Will you ride the great white bird into heaven?

First, the advert: Looking for something excellent to read? Of course you are! Like to sample an intriguing title before committing to a purchase? Have I — and SFNovelists — got a deal for you.

The First! Ever! SFNovelists sample chapter eBook, Opening Acts, 25 Science Fiction & Fantasy First Chapters. Totally free, totally cool. Here’s the Table of Contents:

7th Sigma by Steven Gould
Bone Shop by T.A. Pratt
Bones of Faerie by Jenni Lee Simner
The Brahms Deception by Louise Marley
Carousel Tides by Sharon Lee
The Cloud Road by Martha Wells
Dangerous Water by Juliet E. McKenna
The Dread Hammer by Trey Shiels
Flesh and Fire by Laura Anne Gilman
Fright Court by Mindy Klasky
The Heretic by Joseph Nassise
House of the Star by Caitlin Brennan
Indigo Springs by A.M. Dellamonica
Jade Tiger by Jenn Reese
Kat, Incorrigible by Stephanie Burgis
Medium Dead by Chris Dolley
Midnight at Spanish Gardens by Alma Alexander
Play Dead by John Levitt
Shade by Jeri Smith-Ready
The Snow Queen’s Shadow by Jim C. Hines
Spellcast by Barbara Ashford
The Spirit Lens by Carol Berg
TruthSeeker by C.E. Murphy
Up Against It by M.J. Locke
With Fate Conspire by Marie Brennan

You can’t resist this. Really. And did I mention that it’s free? Right now, SFNovelists member Simon Haynes is graciously allowing interested readers to download the sampler in the format of their choice from his site. Eventually, Opening Acts will also be available through Smashwords.
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LiveJournal is still down, alack and alas. I suppose it will eventually rise again from its own ashes. In the meantime, I’ve been keeping busy outlining the next (after “Kin Ties”) story to be uploaded to Splinter Universe, which is entitled “Guaranteed Delivery.” The plan is to write that on the train to Reno. We’ll see how well that plan works out.

I’m re-reading the first 45,000+/- words of George in order to get back with those characters and plotlines. I also have some workshop submissions to read over and comment on.

You’d think that’d be enough to keep me out of trouble for awhile,and so it ought, which is why the back-brain helpfully came up with the three (relatively) tiny changes that need to be made in The Cards of Fortunate Design in order to allow the narrative to move forth. While it’s lovely that the back-brain is being so diligent, this really does sorta fall under the heading of Useless Information, since pay copy comes first.

Sigh. Writer’s brains are scary, scary things.

Speaking of which, tomorrow I’m for the day-job.

Only two more days of school.

And! Cowboys and Aliens opens on Friday.

Life? Is sweet.

 

 

Liaden Universe® InfoDump No. 89

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Liaden Universe® InfoDump No. 89
The Super-sized edition

This version somewhat different from the edition mailed yesterday to subscribers, due to late-breaking news from the programming folks at WorldCon.

NEW LIADEN UNIVERSE® STORY PUBLISHED TO BAEN WEBSITE
Short story “Intelligent Design” may now be read for free on the Baen Books website. The story starts here  (you do have to scroll down a tiny bit to find the story). Also appearing is non-fiction “Gravity’s Punch” by Tony Daniel.

“Intelligent Design” will remain on the Baen front page through August 14. After that date, it will become part of a bundle of all the short stories premiered on the Baen front page. That compilation, also available for free, can be found here

NOTE: “Intelligent Design” will not be added to the bundle *until* it is retired from the front page — that is, after August 15.

ANOTHER LIADEN UNIVERSE® STORY! ALSO NEW!
Brand new Liaden short “Kin Ties,” the story of a dead man, his wife, and the daughter of an old and bitter enemy, will be uploaded to Splinter Universe on August 12.

Splinter Universe is a new short story feature site from Sharon Lee and Steve Miller. We’ll be posting stories on an irregular basis. Some, even most, of the stories will be based in Sharon and Steve’s Liaden Universe®. However, the authors reserve the right to post a story set elsewhere, and to introduce new characters and situations.

Occasionally, the authors will also post “splinters” — character sketches, excerpts from projects that didn’t work, essays, possibly even cartoons. The current “splinter” on display are the beginning chapters of a novel entitled The Cards of Fortunate Destiny.

If you’d like to share the project’s URL, that’s great. If you want to send a dollar, that’s good, and if you want to send us $5 a month, or $1 a week, we promise you they’ll all go to the cause of keeping us full-time writers. Splinter Universe can be supported through the Paypal button set in the sidebar at the site, or if you prefer snailmail, send a check or money order (drawn on a US bank only) made out to Sharon Lee, or to Steve Miller, or both, to:


Splinter Universe
c/o Lee & Miller
PO Box 707
Waterville, ME 04903-0707


Oh, and in case you like this idea, we will admit that the more interest we see in the projects we share, the more likely we are to spend our time and energy on them.

LEE AND MILLER WORLDCON SCHEDULE, NOW! WITH BREAKFAST AND PARTIES
Sharon Lee and Steve Miller will be panelists and workshop leaders at the 69th World Science Fiction Convetion, to be held in Reno Nevada, from Wednesday August 17 through Sunday August 21. Below, insofar as we know at this point, is our schedule. There will also be a Friends of Liad table in the fan hall. If you’re coming to WorldCon, stop by and say hi! You may also find one or both of us at the SFWA table from time to time. Please use the Friends of Liad table as your Liaden information destination.

Wed 4 p.m. – 4:45 p.m., Authors in the Library: Sharon Lee and Steve Miller, Sierra View Library (OFFSITE)
Reading, autographing, Q&A with local public library community
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Thurs 10 a.m. – noon Writers Workshop (Naples1, Peppermill) THIS SESSION REQUIRED PRE-REGISTRATION AND IS CLOSED

Thurs 4 p.m. – 5 p.m. Kaffeeklatsch (KK1, RenoSparksConventionCenter) SIGN UP AT THE CON
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Fri 1 p.m. – 1:30 p.m. Lee and Miller Reading (A14 RSCC)

Fri 2 p.m .- 3 p.m. Lee and Miller Autographing (Hall 2 RSCC)

Fri 9 p.m. – until the Room Delm throws you out: FRIENDS OF LIAD PARTY! (Suite 1538 Atlantis)
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Sat FRIENDS OF LIAD BREAKFAST in the Atlantis. Check at the Friends of Liad Fan Table for time and place!

Sat 11:00 – 12:00, Writers Collaboration Panel (Panel), A10 (RSCC)
Steve Miller (M), Philippa Ballentine, Sharon Lee, Tee Morris Note new day, time, location and moderator

Sat 12:00 – 1:00, The Importance of Continuity (Panel), C1 (RSCC)
Sharon Lee (Moderator), Lois McMaster Bujold, Eric Flint, Steve Miller, Dean Wesley Smith

Sat 3:00 – 4:00, Fantasy in the Real World: The Rich World of Urban Fantasy (Panel), D05 (RSCC)
Lisa Goldstein (M), Larry Correia, Sharon Lee, Tim Pratt, Madeleine E. Robins

Sat 9 p.m. – until the Room Delm throws you out! OPEN PARTY in the LIADEN SUITE (Suite 1538 Atlantis)
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Also look for Steve and Sharon, together and separately, at the Art Show, in the Dealer’s Room, and just spacing around the con. If you see either of us (and we don’t appear to be in a Very Serious Discussion, or doing our jobs for the con), ask for a ribbon.

Remember! Your Absolute Authority for locations, times and participants for panels and other WorldCon events is — the program book! Always double-check so you won’t be disappointed by finding out that the panel you really wanted to see was shifted to — yesterday.

MEANWHILE, IN MINNEAPOLIS. . .
On SATURDAY, August 27, from 2:30 until 4 p.m. Steve and Sharon will be signing Ghost Ship (and other books. Yes, you can bring books you already own to be signed and/or personalized) at UNCLE HUGO’S SCIENCE FICTION BOOKSTORE AT 2864 Chicago Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55407-1320. For more information, check out the Uncle Hugo’s site.  A local meal or two with readers and fans is also likely.

DON’T THESE PEOPLE EVER STAY HOME?
Lee and Miller will be Guests of Honor at the following upcoming conventions:

THE GREAT NEW ENGLAND STEAMPUNK EXPOSITION
September 16-18, 2011
Courtyard Marriott/Central Massachusetts Expo Center
Fitchburg, Massachusetts
http://www.thegreatnewenglandsteampunkexhibition.com/index.html
Steve and Sharon will be Guests at this Steampunk Extravaganza. Other attending luminaries include but are not limited to Abney Park, Phil and Kaja Foglio, and Jake von Slatt.

CHATTACON 37
January 20-22, 2012
Chattanooga Choo Choo
1400 Market St
Chattanooga, TN 37402
http://www.chattacon.org/
Chattacon is a classic southern convention that Steve went to several times in very early incarnations — but hasn’t been back to for more than 30 years! This year coming, as for the last several, the convention will be held at Chattanooga Choo Choo — a train station turned into a hotel — a destination worth a trip all by itself! GOH list includes Steve Miller and Sharon Lee, Laura Anne Gilman, John Picacio – Artist GoH, Rachel Caine – Special Guest, and Mark Van Name – Toastmaster

KORVAL.COM GETS A FACELIFT
Korval.com has been on the web in one form or another since 1995. It began as a “practice” html web page entitled Authors of the Liaden Universe. From that one simple page, it grew, and grew again, then grew some more — in all directions at once.

As you can imagine, the contents of an author-grown website with a core of hand-set html can get…a little unwieldy after 16 years, so we’re rebuilding. You can view the start of the new web presence here

NOTE: If you had bookmarks linked through the old korval.com site, yes, they did stop working, and no, they won’t ever work again. You’ll need to regroup. We do apologize for the inconvenience.

PINBEAM BOOKS ELECTRONIC CATALOG COMPLETE
All of the Adventures in the Liaden Universe® chapbooks, as well as the other Lee, Miller and Lee-and-Miller chapbooks produced since 1995 by SRM Publisher, as well as The Tomorrow Log, have been converted to eBook formatted and may be purchased through the Nook Store, the Kindle Store, and Smashwords. Go to Pinbeam Books for easy links and listings of the content of each chapbook.

UPCOMING NOVELS AND OMNIBI FROM LEE AND MILLER
Lots of Lee and Miller material coming in 2011 and early 2012, as Baen continues to issue omnibus editions of the Liaden Universe® backlist. Here’s what you can expect to see over the next few months in your favorite local bookstore:

Ghost Ship — August 2
The Crystal Variation — September 6 (includes Crystal Soldier, Crystal Dragon, Balance of Trade)
Mouse and Dragon mmp — October 25
Carousel Tides mmp — January 31, 2012

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE
Uncle Hugo’s: http://www.unclehugo.com/
University Bookstore: http://www.bookstore.washington.edu/services.taf?dept=about&category=loca
Pandemonium Books: http://www.pandemoniumbooks.com/
Missing Volume: http://www.themissingvolume.com/
Borderlands: http://www.borderlands-books.com/
Dream Haven: http://www.dreamhavenbooks.com/
Flights of Fantasy: http://www.fof.net/
Mysterious Galaxy: http://mysteriousgalaxy.booksense.com/
Constellation Books: http://www.constellationbooks.com/NASApp/store/IndexJsp
Children’s Book Cellar: http://www.indiebound.org/stores/childrens-book-cellar

All of the above folks do mail order and take want lists.

BLOGS AND OTHER WEBLY THINGS OF NOTE
Theo_Waitley is the discussion group for readers of Fledgling and Saltation: http://community.livejournal.com/theo_waitley/

Where Dragons Rest: http://community.livejournal.com/liaden_readers/

Steve Miller’s blog, Journeyman: http://kinzel.livejournal.com/

Sharon Lee’s blog, Eagles over the Kennebec: http://rolanni.livejournal.com/

SRM Publisher blog: http://srmpublisher.livejournal.com/

Sharon Lee’s “Professional” blog: http://sharonleewriter.com

Splinter Universe Discussion List: http://splinterverse.livejournal.com

Facebook Connections — please feel free to add us!

http://facebook.com/kinzel — Steve Miller

http://facebook.com/rolanni — Sharon Lee

Liaden Interest Groups on Facebook

Clan Korval: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38719490864&ref=ts

Friends of Liad: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=16280839259&ref=ts

Flaran chamenthi: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=2213414696&ref=ts

GoodReads

Sharon’s Author Page:http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/57980.Sharon_Lee

*Steve’s on Twitter*: http://twitter.com/bechimo

*Sharon’s on Twitter, too*: http://twitter.com/ClanKorval

DISCLAIMER STUFF
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Luddite Authors and Maine Adventures

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Yesterday, we drove around in the pretty day, looking at houses and trying to revision the future. You’d think, with us being scifi writers and all, that this would be easy. You’d be wrong. There’s something about revisioning your own future that puts a little bit of wistfulness into the exercise.

So, anyway, our explorations took us into deepest Waterville, then down to the big city of Bath. While it would be Very Cool Indeed to live in the City of Ships, I’m not sure Bath has my wholehearted backing. It’s busier than Waterville — that would be the fault of Bath Iron Works, from which those ships in the city tagline emerge — has an actual downtown, and runs on just slightly more than half the population. Bath seems to look to Brunswick for most of its important services, so perhaps we ought to do likewise.

My long-held dream of living at the ocean seems to be receding beyond recall, which is sad, but not tragic. I got to have a pretty major dream fulfilled in my lifetime, and lots of people don’t even get that.

At the moment, I’m still hoping for sea air, but I suspect we’ll wind up moving into Waterville at the last, if we can find something that meets the points on The List. Which we haven’t yet, so — still looking. Which means that, as of right now, anything is still possible.

My big projects for the morning, besides trying to figure out a way to keep Scrabble from drinking out of my water glass when I leave my desk, was to draft an InfoDump, which is now in Steve’s hand; clarify the bios at korval.com so that people (hopefully) no longer have the notion that there will be two more books on the shelves of whatever bookstores happen to be left by the first quarter of 2012.

(Just to save y’all the trouble of jumping over to korval.com to look, we have two books due at Baen by the first quarter of 2012, those being Dragon Ship and George. Due at Baen is not even remotely “will be published.” Figure at the very least, a year between turn-in date and publication date.)

After lunch, I’m to the couch for a plotting session — outlining the next short story so I can write it on the train to Reno, and also getting some forward motion on George.

I still have Stuff to do for WorldCon; hoping to get all that together and into the mail to Willing Volunteers sometime toward the…end of this week/beginning of next week.

In the meantime, I have reports that the RSS feed is “not working” at Splinter Universe, which I take to mean that the page doesn’t update to those subscribed to the feed when I add a new note to it. The construction and care of RSS feeds are a Mystery to me (see Luddite Author) — if WordPress says the page has an RSS feed, then I take it at its word. I understand that this may not be wise. If someone who knows from RSS feeds can help, that would be super.

If the RSS feed can’t be made to work, we may have to abandon the website idea and go to a subscription situation for the upcoming stories. Something where subscribers would sign into an email list for $X and I would email stories to the members of the list only. I’d rather not do that, since it doesn’t suit all of my nefarious purposes, besides involving a Lot More Record-keeping (I’m getting out of the record-keeping bidness, here), but it can be done, I guess.

And now?

It’s time for lunch.

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She invented Medicinal Compound; Efficacious in Every Case!

Today, I did nothing I intended to do. Well. That’s not exactly true. I did add the bio pages to korval.com (you can see them here and also here). Steve made a new banner and I uploaded that, too.

I did a blog entry about the end of the world, again.

I answered some, though by no means all, of my overdue email.

I downloaded a buncha fairy tale books from Gutenberg for Paladin, and also bought him some newer books from BN.

I washed the dishes.

I screwed up my new glasses — definitely didn’t have that on the to-do list.

I did not, alas, finish up with the printing for WorldCon, or do any writing, other than bios, blogs, and email.

I think tomorrow will be a writing day, no matter how many Shiny! Things! have to be done.

And, to the kind folks who keep adding me to circles and things over on Google+ — I appreciate your attention, but don’t expect this bear to dance soon, if ever. I can’t for the life of me understand what it is that Google thinks I want with this Wonderful! New! Venue! and the whole circle things just, er, makes my head spin.

Whereby hangs a sort-of funny story, but. . .not this evening. This evening, I’m getting off of this infernal machine and joining my husband for lunch.

Hope everyone’s staying cool, and being sensible in the heat.

The End of the World as We Know It, Part Whatever

Big Box Bookstores are in the news this week.

Most of you will have heard that Borders is closing all its remaining stores, not only leaving a Huge Freaking Hole (henceforthly “HFH”) as well as a Big Empty Building (BEB) in the center of some towns where Borders had successfully driven out the indies and small chains to become the only bookstore. Bangor, Maine is gonna be hurting — it lost Walden a couple years ago, and now Borders is going. There’s Mr. Paperback, of course — an instate chain that’s survived by being small, and by altering its business model so that it sells more plushies, greeting cards and “gift items” than books — BookMarc’s, downtown, a “general” bookstore with a heavy slant toward mystery and Maine books, and another all-Maine-all-the-time store — Betty’s, I think? (Mr. Hetley informs me that Betts Bookstore went digital some years back and only handles books written by the estimable Mr. King.) Not a lot of bookstores to serve what passes for a biggish city up this way.

Not only is the folding of Borders bad for towns, readers, and lovers of bookstores, it’s also bad for publishers and writers. What a surprise, right? Less shelf space means less books sold on impulse to those browsing the shelves, and to that population that still exists — though we here on the so-called World Wide Web tend to discount them — who Don’t Do The Internet, and the majority of readers (the last number I heard was 70%) who Don’t Do Ebooks. This means less revenue — and even less revenue, since Borders didn’t exactly pay its honorable debts before it cocked up its toes.

Now, bad as all the above is, it was a longish time in coming. There were red lights and warning signs. Publishers had time to make contingency plans, to cut their fulfillments to Borders, to sit back and wait. There certainly was still loss, but there was a certain amount of control in latter days in regard to how much loss.

If the economy were in better shape, I might say, well, look! A chance for indy bookstores to rise and fill the newly created hole in the market.

The economy, however, sucks, and all the critters on all sides of the aisles in DC seem determined not to fix that, so forgive me for not being sanguine about the imminent rise of a bookstore indy class.

So, anyhow, Borders.

But, wait, there’s more!

Kris Rusch reports this, received from a BN employee: “We were notified at our B&N location this week that in the next couple of weeks we will be receiving a ‘massive returns download.’ To coincide with this outflux of books we will be adding 3 more of the massive toys and games displays, as well as expanding gift and the digital presence.” (here’s the rest)

Yes, that’s right, not only did Borders go out of business owing publishers money, now these same publishers are going to get hit with Massive Returns from BN. That means, instead of cash inflowing to publishers, so that publishers can do things like, oh, pay authors among those other, universally familiar necessities such as keeping the lights on, making payroll, and continuing business operations — the publishers will owe BN for the stock returned (“stock” in this case meaning books); stock that, with the demise of Borders, has no other sales venue to which it might go. Stock that will sit in the publishers’ warehouses until it must, for tax-saving purposes, be remaindered or pulped.

Pop quiz: Who benefits from books pulped en masse?

Yes, that’s right — nobody.

A word about that “owing BN.” The antiquated and terrifying so-called “system” of bookselling runs to a large degree on counters. Therefore, the Massive Return doesn’t necessarily mean that BN will expect a check in the mail, though it might have some deal where a percentage of the Return must be made in cash. However, it will by this action gain a sizeable Tab, which means that all new books shipped for Some Time will be provided for free — and accepted at full return rate when they come back in a couple months.

…which means that the future cashflow of publishers is borked fifteen ways from Thursday, and therefore their ability to pay authors, keep the lights on, make payroll, and continuing to produce books.

Well, then. . .interesting times for the next while, eh? Kris Rusch’s estimate is that everything will be comfy again (insofar as &c, the Usual Rules Apply) by, oh, 2015. Unless, of course, something else Interesting Happens before.

There stands m’wife, the idol of me life, singing roll or bowl a ball a penny a pitch

Back when I was an Ace Reporter for the Town Line weekly newspaper out our very own China, Maine, it was my very great pleasure (at 25 cents the column inch and 50 cents for every photograph used) every year at the end of July to cover what would have been the Albion Fair, had Albion been even a teensy bit bigger, or, yanno, had a fairgrounds. As it was, the celebration was called Albion Fun Day, it was held inside and on the lawn of the elementary school, and it encompassed everything from the judging of baked goods and Vegetables of Unusual Size, to frog jumps, to dance competitions, to make-yourself-a-laughing-stock-by-trying-to-climb-the-rope-bridge, to pie eating contests.

It was at Albion Fun Day, in fact, that I first heard a square dance called to “I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.”

Good times. Good times.

Well.

It was hot in the attic office at the day-job today — much the same as everywhere else. After work, I stopped by Pearle Vision and picked up my new pair of back-up glasses. They’re a little loose, so I’ll stop tomorrow on my way home and have them tightened, and that should be that.

At home, I performed such mundane but needful tasks as cleaning and refilling the cat fountain and the hummingbird feeders. I also added the penultimate Splinter of The Cards of Fortunate Destiny here, and in a moment I’ll get up and go scoop out the cat boxes.

The glamor! I’mtellinya, as we used to say in my home town.

Oh, and the back-brain kicked up another detail for “Kin Ties” — see? This is why we let the story rest, rather than rushing to publish; so you’ll have the best reading experience possible. Really, it’s all about you. — which I’ll weave in to the appropriate spot this evening, too.

Which I think really will be enough work for one day.

Tomorrow, the day-job again.

Only three more days of school.

And if I stare too long, I’ll prob’ly break down and cry

A distressful day, much of it consumed by errands, filing, and other no-focus-needed tasks, which is, yanno — OK. Filing and grocery shopping needs to happen, too.

The back-brain did helpfully kick up three details for “Kin Ties” — thank you, back-brain! — and those are now inserted where they’ll do the most good.

In a bittersweet moment, Steve and I ate the last two Blueberry Wine Truffles from the box one of my faculty members kindly brought to me. If you’re ever in Lubec, Maine, Monica’s Chocolates is the place you want.

In between things, I’m making flyers for the Friends of Liad table at WorldCon. So far, I have a flyer for Splinter Universe, Pinbeam Books and a Lee-Miller Bibliography. Also, there will be ribbons. Possibly, there might be temporary Tree-and-Dragon tatts. What else should be on the fan table? What would you pick up off the table, if you were there? Inquiring minds…

Meanwhile, Scrabble informs me that tomorrow is Wednesday, which means I’ll be at the day-job.

Only four more days of school.

Sharon’s Monday Goulash

Thanks to everyone for their support and encouragement. I’m very pleased with “Kin Ties,” and hope you will be, too.

From the Peanut Gallery comes the question: But when do we get to read the story, now that it’s finished and all?

The answer is — soon. I need to read it one more time — the walk-through, or micro-tweak, stage — and when I can, I like to let the story rest a week after “finished” and before that last walk-through.

Currently, the plan is post “Kin Ties” to Splinter Universe on August 12.  This will give y’all something to do while we’re at WorldCon and traveling about the countryside, and also give us all time to come down from the Sugar High that was the last couple of days, what with the release of “Intelligent Design,” the Ghost Ship eBook and the Nerd Caliber interview.

In other news, I have figured out how not to drop Five Bills on a tablet computer before WorldCon while still being able to carry everything necessary to my comfort on the train.

The answer is. . .

drumroll, please

Open the kitchen coat closet and dig out the Vest of Many Pockets, said pockets easily accommodating Paladin and my camera, which I had regretfully decided I must leave behind. Why, yes, I am a financial genius, thank you.

The other thing that will, when it arrives, fit into one of the Many Pockets is my foldable sun hat. The sun hat I wear around here has a stiff brim, which makes it not so good to pack. So, new hat. My, I will be stylish, this trip.

Which leads me around to. . .can I locate that? One moment, pls…

No, I can’t find it. Just as well.

Edited to add:  Found it.

It was an article advising women that now, more than ever! it’s important in the workplace to “dress young;” that women who “look old” were in peril of losing their jobs. Said article was full of must-haves for older women workers who wanted to stay employed — trendy haircut (absolutely essential if you make the risky choice of “keeping your grey”), fashion-frame glasses, shapewear, cute shoes. I was. . .appalled. I mean, I know that We As A Culture devalue our elders — and most especially our elder women, who, face it, can teach nothing to those who come after *pause to unglue tongue from cheek*, but. . .

Where’s Ilisidi when you need her?

Today, having late last night finished a story, and thereby having Mush for Brains, is about making phone calls, and working somewhat on the New and Improved korval.com. Maybe I’ll be a total wastrel and take a nap. Mmmmmm, nap.

See you on the flip side.