Books read in 2016

24.  Every Heart a Doorway, Seanan McGuire (e)
23.  Maximum Ice, Kay Kenyon (e)
22.  War for the Oaks, Emma Bull (re-re-re-re-read)
21.  Wheel of the Infinite, Martha Wells (e)
20.  Algonquin Cat, Val Schaffner, illustrated by Hilary Knight
19.  Karen Memory, Elizabeth Bear
18.  Ancillary Mercy, Ann Leckie
17. When Falcons Fall, C.S. Harris
16.  Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Winifred Watson (re-re-re-&c-read)
15.  Uprooted, Naomi Novik
14.  Strong Poison, Dorothy L. Sayers (re-re-re-read)
13.  Written in Red, Anne Bishop
12.  Andy & Don, Daniel de Visé
11.  The Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
10.  Foxglove Summer, Ben Aaronovitch
9.   Broken Homes, Ben Aaronovitch
8.   Soul Music, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
7.   Whispers Underground, Ben Aaronovitch
6.   Moon Over Soho, Ben Aaronovitch
5.   Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
4.   Conflict of Honors, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e) (re-read)
3.   Mort, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
2.   The Sculptor, Scott McCloud
1.   A Short History of a Small Place, T.R. Pearson

Poor man wanna be rich; rich man wanna be king

So, Steve and I went to BaltiCon 50, to join in the celebration.  As one friend said, “Parts of it were good; many parts were excellent.  We’ll put the rest out of our minds.”

It was, as one might expect, with such a massive list of returning guests, and the 50th writer Guest of Honor being George RR Martin, something of a zoo to schedule.  Kudos to the scheduling gurus, and to the guest liaisons for their help and their continued good humor in the face of the many challenges that presented during the course of the con.

Steve and I signed a bazillion books, had dinner and drinks with various of our colleagues and friends, did a couple of readings and a presentation; and participated in a. . .demonstration called “Story and Song.” This was a very interesting proceeding and I hope to see it done again at many cons in future.

Basically, the idea is that an author will read a passage from a book known to have been filked.  A filker will then sing the song that was inspired by that scene/book.

We read the scene from Agent of Change where Val Con is on the Clutch ship and trying to figure out why the so-called “survival loop” appears to have lost its mind.  This was followed by Bill Roper (one of the filk guests of honor) singing Lee Gold’s “Agent of Change.”  Connie Willis read from The Doomsday Book, followed by “Lost in Time.” (I’m not going to remember the names of all the performers. This is because I have a memory like the clerical hat for the order of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.)  Roberta Rogow  sang “Get Them Lizards Every One,” in celebration of Harry Turtledove’s (see? nor all the names of the works); and Gary Erlich sang “The Last of Pierson’s Puppeteers,” following Larry Niven’s reading from Ringworld, regarding Teela Brown, the girl who was bred for luck.

In all, a very enjoyable time.

Now, one of the. . .features of the scheduling program being used by BaltiCon this year was that! If there was conflict?  Say, two panels scheduled for the same time in Room A?  The program would helpfully hide one of the conflicting items.  Yes, you read that right.  The program did not simply flag the problem, it fixed the problem.

Sort of.

For instance.  I had originally been scheduled to talk about the carousel books in the room where the “Story and Song” presentation took place.  “Story and Song” was scheduled to last two hours, and my presentation fell immediately in the middle of it.

Therefore, my presentation disappeared, and, given the lack of data to the contrary, I figured it had been cancelled.

I am very grateful to Joni Dashoff, who caught me as I was leaving the filking item, and insisted that my talk was still on.  I walked back to the room, just in case there were people waiting for me.  There were, and I proceeded to give my talk (though, since I’d left my notes at home, it was more like proceeding to babel for 50-ish minutes.)

Between us, Steve and I figured we missed some panels we were supposed to have attended; if we shorted you, or didn’t show, please accept our apologies.

We left Baltimore City (which, lest it be forgot, is my own, my native land) at 4 a.m. yesterday, Tuesday, and made it home in one, marathon drive, clocking a smidge over 700 miles on the day.  Let it be known that I prefer Maine (It’s so green!  Also?  Quiet.)

I don’t have very many pictures from the con (if you have pictures, especially of Steve or of me, please feel free to share), but I do have this one of Steve and me, dressed for Opening Ceremonies, and long-time Friend of Liad Deb Matsuura.  For those who keep of track of such things, that silver-and-black thing I’m wearing is, indeed, the New Corset.

Sharon, Steve, Deb Matsuura BaltiCon 50

Also!  Just to bring this up to date, we went out mid-morning to take on groceries.  Shortly after we returned home, a UPS truck pulled up and off-loaded thirty copies of this:

Author copies arrive June 1 2016

Congratulations; you are now caught up.

Still on my plate today is ordering and submitting our receipts, and — a nap with Trooper.  I promised.

Today’s blog post brought to you by Bruce Springsteen, “Badlands.”  Here’s your link.

 

 

Books read in 2016

23.  Maximum Ice, Kay Kenyon (e)
22.  War for the Oaks, Emma Bull (re-re-re-re-read)
21.  Wheel of the Infinite, Martha Wells (e)
20.  Algonquin Cat, Val Schaffner, illustrated by Hilary Knight
19.  Karen Memory, Elizabeth Bear
18.  Ancillary Mercy, Ann Leckie
17. When Falcons Fall, C.S. Harris
16.  Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Winifred Watson (re-re-re-&c-read)
15.  Uprooted, Naomi Novik
14.  Strong Poison, Dorothy L. Sayers
13.  Written in Red, Anne Bishop
12.  Andy & Don, Daniel de Visé
11.  The Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
10.  Foxglove Summer, Ben Aaronovitch
9.   Broken Homes, Ben Aaronovitch
8.   Soul Music, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
7.   Whispers Underground, Ben Aaronovitch
6.   Moon Over Soho, Ben Aaronovitch
5.   Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
4.   Conflict of Honors, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e) (re-read)
3.   Mort, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
2.   The Sculptor, Scott McCloud
1.   A Short History of a Small Place, T.R. Pearson

Lee & Miller BaltiCon Schedule

Scheduling seems to be a little fluid yet, so I’m posting what we know, as of now.

BaltiCon 50 is being held at the Renaissance Baltimore Harborplace Hotel, 202 East Pratt Street, in my old hometown of Baltimore, Maryland.  Here’s your link for more information.

So, the Lee-and-Miller general con schedule, as it is currently configured.*

FRIDAY
7-9 pm Opening Ceremonies, Renaissance Ballroom
9-10:30 Friday Face Time, Renaissance Ballroom

SATURDAY
Time and place TBD: Friends of Liad Breakfast**
2-3:45  Baen Traveling Roadshow Salon B

SUNDAY

9-9:50 Do We Need Old Age Homes for SF Practitioners?  Kent
Steve Miller (M), Todd Brugmans, Robert Chase, Mur Lafferty, Gay Haldeman

10-11:50 Story and Song  Kent
Many works of science fiction and fantasy have inspired songs both serious and funny. In this session, we highlight a few of these songs and works. Each song will be preceded by a short reading from the work that inspired it.  Lee & Miller will be reading a selection from Agent of Change, followed by a performance of Lee Gold’s “Agent of Change.”

11-11:50 A Ride on the Carousel***
Sharon Lee talks about the merry-go-round that is the writing life. After, perhaps we can convince her to give us a reading from her Carousel fantasy series.

4-4:45 Scout’s Eye View of the Liaden Universe®  Parlor 11029
Sharon and Steve offer a tour of the Liaden Universe, as only those who spend much of their life there can give us!

MONDAY
8-8:25 Steve Miller reading  Pride
9:30-9:55  Sharon Lee reading Pride

This is what we know as of This Minute, which is 2:45 pm on Tuesday May 24.  Check the program schedule when you get to the con for up-to-the-date info.  That’s what we’ll be doing.

Footnotes:
*If neither name is listed, both of us will be at the event

**If somebody local would like to help us find a venue for the FoL Breakfast, please drop me a note at rolanniATgmailDOTcom.  Thanks!

***Yes, I’m aware that the Story and Song session is scheduled for 110 minutes, from 10-11:50, in Kent, and that the Carousel panel is scheduled from 11-11:50, in Kent, but that’s the information I have in hand.  Doubtless, my talk will be relocated.  It’s much easier to relocate one writer and a couple books than it is to evacuate a whole room full of filkers, their instruments, and their audience.  Check the program schedule when you get to the con.

Almost asleep Sprite and Belle May 23 2016

Some days I feel like my shadow’s casting me

So!  Last night we turned The Gathering Edge in to Madame the Editor.  It weighs in at just about 111,800 words, and is All Theo, All the Time, which makes Edge the direct sequel to Dragon Ship, with the action taking place concurrently with that described in Dragon in Exile and Alliance of Equals.

No, we don’t know when the book will be published.

UPDATE:  Madame tells us that Edge is tentatively scheduled for publication in May 2017.

Turning in a book, of course, means that I Never Have to Write Again.  That being so, I took some time this morning to update a few webpages.

At sharonleewriter.com, these pages have been updated:  Which Book is Which; Publications List; Reading Order.

At korval.com, these pages have been updated: Which Book is Which, and Correct Reading Order.  Still to go — the publication list, which I’ll get to, bye-n-bye.

Also, while I was not-writing, I vacuumed the house, including! taking the vacuum cleaner completely apart to find out why it wasn’t suctioning.  I never did find a blockage, but apparently the mere act of taking it apart and putting it back together again was sufficient to fix whatever the problem was.

What else?  Oh.  Of possible interest, and as reported elsewhere:

Fun facts!
The Gathering Edge is the. . .
72nd collaborative work by Sharon Lee and Steve Miller
20th novel-length Liaden Universe® Adventure
24th collaborative Lee & Miller novel
29th novel by Sharon Lee

The rest of the day involves some more cleaning of the actual house.  I don’t know how it is that writing a book in the back of the house results in the front of the house looking like a bomb hit it, but there it is.  I’ve seen it many times.  Also, I should probably get all this. . .stuff off of my desk before the cats clear it for me.

Oh!  As a reward for having fought Theo to a standstill and handed in the book, Steve and I this morning Ceremonially De-Boxed Visitor, which we may now read together.

And that?  Is all I’ve got.

Today’s blog post title brought to you by Warren Zevon, “My Dirty Life and Times.”  Here’s your link.

Belle and Sharon edited May 21 2016 by Steve Miller

Y’know? They’re growing mechanical trees. They grow to their full height; then they chop themselves down

So lately, most of the energy around the Cat Farm and Confusion Factory has been focused on The Gathering Edge, and I would just like to say that, by my stars and garters, I am never, ever again participating in a Theo book!

<deep breath>

I feel so much better.

Even if it is an empty threat.  Sigh.  Theo is, I fear, going to have to be in the next book.  But!  The next book is not going to be a Theo book.

*glares at Theo*

*Theo glares back*

Yeah, well. . .

In other news, and in addition to the deadline we’re racing — there is a deadline approaching for you!  Yes, you, too, over there in the corner.

What deadline you ask?  Why, the deadline to pre-order a personalized hardcover copy of Alliance of Equals from Uncle Hugo’s SF Bookstore in Minneapolis.  If you want a signed-and-personalized book, you have until June 1 to preorder.

Here’s your link.

This will be the last reminder you’ll get from me on this topic, because — BaltiCon.

Yes, we will be at BaltiCon.  Will you?  Here’s the link.

This morning, I took a break from glaring at Theo to go into town and have my hair cut, mail a package at the post office, get rid of some old meds at the police station, and to take on groceries.  Because I had cleverly (sigh) made the appointment for my haircut for nine o’clock a.m., I ate breakfast in town, after, at Toast Xpress.  If you’re ever in the area, I recommend the blueberry crepes, though there many, many delicious things to choose from.

I came home to find that my new corset had arrived.  I asked Belle if she’d model it for y’all, but she’s busy, so you’ll just have to wait ’til BaltiCon to see it.

And that?  Is all I’ve got.  It bodes well to be a Crazy Few Days here on the Confusion Factory side of things, so I’ll just wish everybody a pleasant weekend.

Today’s blog title comes to you courtesy of Laurie Anderson, “Sharkey’s Day.”  Here’s your link.

Scrabble May 13 2016

Books read in 2016

22.  War for the Oaks, Emma Bull (re-re-re-re-read)
21.  Wheel of the Infinite, Martha Wells (e)
20.  Algonquin Cat, Val Schaffner, illustrated by Hilary Knight
19.  Karen Memory, Elizabeth Bear
18.  Ancillary Mercy, Ann Leckie
17. When Falcons Fall, C.S. Harris
16.  Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Winifred Watson (re-re-re-&c-read)
15.  Uprooted, Naomi Novik
14.  Strong Poison, Dorothy L. Sayers
13.  Written in Red, Anne Bishop
12.  Andy & Don, Daniel de Visé
11.  The Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
10.  Foxglove Summer, Ben Aaronovitch
9.   Broken Homes, Ben Aaronovitch
8.   Soul Music, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
7.   Whispers Underground, Ben Aaronovitch
6.   Moon Over Soho, Ben Aaronovitch
5.   Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
4.   Conflict of Honors, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e) (re-read)
3.   Mort, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
2.   The Sculptor, Scott McCloud
1.   A Short History of a Small Place, T.R. Pearson

Books read in 201

21.  Wheel of the Infinite, Martha Wells (e)
20.  Algonquin Cat, Val Schaffner, illustrated by Hilary Knight
19.  Karen Memory, Elizabeth Bear
18.  Ancillary Mercy, Ann Leckie
17. When Falcons Fall, C.S. Harris
16.  Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Winifred Watson (re-re-re-&c-read)
15.  Uprooted, Naomi Novik
14.  Strong Poison, Dorothy L. Sayers
13.  Written in Red, Anne Bishop
12.  Andy & Don, Daniel de Visé
11.  The Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
10.  Foxglove Summer, Ben Aaronovitch
9.   Broken Homes, Ben Aaronovitch
8.   Soul Music, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
7.   Whispers Underground, Ben Aaronovitch
6.   Moon Over Soho, Ben Aaronovitch
5.   Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
4.   Conflict of Honors, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e) (re-read)
3.   Mort, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
2.   The Sculptor, Scott McCloud
1.   A Short History of a Small Place, T.R. Pearson

Books read in 2016

20.  Algonquin Cat, Val Schaffner, illustrated by Hilary Knight
19.  Karen Memory, Elizabeth Bear
18.  Ancillary Mercy, Ann Leckie
17. When Falcons Fall, C.S. Harris
16.  Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Winifred Watson (re-re-re-&c-read)
15.  Uprooted, Naomi Novik
14.  Strong Poison, Dorothy L. Sayers
13.  Written in Red, Anne Bishop
12.  Andy & Don, Daniel de Visé
11.  The Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
10.  Foxglove Summer, Ben Aaronovitch
9.   Broken Homes, Ben Aaronovitch
8.   Soul Music, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
7.   Whispers Underground, Ben Aaronovitch
6.   Moon Over Soho, Ben Aaronovitch
5.   Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
4.   Conflict of Honors, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e) (re-read)
3.   Mort, Terry Pratchett (read aloud with Steve)
2.   The Sculptor, Scott McCloud
1.   A Short History of a Small Place, T.R. Pearson