandering about pre-or post museum, and hey, presto! Mini-vacay.

Today, you will find me in the comfy chair in my office, pads of paper and pens to hand, for I? will be Plotting.

What will you be doing on this autumnal Sunday morning?

Big Red Shirt:

Long shift

This morning’s mood is flower drake. This morning’s taste test tea is Chocolate Orange Spice, which smells… unexuberant. Which could go either way.

Went to bed late so I could finish my book, got up same, but I fear — I very much fear that my other book will not have likewise been finished overnight.

Onward.
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And! The chocolate orange spice tea is!

A disappointment.

I even knuckled under and put milk in it. Ick.

I have one more sample tin — chocolate mint.

I’m just beginning to think that maybe chocolate tea is not for me.
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Today’s tshirt, the flower drake, came from Skylar and Belle on Etsy. They were having a sale, and I bought a sweatshirt. Then, they sent me a coupon, so I bought a long-sleeved tshirt. Now, ghod help me, I have another coupon, but the tshirt I want doesn’t come in long sleeves, leaving me wondering if the better part of valor is to write to the shop owner and ask if it can be made in long sleeves, or just shrug and say, Well, really. How many tshirts does one old writer need?
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So, I’ve written 900ish words, gave the cats a snack (Rook is so smug that he gets his snacks right from my fingers; he isn’t an Old Stoopy like Firefly, who wants her snacks set down by her nose), and did PT homework.

I should probably eat something, but I’m not hungry, particularly. Well. Maybe I’ll go back and set a time, get a few more words, and then eat something.

. . . it at least has the shape of a plan . . .
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Oh, hey, no wonder I’m tired.

That’ll be 2,300ish new words and the damned scene I’ve been avoiding is now written. Is it good? I doubt it. But it’s in the right direction and! Is it not written that “You can’t fix it if it ain’t written down.”

In other news, the (last, I swear it) tshirt I’m ordering for A. Long. Time. Now. (Bats. I really need a bat tshirt) is coming to me in the long-sleeved option, and all is at least OK in my world.

The cats have had Happy Hour and I need to finish filing today’s work, and go find a glass of wine and my new book, Serpent’s Reach, which I somehow missed reading.

Everybody stay safe. I’ll check in tomorrow.

Thursday accomplishments

Proof of life and resident art works, here

Yes, I’m stiff after yesterday’s exertions, but nothing’s broken, and that’s sorta the point.

And to the nice person who wrote to scold me, Out of Love, I’m sure: 74. And clearly, No, I don’t know any better.
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Taking a break for lunch and to perform one’s duty to the feline contingent.

I wrote 550ish new words today! And then I took out 750ish old words. And so manuscripts grow into books. I intend to go back after lunch, if only to do some housekeeping with the chapter-by-chapter.

The old woman I live with is apparently wanting to plan a vacation for next year. It’s shaping up into an Epic vacation, by the standards of the Lee-and-Miller Household, in which a week at the ocean was a rare treat.

Apparently, my roommate wants to go to Westerly, Rhode Island.

What’s in Westerly, Rhode Island, you ask?

A flying horse carousel. I’m pretty sure they only allow little kids on this carousel, but that’s apparently OK. There’s also a lighthouse, and a Shopping District, so, yanno, a reasonably interesting location.

My roommate also wants to go to Mystic Seaport, and to Salem, and to . . . Foxwoods? I’m a little baffled by Foxwoods, frankly. Steve loved him some casinos, and I’d tag along to people-watch and play the nickle machines until Mr. Jackson was frittered away, then I’d go listen to the band, if there was one, or to the bar, to get a Coke and read until Steve found me with tales of fortunes won and lost, and we’d eat dinner, or not, and go home.

I’m not at all sure I’d seek out a casino on my own. In fact, I haven’t sought out a casino on my own since Steve died, but — OK, Foxwoods. Why, not? Bound to be something to look at.

I’m not at all sure what else there’s to do between Maine and Connecticut that could be added — ah. Sturbridge? That might be cool.

So! Research!

After lunch.

Oh. And after I get my act in gear and line up a COVID shot.
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Okey-Dokey, then. Tomorrow, I need to write a Whole New Scene, which was not previously written, because? I didn’t wanna. Unfortunately, it has to be written, and, tragically, I still don’t wanna.

Be a writer, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

And sometimes — most times, really — it actually is. Well. Maybe tomorrow I’ll feel like writing the silly thing, and then, as a reward, I can commence into writing Book Two.

Yes, this is going to be one of those.

I did, in fact, make an appointment to get the COVID shot, though CVS did its best to make sure I would not prevail. Take that, CVS! And your stoopid AutoFill, too! So, COVID shot on Monday afternoon, after I finish writing, and if this one makes me ill, it should all have run its course by Tuesday evening. Planning. It’s all about the Planning.

Speaking of Planning — I need to buy a 2027?! calendar. Which I realized when I went to put my tickets into the calendar, as is my habit, only to find that the first ticket is for January 24, and the calendar currently in use finishes up on January 3.

Well. Shopping. Who doesn’t like shopping?

I am being hounded — no. I am being pursued by a howling black Maine coon teenager, who insists, against All Observable Evidence, that he is starving. He used to convince Tali that she was starving, and she’d carry the message to me, loudly, but Tali could be bought off with an offer to sit on my lap.

So — that’s the late report.

Everybody stay safe. I’ll check in tomorrow.

 

 

Sunday, with cats and memories

PSA: The below is a rerun from This Date in 2025 (with adjustments to bring it current to today). It should answer questions generated by the post I made last evening.

On October 4, 1988, an orange-and-white UHaul truck with a governor on the accelerator, closely followed by a black Chevrolet Beretta, entered Maine via Routes 2 and 4 in Farmington and made their way to Skowhegan.

In the UHaul was Steve Miller, PIC, copilot Arwen deGrey, and what was left of the Miller and Lee Household — records and books; a stereo system; an old wooden Philco cabinet radio that didn’t work, but served as our mantle; kitchen supplies, and an almost-new microwave oven; two Kaypro computers; a 9-pin printer; and two so-called computer desks, brand-new and still unassembled in their boxes.

Piloting the Beretta was Sharon Lee, copilot Archie McGee, and passenger Brandee Whitchin. In the trunk was a copy of a manuscript entitled Carpe Diem, the Important Life Records of both pilots and cats, a dictionary, a Scrabble set, two suitcases, and cat supplies. In the back seat were a few small boxes of this ‘n that, and the cat carrier occupied by our passenger.

We arrived in Skowhegan and went to the address that had been given us five days prior, to pick up the key to the rental house. Instead, we came away with our deposit, in cash, because the daughter of the gentleman who had rented us the house by phone had left her husband during the time the happy caravan was climbing slowly north from Maryland, and needed a place to live.

We then went downtown, to let the editor at the Skowhegan Reporter know that Mr. Miller, whom he had hired after two extensive phone interviews, was in town and ready for work. Unfortunately, in a game of Editorial Spin the Bottle indulged in by the owner of the syndicate, the Skowhegan editor had been reassigned, and the new editor had neither news of, nor desire for, a spanking new reporter who didn’t know the beat.

Considerably let down, the Plan in shambles, but still determined to continue, the pilots drove out to the edge of town, where they found a campground motel that was in the process of being shut down for the winter. The combination of Steve’s golden tongue and the kindness of the campkeepers saw us in possession of both a very tiny cabin, and a promise that they would tell the crew to winterize that cabin last, so we could have time to find a more permanent solution.

That done, we drove to the other edge of town, rented a storage unit, stashed our stuff, went to the local Hannaford, got salads from the salad bar, and the big bottle of Gallo, returned to our cabin, and the cats. We ate, played a couple games of Scrabble, and went to bed.

The next morning, there was snow on the ground, and, after breakfasting at the Burger King around the corner from the campground, the pilots drove to Augusta to return the UHaul truck, then went back to the cabin in Skowhegan, and sat down to make a New Plan.

. . . we stayed in the camp for two weeks while we looked for someplace to live in Skowhegan and in Waterville. For some reason, nobody wanted to rent to a pair of scruffy writers from Away, with three cats and no visible means of support. We finally lucked in to a “two bedroom” apartment in a converted barn, where we lived for the next year-and-a-half. After we got the apartment, we went down to the post office to rent a PO Box, and across to the bank to open a checking account. We had phone service installed, and called our agent, who wanted our address, because she had a revision letter from Del Rey to send to us.

While we were waiting for the revision letter, we put together the computer desks and fired up the Kaypros, then we looked for jobs. For some reason, nobody wanted to hire a high-falutin’ executive secretary from Away, so I signed up with Kelly Services, who found me a cushy job inside the Number Two Paper Machine at Scott Paper. My shift started at 5 a.m. Steve picked up the Adult Ed Writing Course that had been being taught by the now-relocated editor, and started work as the midnight manager at the Cumberland Farms.

The letter from Del Rey arrived and the revisions were . . . massive, requiring a lot of rewriting. Steve worked on those before he was due at work. When I got home, I’d start typing where he’d left off.

The question that is not answered in this is — how old were the children when they started on this adventure? Answer One: Old Enough to Know Better. Answer Two:  Steve was 38; I was 36.
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Sunday, October 4, 2026.  Got up at six. Made a video, which is really stretching my skillset. It’s probably not long enough, but here we are.

Started writing/revising at 9, working through til 1:30, broke for lunch and a run at FB, then back to the office with the intent to do more work, but my eyes have voted otherwise, so! One’s duty the cats has not yet been accomplished, and there are dishes to wash, so it’s not like I’ll be idle. I’m trying not to be grumpy about the fact that I used to be able to Screen for 8 hours at the day-job, come home and do another 4 hours at the home computer, while simultaneously ignoring the other fact — which is that — yeah, that’s very likely why I can’t do that any more.

Tomorrow, I am due in Augusta at 7:15 A! M! for car inspection, oil change, &c, &c. I will byerlady go to City Hall and pay the excise tax on that same car before I come home to, hopefully, write.

I’m really missing Tali, who had Very Strong Opinions about when Stoopid Humans ought to sit down and Make a Lap, and wasn’t shy about making them known. The other cats miss her, too — this my guess by the fact that they’re still working a three-sided schedule. I was unsupervised for several hours this morning, and Firefly actually looked shocked when she arrived for her shift and found me alone. Also, Firefly is not wanting to sleep on the bed without backup, which is sad, and I hope she’ll get over it, though, thinking back, I believe she has always had back-up for bed-sleeping. Belle, Sprite, and Trooper certainly slept with us/me, and Tali overlapped Trooper . . .

For the curious, Rook will sleep with me, but his schedule is freeform. He’ll arrive at some point midnightish, and curl up on my hip. I don’t usually feel him leave, but I do note his arrival around 6, when I’ll either get up, or go back to sleep for an hour.

Sigh.

Cat chess.

And! Chores

Last night and this morning

Once More Into The Breach

Friday evening.

I had One. Last. Go. at the whole Patreon thing, and guess what?

I found it! And I also found that I’m already on “subscription billing,” so I can forget about this all over again.

For those who are as confused as I was, you need to go down the side of your home page — down, down down, no, even further down, below your subscriptions to other creators, to those stupid three dots. See them?

Good. Click on them. You’ll get an unpromising looking little box:
Appearance
Settings
Support
Log Out

Click Settings, which will open up a much more promising and larger box. Under Creator Settings, right above Account Settings, there you will find Billing and Payouts. Click. And right at the top of the new page will be Billing Schedule.

Sheeeeeesh

For my next trick, I have another damned email from the Anthropic legal team, allowing me to know that yet another of my titles is “disputed.” Man, I’m tired of this game. Can we play Boggle now?

Oh. Wait.

PSA:  This whole kerfuffle has nothing to do with Patreon subscribers aka Patrons.  Purely an administrative funtime for creators.

Errands Being the Order of the Day

Saturday. Sunny, cool; last night’s rain still lingering in the grass. Leftover (and rewarmed) macaroni and cheese custard for breakfast with a little hoarded can of pineapple juice on the side.

I slept a long, long time, and here you will see that I am Inconsistent. I worry when I sleep four hours, and I worry when I sleep nine. Especially I worry when I sleep nine and the toy on my wrist tells me that stress while I slept kept me from recharging sufficiently unto the day.

Today’s theory is that I’m Just Exhausted. Everything, it is finally Too Much.

Moving on.

Today, Errands Come First. I have already informed the cats, who have gone to their posts in Steve’s office. No one has ever said that coon cats are slackers.

It is, I’ll note, very quiet in the house. Apparently Tali took up a lot of room, and RookandTali was a whole ‘nother cat.

Finished listening to Chanur’s Homecoming last night. “I’m real fond of you, too, Skkukuk.” That being so, I really need to bear down on the book club book (The Burgess Boys), which I’m finding to be hard going. I did figure out that “Shirley Falls” is meant to be Lewiston — I was thrown off by the description of it being a “small town” — but I’ve yet to find a character I can connect with, even a little bit. Given that I identified with the Hani the first time I read them, and greeted them on this reread with the joy of reconnecting with old friends, this probably says terrible things about me as a human being.

What else? Oh. I need to make a video. Probably that’s for tomorrow. Also, I need to make an order with Upton Tea — I’m almost out of Russian Caravan.

All that being said, and my tea mug empty, I’d better get on the road. Errands ain’t gonna run themselves.

Whatcha got on for the weekend?

Trust in me, I’m with the High Command

Oh, Patreon.

So, Apple is bullying Patreon into changing how it does things again, this time insisting that everyone, everywhere, and solely for its own convenience adopt what Patreon is calling “subscription billing.” Creators must insure that they are on “subscription billing” by November 1 or Patreon will do it for them, and nobody wants that.

I am somewhat at fault, because I usually ignore Helpful Advice from Patreon, because I don’t partake of any of the fancy things that others of my colleagues delight in using.

However, I figured I could at least check what sort of billing I favor by following the directions given, to wit: “You can confirm your billing model at the top of your BILLING AND PAYOUT SETTINGS” under the heading ‘Billing Schedule.'”

You’re ahead of me, I know. Yep. No Billing Schedule. No Billing and Payout Settings. I have Payouts, certainly, which tells me how much money has been collected, deducted, and forwarded.

I further read that all creator pages launched on, or after September 27, 2022, are automatically on “subscription billing,” which is, yanno, good to know. However, our page went live sometime in 2015, so I guess I’m really going to have to talk to Patreon Support.

Argh.

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In other news, it’s Friday, and going to be warmer rather than cooler. I’ve picked up the house so Sarah has a clear field in which to perform her miracles. I’ve shared a cup of tea and sunlight with Firefly, gotten Perry Wink on the road, looked at my mail queue, and at Patreon, and I’m thinking I’ll be having a scone for breakfast and another cup of tea before I write to Support.

There were deer in the Long Back Yard again this morning. They’re getting quite bold. Right up to the deck they were. I went out to introduce myself, and they ran off. Honestly.

So! How’s Friday looking from your window?

Wednesday with a side of baking

Coon cats first

Firefly:

Rook:

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Wednesday. Cloudy and cool.

Hard to get out of bed this morning. Rook finally had to resort to sitting on my head and chewing my hair.

Read about a quarter of the WIP, breaking to make macaroni, some of which will become part of lunch; the rest of which will become part of lunches going forward. Also have to do some banking.

Came across a recipe for scallion-and-cheddar scones, which I do believe I’ll be making this afternoon; they actually look like Real Food, in addition to being tasty.

The Lawn Guy has been by and done his thing, being as it’s not Actually Raining at the moment.

The question How Are We/I Doing? has been asked. The answer “I’ve been better,” may be seen as flippant, and “Working,” may be seen as not being kind to myself.

A story. Steve and I many years ago attended the Universalist/Unitarian Church, where I was also a volunteer with the Evening Sandwich Program.

Now, Unitarians are kind of the Virgos of organized religions. There are many variations on the joke that starts out with a question like What Do The Religions Do When Their Church Catches on Fire, and it’s inevitably the punchline that the Unitarians call the fire department.

At our particular church, there was a tradition when those in the congregation who had experienced a Good Thing in their lives during the previous week, were asked to stand up and share this with those gathered. One Sunday, Steve stood up and talked about some writing triumph that I no longer recall, and got A Look from the pulpit.

At coffee, after, the minister came up to him and said, “The Good Thing is supposed to be personal, you know. About your life. Not business.”

To which Steve famously said, “But writing is my life.”

All this to say that when I say I’m going to work, it doesn’t mean that I’m being mean to myself or exceptional in my dedication to my job. I’m writing. It’s what I do. Worry when I don’t do what I do.

. . . and that’s the bell for the pasta.

How’s everybody getting by today?
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There was a call for the scone recipe, which is rendered below:

Scallion Cheddar Scones
This is supposed to make 12 scones. I made 16, because I have a scone pan and it has 16 spaces.

From the King Arthur All-Purpose Baking Companion

2 cups (240g) unbleached all-purpose flour OR (224g) unbleached pastry flour (I used white whole wheat, because that’s what I had)

1/2 tsp salt

1 Tbs sugar

1 Tbs baking powder

6 TBS unsalted butter, cold, cut into pieces

2 large eggs, beaten

1/3 cup (77g) cream or sour cream (I used sour cream)

1 TBS Dijon mustard

1 cup (112g) grated sharp cheddar cheese

3-5 (56g) scallions, chopped (I used shallots because no scallions)

Preheat oven to 375F. Sift together flour, salt, sugar, baking powder. Rub in butter with fingers.

Mix together eggs, mustard, cream. Add to dry ingredients. Stir in grated cheese and scallions. Mix until just combined.

Liberally flour the counter and your hands. Pat the dough into a 6×9 in rectangle about 1 inch thick. Cut the rectangle into 6 smaller rectangles, and cut each smaller rectangle into two triangles to form 12 triangular scones. Place on well-greased baking sheet.

OR 1: Squish even amounts of dough into each space in a dedicated scone pan

OR 2: Make 12 even amounts of dough into balls, put on well-greased baking sheet.

BAKE for 20 minutes, or until nicely browned.

Mine just came out of the oven:

. . .I have conducted a Quality Control Taste Analysis.  These?  are good.

Tuesday reportage

Tuesday. Gloomy, rainy, and cool.

Dithered around this morning with an outtake from Kin Right, which I’m expecting will become a chapbook along the lines of The Wrong Lance, while I printed out the current WIP which I will be reading (yes, again) since it appears that the sudden shock knocked the damn’ thing right out of my head.

I’m on my way to PT. I’ll hit the grocery after, come home, put groceries away, then head out for needlework.

The cats are sticking with me, with Rookie taking the lead in Administration — explaining to me when the cat bowls need refilling, demanding that I be to work on time, and guiding me back to Steve’s office, in case I’ve forgotten where it is, and accompanying me downstairs to perform my duties there. He’s also being sure to sleep with me, at least for a few hours, though not in Tali’s spot under my arm — he prefers to have a space next to my pillow.

Firefly has taken over lap duty. Historically, Firefly has been a Sit-With Cat, as opposed to a Lap Sitting Cat. Tali was *definitely* a Lap Sitting Cat, so it seems that duty has passed, at least for a while, until the human gets her act back together.

Someone had asked if “cat CPR” might’ve saved Tali’s life, and the answer to that is multifaceted. One — I don’t know. Two — I don’t know how to do “cat CPR;” in fact didn’t know it existed until the question came up, and? I would be terrified that I would have done more and more grievous damage, considering how much force has to be put into human CPR.

I do appreciate the people who have contributed to the cost of the lab work, and, yes, the cattery is helping.

Oh! A package arrived today via FedEx in an Unmarked Van, and the nice young man walked down the drive and handed it to me, since I had seen the truck and opened the door.

And now? I’d better get outta here.

Everybody stay safe.

Catching up Thursday with a dash of Friday, too

So, yesterday went a little pear-shaped. I had planned on an all-writing day, but Real Life intervened, which meant I got a couple hours of writing done, plus my duty to the cats, plus some little bit of embroidery while listening to Chanur’s Venture. I did chat a bit on Facebook, mostly about cats. To wit:

Answering the question that went past and now I can’t find it again: Is Tali the biggest Maine coon currently in house?

The contestants are:
Firefly, calico — 6 years, 11 lbs
Tali, orange tabby — 4 years, 13 lbs
Rook, black– 2 years, 13 lbs

Ladies and gentlebeings, we have a tie!

Biographical notations:
Firefly is petite, for a Maine Coon. She’s also an adult, by Maine Coon reckoning, and the most retiring of the present lot of supervisors. She’s affectionate, but easily overwhelmed, and can frequently be seen thinking. It is well to recall that Firefly has taken . . . many losses: Belle, Steve, Sprite, and Trooper.

Tali is the most compact of the three; when she lands on your lap, you know you’ve been landed on. She is the supervisor who demands the most lap-time. Very bossy, our Tali.

Rook is a growing boy; easily distracted, very affectionate, and scary smart. He and Tali have formed a partnership — he keeps time and she registers the complaint.

More about Maine Coon growth stages here.

The above led to the question of which was the largest Maine coon we had owned, to which I answered: You know? I’m not sure. Hex(apuma) was pretty big, but lanky. I thought Mozart–our first Maine Coon–was Ginormous when I first saw him. I think he might’ve clocked in at 14 or 15 pounds. Trooper was 17 pounds FORever, and in her heyday Belle had a pound on two on him. Sprite was right around 15 pounds. To put all of this into perspective, a Bichon Frise (aka “the little white dog everybody has”–I finally asked someone what breed her dog was) will weigh between 12 and 15 pounds.

This answer led to the evergreen But I thought Maine Coon cats were HUGE! To which I answered: Breed standard for Maine Coons is females 12-15 pounds, males 18-22. So, yeah, I guess I’ve had small Maine Coons. Given that domestic cats average from 8-12 pounds, that’s big enough.

Maine Coon breed standards here.
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All of which leads us handily into today, which I believe to be Friday–sunny and going to be warm-but-not-hot.  Tomorrow, we’re looking for the rainy rags of the nor’easter that’s been plaguing downcoast to arrive.

I had flat egg and Swiss cheese on homemade bread for breakfast, I am updating my blogs while I drink my third cup of tea, and will shortly be moving back to Steve’s office to accomplish some work on the WIP. For lunch, I have my choice of warming up a pre-cooked pork chop with … I think there’s carrots left over, or warming up leftover chicken pot pie.

Not a particularly ambitious day, but mine own.

And hoping yours is enjoyable.