In which all the cats are sleeping. . .on my desk

So, what a day!

First, the mail:  If there were no checks in today’s mail, there were at least no bills.

Also!  My new pedometer arrived, which it wasn’t supposed to until Friday, and I’m very glad it did because today! was the day that my old pedometer, which had been tottering along for some weeks, showing half-numbers and fuzzy screens, this despite a new battery — died the real death.  The new pedometer is blue (Sprite picked it out), and has a slightly larger screen, while being itself slightly smaller overall than the now-deceased machine.  Set up was extremely easy and there’s a simple lock/unlock switch to get into the battery compartment, instead of a teensy-tiny little set screw, as in the previous model.

Maisie Dobbs was also in today’s mail from my good friends at Yankee Clipper Used Books.  As is often the case with them, the book appears to be brand-new. This is speedy, speedy service, as I only placed my order on Sunday.

Finding ourselves so very fortunate in the mail, I decided to drive in to town to do some errands, while Steve finished up his read of Alliance of Equals, with an eye toward proposing some sell copy.  When I left, he was being ably assisted by Sprite, who aspires to a career of writing promotional copy from home, in order to make millions, though she’s not exactly clear on millions of what.  I’m sure she’ll get it all worked out eventually.

In town, I actually found a pair of (women’s) Columbia sandals to fit me at Super Shoes.  These sandals replace a pair of men’s Columbia sandals from at least a decade ago, which had finally given up their soles.

A swing by KMart for some needed items, and likewise the grocery store, and so to home in plenty of time to join Steve for the midday meal.

After the meal, I did some online shopping — I’ve decided to keep my hair purple/indigo for the next while, so I made an order at Overtone.  And, for those who were following the debate on Facebook, yeah, I bought the quick-drying pants of many pockets.

Not only that, but the Alien Artifacts/Were Kickstarter Joint Campaign is going great guns.  If you missed the announcement yesterday, here’s the link.

And!  Lest I forget — Steve and I will be announcing a little something different later in the week, so I guess that’s a Watch the Skies.

Quite the exciting day, yes, indeed.

And now?  I need to do some work.

Sharon, purple hair, Selah Tea tshirt, Chattacon denim.  A plate of fashion, indeed.  Photo by Steve Miller.
Sharon, purple hair, Selah Tea tshirt, Chattacon denim. A plate of fashion, indeed. Photo by Steve Miller.

 

In which doin’s are being done

Lee and Miller are part of some exciting new projects that you — yes, you! — want to know about!

First! The Kickstarter campaign to fund anthology projects Alien Artifacts and Were have gone live!  Anchor authors for these projects include:  Phyllis Ames (Phyllis Irene Radford), Jacey Bedford, Patricia Bray, David B. Coe, Walter H. Hunt, Faith Hunter, Gini Koch, Gail Martin, Seanan McGuire, Juliet E McKenna, Danielle Ackley-Mcphail, Steve Miller, Sharon Lee, and Jean Marie Ward.  The Kickstarter page has been up for just over an hour and already 65 eager and generous people have donated over $2,000 toward the $10,000 goal.

You know you want to be part of this, so!

Here’s your link!

Also!

BaltiCon 50 has determined on the Goal of having as many of their previous 49 Guests of Honor join the 50th GoH, George RR Martin, at the con.  They are asking for funding. . .in a rather novel way. . .in order to make this happen.  Read all about it at —

this link!

 

Last Saturday night I got married; me and my wife settled down

All righty, then!  You say you forgot to pre-order a signed copy of A Liaden Universe® Constellation Volume 3 from Uncle Hugo’s?

Well, honestly; what can I say to that?

Oh, wait!  I know what to say to that!

Of the 200 Constellation Threes that Steve and I personally signed with our own personal names, with copious assistance from the Feline Contingent, Uncle Hugo has about 30 left.

So if you want that signed copy, run, do not walk to Uncle Hugo’s website — here’s your link — and order your book now, because you know they’re gonna go like hotcakes.

Today, Steve and I were out, walking — well, actually, driving — up and down the world, and we decided that, since we were hungry, we’d get lunch.  As we were in Augusta, we thought we’d try the new Italian place on Water Street.  We found a parking place right in front, got out, looked at the sign on the door with the hours (in Maine, in the summer, most especially on Friday, you Just Don’t Know what’s going to be open), saw that we fell in the sweet spot of after 11:30 am and before 11 pm, pushed open the door, strolled in to the very pleasant dining room. . .

. . .where we were greeted by the manager, who said, “I’m sorry, but we’re not open.”

We mentioned the sign, and the fact that the door was open.

“Yes,” he said.  “I am sorry; we try to do lunch, but last night — we had a really good crowd last night, and they ate all our food.  The chef just went out to go shopping.”

Ah.

We nodded, and wished the young man a nice day, got in the car and went to hunt and gather elsewhere*.

So ends today’s adventure.

Hope everyone has a wonderful, and stress-free weekend.

Today’s blog post brought to you by The Weavers (Ghod, my mother had this exact sheet music; I learned to play the song FROM this exact sheet music), “Goodnight, Irene.”  Here’s your link.

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*Which turned out to be Ruby Tuesday, in Waterville, where we had a very pleasant meal in a quiet after-lunch restaurant, which made the lady who stopped at the table to geek out over my hair even. . .more astonishing.  I’d forgotten that my hair is purple today. . .

Book Day!

Today is the Official Release Day for the trade paper edition of A Liaden Universe® Constellation, Volume III, a collection of one dozen previously-published Liaden Universe® stories.

Table of Contents:
Authors’ Foreword
Code of Honor
Guaranteed Delivery
Intelligent Design
Out of True
Roving Gambler
King of the Cats
Kin Ties
Eleutherios
The Rifle’s First Wife
The Space at Tinsori Light
Landed Alien
Moon’s Honor
Quick Working Glossary

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Steve and I, along with a bunch of other cool writers, will be contributing a story to Alien Artifacts, edited by Joshua Palmatier and Patricia Bray.  A Kickstarter campaign in support of this project will go live on August 11.  Joshua has posted details, and news about special donation level rewards at this link.

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The weather here at the Confusion Factory is grey and damp and still.  They promise us thunderstorms, later.  I, for one, am looking forward.

Cover art by Stephen Hickman
Cover art by Stephen Hickman

In which there are warnings and updates

Warning first, because that’s fair.

Do not try me today.
I really mean this.
I have no spoons, but I have lots of knives.
Thank you for your attention.

Now, Updates!

1.  The Gift of Magic, an echapbook collecting two stories previously published on Baen.com, “The Gift of Music,” and “The night don’t seem so lonely,” is now available in the Kindle and the Nook stores at Amazon/BN respectively.

1a.  Yes, I know the stories are individually available on the web for free.  Thank you.

1b.  I am exploring the possibility of publishing this chapbook to other ebook venues, and will make an announcement if and when exploration comes to fruition.  Yes, I know about Smashwords, thank you.  I have also recently been pointed at Draft to Digital, thank you.

1c. The Gift of Magic is dignified as Archers Beach #5.  The Archers Beach books are, in order:

Archers Beach ONE: Carousel Tides
Archers Beach TWO: Carousel Sun
Archers Beach THREE: Carousel Seas
Archers Beach FOUR: Surfside
Archers Beach FIVE: The Gift of Magic

2.  A Liaden Universe® Constellation Volume III is now available as an ebook in the Nook and Kindle stores.  It may also be available in the ebook store you prefer; it’s worth checking out the possibility.

2a.  The paper edition of Constellation III is due to be in stores on August 4.

2b.  Those who preordered signed/personalized editions from Uncle Hugo, be of good heart.  The books have not yet arrived here at the Confusion Factory, but we expect them at any moment.  As soon as they do arrive, be assured that we will sign and personalized just as quickly as we’re able, and will get the books back on the road to Minneapolis so that they can be mailed to you.

2c.  Yes, the book includes only reprints of short stories. No, I don’t know why Baen doesn’t publish the TOC in the book summary.  The stories included are:

Code of Honor (Splinter Universe, 2014)
Eleutherious (Baen.com, 2013)
Guaranteed Delivery (Splinter Universe, 2011)
Intelligent Design (Baen.com, 2011)
Kin Ties (Splinter Universe, 2011)
King of the Cats (SRM Publisher, Ltd., 2002 in The Cat’s Job)
Landed Alien (Baen.com, 2012)
Moon’s Honor (Splinter Universe, 2013)
Out of True (Baen.com, 2013)
Roving Gambler (Splinter Universe, 2014)
The Rifle’s First Wife (Splinter Universe, 2014)
The Space at Tinsori Light (Splinter Universe, 2011)

3.  We hear through the grapevine that Offworld Designs has begun shipping Tree-and-Dragon shirts to those people who ordered.  They are now in the process of compiling a big enough pile of orders to do a second printing/embroidering.  Here’s the search page for the Liaden items available.  Please note that it is a search page; you must click on the image of the shirt of  your choice in order to get detailed information.

3a.  Yes, the only shirt color at this time is black.  Yes, the thread/printing is gold.  No, I’m sorry, there are no ladies tees available at this time.

4.  The Nature Conservancy reports a successful treatment for White Nose Syndrome, which has been killing off the bat population at breathtaking rates.  Here’s your link.

4a.  Yes, I am aware that some people loathe and revile bats.  I am not one of them.

5. Sprite and Belle had Second Breakfast together this morning:

Second Breakfast at the Cat Farm July 24 2015.  Sprite (l), Belle (r)
Second Breakfast at the Cat Farm July 24 2015. Sprite (l), Belle (r)

Updates and Appeals

Asking favors first:

1.  If you’re one of those speed-readin’ ebook-buyin’ folks, who have already purchased and devoured A Liaden Universe® Constellation, Volume III, please consider writing a reader review at Goodreads, BN, Amazon, Baen, or the site of your choice.  Early reader reviews help potential readers/buyers of the paper edition, and those who may be on the fence about purchasing the e-edition to make up their minds.  Thank you for your help.

2.  In case, you missed yesterday’s post, the deadline for order Tree-and-Dragon shirts is fast approaching.  Off-World Designs will be screenprinting and embroidering the order they have in hand by the end of next week, at which time, they’ll start “saving up” orders until they have enough to make up a new batch.  Here’s your link to the Korval items at Offworld Design.  NOTE:  This link takes you to a search page.  In order to learn more about each shirt, and/or to order, you have to click on the shirt of your dreams; this action will take you to a detail page.

3.  I recently did an interview on behalf of A Liaden Universe® Constellation, Volume III, for the Baen Free Radio Hour.  (In case you missed it, here’s the link.)  This, oh, I don’t know — the dozenth? — podcast we/me/he have done, and we’re always pleased to be asked.  But!  We’re soliciting listener feedback.  Are these presentations useful/entertaining for you?  What do you listen for?  What background information would you like to hear more about/less about?  And the ever-popular etcetera.

So endeth the appeals.

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Updatery. . .

Let’s see:  Steve got home late enough on Thursday that by the time the pizza was gone, and the bottle empty, it was Friday.  The cats are re-sorting themselves in order to provide coverage for two humans, and I’m feeling a little less under pressure to be All Things to All Coon Cats.  Scrabble, of course, has long held the belief that I can take care of myself, with a little gentle poking from time to time; her primary mission is Steve, and she’s now back on the job full-time.

The preordered Constellations destined to be signed by us and then sent on to Uncle Hugo’s to be mailed, which were supposed to have arrived earlier in the week. . .have not yet arrived.  There seems to be some confusion about Just When they will arrive; more news, perhaps, on Monday.

The result of my last visit to the vampyres has been read, and my thyroid medicine has thereby been adjusted upward another smidge, with a third blood test to scrutinize the serum levels in six weeks.  Here’s the thing, though:  the thyroid numbers themselves were normal, which they have been, since forever; but the numbers indicating how much hormone the pituitary gland is having to push out in order to make the thyroid do its thing is still elevated; the increase in meds is to try to take some of the pressure off of the pituitary.

What else?

My ribs still hurt, sigh, though the knee hardly hurts at all; and!  it’s rainy and cool here in beautiful Central Maine, with thunderstorms due to start rolling in around 1:00.  Tomorrow, the weatherbeans say the temperatures will leap back into the mid-to-high 80s(F/29C), so I’ll just revel in 69F/21C today, thanks.

In other news, I have a whole stack of dance videos here, and I’m thinking maybe I’ll just lay on the couch and watch other people exercise while I listen to the rain.  That’s a good use of a rainy Saturday, ain’t it?

Everybody have a good weekend.

Oh!  Steve brought me flowers yesterday.  Aren’t they pretty?

Red vase with flower. Photo by Sharon Lee
Red vase with flower. Photo by Sharon Lee

Tree-and-Dragon Shirts Last Chance Til the Next Chance

Asyouknowbob, Steve and I recently collaborated with Offworld Designs to produce Korval logo t-shirts, polo shirts and denim shirts.

We insisted that the tshirts be Properly Screenprinted, rather than speed printed, and that the polos and the denims be embroidered.  What this means is that the good folks at Offworld Design wait a while, until they have enough orders in hand to make a batch run reasonable.

We’ve just gotten a note from Offworld Design, stating that they have orders in-hand for 69 tshirts; 15 polos; 14 denim shirts, and that, at the end of next week, they will be taking those orders, and any additional orders that arrive beforehand, and doing the batch run.

These items will always either be in a state of preorder, or a state of being batched and mailed.  They will not, at this time, be regular stock-on-hand.

This means that, if you’ve been meaning to order a shirt, but haven’t gotten around to it, now is the hour, unless you want to wait an indeterminate amount of time until 70ish orders have built up again and the second batch goes to screenprinting.

Here’s your link to the Korval items at Offworld Design.  NOTE:  This link takes you to a search page.  In order to learn more about each shirt, and/or to order, you have to click on the shirt of your dreams; this action will take you to a detail page.

 

In which the errands win

ATTENTION EBOOK READERS:  Liaden Universe® Constellation Volume 3 now available in full from Baen and from the Kindle Store.  EDITED TO ADD:  And in the Nook Store.

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I did not have a restful night, thanks to the bruised ribs deciding that their interests had been neglected.  About 4:00 a.m. Trooper arrived on the bed, surveyed the situation, administered head-butts, and stretched out back-to-back with me.  Honest to ghu, it’s like sleeping with a German shepherd.  Except German shepherd’s don’t purr.  Trooper has a Most Satisfying purr, and I was probably asleep inside of three minutes, to wake, at 8:30 limber enough to get the trash out to the road before the town truck went by.

Breakfast included two aspirin; after they kicked in, I drove Kineo to the Post Office and retrieved the package waiting for me there — a softcover edition of The Beast of the Rails, Book One of the Second Journey of Agatha Heterodyne, and!  a signed photo of Bangladesh Dupree, suitable for framing, a bookmark, a Transylvania Polynostic University Student ID, and a. . .something.  A paper medal depicting Agatha atop a Bear, as it runs at a Toothy Mechanical Dragon.  Agatha is holding a lance.

The rest of the errands included picking up prescriptions at CVS, and completing the grocery shopping I had let slide on Tuesday, because — ouch.

I am now home, and exhausted, and trying to decide if I should have lunch before I take a nap, or forget about lunch and just go straight to nap.

I had hoped to get more done this week.  Silly me.

In other news, it’s a truly gorgeous day here in Central Maine — Sunny, dry, and about 71F/22C.  Really a perfect day to go for a drive. . .or maybe not.

I have heard from Steve; he’s on the road and heading Maine-ward.  Depending on roadwork/detours and other summertime travel hazards, he could be home this evening.

And now?

I’m going to. . .*flips coin*

Go take a nap.