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Making fun of cover art

Not well yet.  Nor king.

Steve labors under these exact conditions, though about a day ahead of me on the symptom train.

We here in Central Maine are looking forward to the Winter Weather on the overnight, which is to bless us with 1-3 inches of snow finished with a tenth of an inch of ice.

But that’s not why I called you all together today.

A couple days ago I got a tweet from someone who was going to talk about the Liaden books, which was cool and gratifying and all like that.  Not only where they going to talk about the Liaden books, but they were (so it said) going to mock the “90s cover art” because that was always fun.

. . .and so I didn’t retweet the announcement of the talk, even though it was to my benefit, and even though someone had taken the time to talk about my books on the internet.

I was just going to content myself with not retweeting, but I realize that this thing is still bothering me, so here I am again, displaying my wrongheadedness and lack of humor.

Those mock-worthy “90s” covers?  Were created by professional SF artists, most of whom are still working today.  Human folk who take pride in their work, and who have survived in a very tough field.  They are not the enemy; and their work — even given that everyone is an art critic — ought not to be held up for laughs just to make oneself look cool — or for any reason, really.

For the record, Steve and I have been very fortunate in the cover art for the Liaden books from the very first cover (which appeared in the 1980s), to the eighteenth cover, revealed only yesterday.  Stephen Hickman, Michael Herring, Alan Pollack, Melisa Michaels, David Mattingly have all done splendid covers for us.  And, while I’m on a roll,  let’s not forget the artists who have covered our non-Liaden work:  Colleen Doran, Tom Kidd, Eric Williams, Chris McGrath, Thomas Peters — all of whom have done fine work for us, for our characters, and, ultimately, for the people who picked up our books and took a chance on them — very likely because the cover — something in the cover — drew them.

Maybe the world had changed that much since the “90s” — maybe every book now is sold through word of mouth, maybe browsing bookshelves is so last century that covers aren’t even needed any more.

But even if that’s so, politeness counts, gratuitous mocking is rude.

And cover artists are not the enemy.

 

In which the day begins early, and! Eye Candy

So, we taught Steve’s doctor a new phrase today, “con crud.”

That was after we rose early, after a very restless night, and I said to Steve, “You look worse than you did last night when we went to bed.  Should you call the doctor?”  and Steve said to me, “I think I’m going to call the doctor.”

Phone call made, we were given a gratifyingly quick appointment with the Actual Doctor, who ordered a blood test which he admitted probably wasn’t needed, but he’s a conservative fellow, and prescribed cough medicine and rest.

So, that’s the order of the day for at least half of the Lee-Miller Household.  I’m feeling much better than yesterday, myself (no headache.  MAN, I hate headaches.), but, with Steve’s example before me, will try to weave some rest into the remainder of the day.

In other news, the FINAL final cover for Dragon in Exile was waiting in my inbox this morning, with a nice note from David Mattingly.  This is a full wrap cover, which means the scene starts on the front of the book and finishes up on the back.  I think it’s gorgeous, and am pleased to see a nod to the very first cover to grace Agent of Change (art by Stephen Hickman).

For those who collect art, David is making a limited number of prints of this cover available.  If you’re interested, write to him at davidATdavidmattinglyDOTcom

Here’s the art:

Dragon in Exile Final  art by David Mattingly
Dragon in Exile Final
art by David Mattingly

In which Rolanni is laid low

So, I thought I’d managed to elude the con crud.  Foolish author.

Today I awake with Symptoms, the details of which I will spare you, and I shall shortly be taking a coon cat and retiring to my couch.

Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the discussion of Literary Warning Labels — and please feel free to continue.  I know I don’t need to remind you guys to be polite.

For those who collect them, there is a brief review of Carousel Seas here.  Thanks to Gus Fleischmann for the pointer.

Everybody stay well.

Separating the author from the work

The third of my three panels at PhilCon was entitled “Separating the Author from the Work,” and it took place at 10 a.m. on Sunday, in Plaza V, up on the Mezzanine floor, which was not the largest venue in the house.  It was, however, full, which, given the day and the hour, points to. . .rather a lot of interest in this topic.

My co-panelists were Ian Randall Strock, Peter Prellwitz, Oz Drummond, and Muriel Hykes, our fearless moderator.

The panelists quickly found out why there was so much interest in this topic.

It was because the topic was So Broad.

Muriel, for instance, wanted to talk about authors/actors behaving badly, which is to say, people who don’t know when not to say something, people who, as one of the members of the audience put it, “need handlers.”

Oz wanted to talk about the whole Requires Hate scandal (if you, like me, are out of the loop on the scandal, details and what I’m assured is a balanced accounting may be had from Laura Mixon.  Here’s a link to the PDF file. )

Ian, who had done a similar panel at Arisia, and had been blindsided by the opinions of his fellow panelists, had come ready to address those views.

I wanted to talk about the misconceptions non-writers have about the writing process that apparently leads them to believe that everything a fiction author writes about faithfully reflect that author’s beliefs, and about the disgraceful behavior surrounding this year’s Hugo ballot (by which I do not mean the Sad Puppy Campaign, though I have and had certain philosophical problems with it, but do mean the crying and wailing and gnashing of teeth by those who felt it was acceptable to publicly vilify their ballot-mates for “ruining” “their” ballot).

(I’m not leaving Peter out, but, if he came in with an agenda, it was not obvious to me.  His remarks during the course of our conversation led me to believe that he felt writers ought not to be interfered with in their work, or pre-emptively censored on Certain Topics; and that it was perfectly possible for Bad People to create Good Art.)

Members of audience wanted to talk about other things, still, including the alleged behavior Walter Breen, and the alleged involvement of Marian Zimmer Bradley, and All Of Sixties Fandom, in those behaviors; the need for warning labels on books; and the belief that an author’s culture and the prevailing beliefs and/or mores of the time are no excuse for said author to have had, and expressed in their fiction, what we now know to be Bad Thoughts.

No wonder the room was full, right?

I’m not going to recap the whole thing — for the very good reason that I can’t remember it all — but I am going to talk about a couple of things that interest  — and concern — me, as a writer, and as a reader.

One of those is this idea of warning labels on books so that readers don’t get “hurt” by the content of the books.  I am on record in several places (including at this panel) as believing that this as idiotic a notion as I ever heard.  Do we get warning labels in Real Life?  We do not.  Insofar as fiction is “practice” for Real Life, warning labels defuse the efficacy of the practice.

I also have some very real problems with the idea that we can be “hurt” — that we can take actual harm — from the people/situations/ideas we find in books.  Books have a wonderful safety program built into them.  Have you just read something that makes you uneasy?

YOU CAN SHUT THE BOOK.

Yes.  You can shut the book.  You can put it down.  You have the option of never picking it up again.  You have the option of going for a walk and thinking about The Thing That Upset You, coming to terms, and picking the book back up.  Real Life is not safe; ideas are not safe; the whole world does not necessarily agree with you (or with me), but books offer you that vital safety valve that Real Life never does — you can close the covers and take a breather.

The particular need for a warning label that came up in the panel was one of the Peter Wimsey novels, which has much to do with people who are Jewish.  The assertion from the audience member was that the book needed a warning label, because all the rest of the Wimsey books were perfectly enjoyable, these Bad Thoughts were particularly hurtful to the reader.

Needless to say, this assertion baffles me.  I can’t begin to count the number of ghastly, hateful, vicious, stupid, and just plain wrong portrayals of women that I’ve read in my reading career.  Did they “hurt” me?  Did I think the author was specifically and personally talking about me? No, I did not. Now, they may have hurt you, my readers, because I determined to get it right, when I started writing.  Of course, I also decided not to write men as testosterone-drunk thugs who only know how to screw and destroy, too, so that could just be me.

Along with the warning labels was Ian’s description of the Arisia panel, in which his co-panelists apparently said that some books — by Robert Heinlein and HP Lovecraft, for instance — ought not to be read by right-thinking people.  Because the authors are contemptible.

Not the work of the authors.

The authors, themselves.

Which is pretty scary, all things considered.

One of the reasons I read — and write — science fiction is that, given that all fiction is practice for Real Life; science fiction is practice for the future.  In science fiction, we’ve created a safe place where we can lay out the moral dilemmas of the future, and let them unravel.  We can say, for instance, “OK, we want everybody to be SAFE?  Let’s look at (one way) having an utterly safe world might play out.”  We can do this — and things like this — because we’re telling a story.  We’re not preaching a sermon; we’re playing a game of Let’s Pretend.

I said as much, and Ian agreed that this was also why he read science fiction, but that, in his opinion, his co-panelists at Arisia wanted, not experimentation, not What-If, but validation  of their own belief system.  They didn’t want to entertain a variant viewpoint, and found variant viewpoints to be wrong, and unworthy of being read.

(Which begs the whole question of how do you know something’s unworthy of being read unless you read it, but I’ve already got ‘way too much on my plate, here, so we’ll leave that one for the moment.)

Around about here someone from the audience asked the question about “leakage.”  Which is to say, if the author, in their private life, habitually has Bad Thoughts, how do they insure that such thoughts do not leak over into their fiction?

Now, the true and sincere answer to this is — you probably can’t.  If you’ve built a world — like the Liaden Univese®, let’s say, that has its rules firmly in place — then your worldbuilding is going keep out a lot of leakage.  Most authors that I know try to tell a True Story, by which I mean a story that is in keeping with the characters and the world they’ve created.

But there’s another facet of this “leakage” that no one ever talks about.  Readers who want to complain about Bad Authors having Bad Thoughts and putting those Bad Thoughts into their fiction, are missing exactly half of the contract between the reader and the writer.

See, while every book has a writer, who comes complete with a past, and a society, and experiences, and thoughts, some bad, some good, some boring and venal. . .

While every book has a writer, every book also has a reader.

And every reader comes complete with a past, and a society, and thoughts, and experiences, and expectations.

I write a book; I hand it to you.  You read the book.

We have, between us, interacted with two different books, not only because our relationships to the work — creator and consumer — are different, but because we, as people, are different.

If there are Bad Things in your book, the writer may (may) not have put them there.

If there are Bad Things in your book, the author may have done that on purpose.  It may be an intellectual exercise.  It might not be, but here’s the key — just because someone has presented an idea, you are not forced to accept it. It will, yes, become part of your life’s experience, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.  Being able to think a wide range of thoughts can only be a good thing, right?

And, honestly, the same person — reader, writer, taxi cab driver — is, by virtue of being human, Perfectly Capable of having Bad Thoughts, Good Thoughts, Mediocre Thoughts, and Thoughts that Make No Sense.  Simultaneously.  This is why, in a perfect universe, we bounce ideas off of each other.

This is why, in a perfect universe, we read and write science fiction.

This is why we read books even if we suspect they may not be very good books, or if, perhaps, they may contain Bad Thoughts.  A bad book may, for instance, contain a single transcendent scene that alters the way you think about that thing that happened to you in sixth grade that makes it important to you and your life.

Human beings are complex; our thoughts and our hearts and our works are also complex.

That’s a feature, not a bug.

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Time is the Simplest Thing, by Clifford Simak, appears to be available as an ebook (amazon ) and also as a used mmp.  If you’ve never read this, I suggest that you do so.  NOTE:  I have no idea what sort of person Clifford Simak was, what his politics may have been, or if he ever had a Bad Thought.  Certainly, however, given one of themes of this story, he Knew About Thoughts, and Tools, and Hearts, and Complexity.

 

Books read in 2014

46.  Mortal Heart, Robin LeFevers (e)
45.  Dark Triumph, Robin LeFevers (e)
44.  Grave Mercy, Robin LeFevers (e)
43.  Heavenly Pleasures, Kerry Greenwood (e)
42.  Branded by Fire, Nalini Singh (read aloud w/Steve)
41.  Paragon Walk, Anne Perry
40.  Spellcast, Barbara Ashford
39.  A Night in the Lonesome October, Roger Zelazny, (re-re-re-&c-read aloud w/Steve)
38. The Third Circle, Amanda Quick
37.  Agatha Heterodyne and the Sleeping City, Phil and Kaja Foglio
36.  Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
35.   Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman!, Richard P. Feynman (as told to Ralph Leighton)
34.   A Brother’s Price, Wen Spencer (e)
33.   Spiral Path, Katharine Eliska Kimbriel (e)
32.   Earthly Delights, Kerry Greenwood (e)
31.   Night Broken, Patricia Briggs (e)
30.  Just My Type, Simon Garfield
29.  Bones of Faerie, Janni Lee Simner
28.  Dancer of the Sixth, Michelle Shirey Crean
27.  Tryst, Elswyth Thane (re-re-re-re-re-&c-read)
26.  The Night Circus, Erin Morgenstern
25.  The King of Attolia, Megan Whalen Turner
24.  The Queen of Attolia, Megan Whalen Turner
23.  The Thief, Megan Whalen Turner
22.  Cuckoo’s Egg, C.J. Cherryh (re-re-re-&c-read)
21.  The Windflower, Laura London (Tom and Sharon Curtis) (re-read)
20.  Sparrow Hill Road, Seanan McGuire (e)
19.  Demon’s Lexicon, Sarah Rees Brennan
18.  Refining Felicity, Marion Chesney
17.  Something Wicked This Way Comes, Ray Bradbury (re-read aloud w/Steve)
16. The Vanished Priestess, Meredith Blevins
15.  Nine Princes in Amber, Roger Zelazny (re-read aloud w/Steve)
14.  Code Name Verity, Elizabeth Wein
13.  Ghost Point, James A. Hetley, manuscript (read aloud w/Steve)
12.  Peacemaker, C.J. Cherryh (read aloud w/Steve)
11.  The Red Hot Empress, Meredith Blevins
10.  Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
9.  Black Widow: The Name of the Rose, Marjorie Liu, Daniel Acuna
8.  Agent of Change, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e)
7.  The Emperor’s Agent, Jo Graham (e)
6.  Eternity and a Day, Aline Hunter (e)
5.  Kindred Rites, Katharine Eliska Kimbriel (e)
4.  Billy the Kid, the Endless Ride, Michael Wallis
3.  The Steerswoman, Rosemary Kirstein (e)
2.  Uncovered, Jordan Matter
1.  Dancers Among Us, Jordan Matter

Books read in 2014

45.  Dark Triumph, Robin LeFevers (e)
44.  Grave Mercy, Robin LeFevers (e)
43.  Heavenly Pleasures, Kerry Greenwood (e)
42.  Branded by Fire, Nalini Singh (read aloud w/Steve)
41.  Paragon Walk, Anne Perry
40.  Spellcast, Barbara Ashford
39.  A Night in the Lonesome October, Roger Zelazny, (re-re-re-&c-read aloud w/Steve)
38. The Third Circle, Amanda Quick
37.  Agatha Heterodyne and the Sleeping City, Phil and Kaja Foglio
36.  Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
35.   Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman!, Richard P. Feynman (as told to Ralph Leighton)
34.   A Brother’s Price, Wen Spencer (e)
33.   Spiral Path, Katharine Eliska Kimbriel (e)
32.   Earthly Delights, Kerry Greenwood (e)
31.   Night Broken, Patricia Briggs (e)
30.  Just My Type, Simon Garfield
29.  Bones of Faerie, Janni Lee Simner
28.  Dancer of the Sixth, Michelle Shirey Crean
27.  Tryst, Elswyth Thane (re-re-re-re-re-&c-read)
26.  The Night Circus, Erin Morgenstern
25.  The King of Attolia, Megan Whalen Turner
24.  The Queen of Attolia, Megan Whalen Turner
23.  The Thief, Megan Whalen Turner
22.  Cuckoo’s Egg, C.J. Cherryh (re-re-re-&c-read)
21.  The Windflower, Laura London (Tom and Sharon Curtis) (re-read)
20.  Sparrow Hill Road, Seanan McGuire (e)
19.  Demon’s Lexicon, Sarah Rees Brennan
18.  Refining Felicity, Marion Chesney
17.  Something Wicked This Way Comes, Ray Bradbury (re-read aloud w/Steve)
16. The Vanished Priestess, Meredith Blevins
15.  Nine Princes in Amber, Roger Zelazny (re-read aloud w/Steve)
14.  Code Name Verity, Elizabeth Wein
13.  Ghost Point, James A. Hetley, manuscript (read aloud w/Steve)
12.  Peacemaker, C.J. Cherryh (read aloud w/Steve)
11.  The Red Hot Empress, Meredith Blevins
10.  Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
9.  Black Widow: The Name of the Rose, Marjorie Liu, Daniel Acuna
8.  Agent of Change, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e)
7.  The Emperor’s Agent, Jo Graham (e)
6.  Eternity and a Day, Aline Hunter (e)
5.  Kindred Rites, Katharine Eliska Kimbriel (e)
4.  Billy the Kid, the Endless Ride, Michael Wallis
3.  The Steerswoman, Rosemary Kirstein (e)
2.  Uncovered, Jordan Matter
1.  Dancers Among Us, Jordan Matter

The New England Carousel Museum

So, Steve and I decided to drive to our Principal Speaker gig at PhilCon in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, because. . .new car, mostly, and also?  If we drove, rather than take the train, and left a day early, we could stop in Bristol, Connecticut and take a couple hours to tour the New England Carousel Museum, which I’ve been trying to figure out how to accomplish for years, by which I mean, “before Carousel Tides was published.”

Bold scheme formed, we deliberately drove into Connecticut, through Hartford, which I never willingly do, and so to Bristol, where we found the museum right where we were promised it would be, at 95 Riverside Avenue (Rt 72).

We’d budgeted a couple hours for the tour.  Honestly, we should have budgeted a whole day.  Still we had a blast, and our tour guide, Cindy Mulcahy, added much to the experience, with her enthusiasm and obvious love of all things carousel.

We rushed madly about, trying to see All The Things, and took, like, a zillion pictures (with permission).  Instead of overburdening this space with them, I collected the pictures off of my camera into a Pinterest album, right over here.

The moral of the story is:  If you are or find yourself on the East Coast of the United States, and you have even a small interest in carousels/carousel animals/carousel art/the science of restoration,  you will find it worth your while to go to the New England Carousel Museum.

Books read in 2014

44.  Grave Mercy, Robin LeFevers (e)
43.  Heavenly Pleasures, Kerry Greenwood (e)
42.  Branded by Fire, Nalini Singh (read aloud w/Steve)
41.  Paragon Walk, Anne Perry
40.  Spellcast, Barbara Ashford
39.  A Night in the Lonesome October, Roger Zelazny, (re-re-re-&c-read aloud w/Steve)
38. The Third Circle, Amanda Quick
37.  Agatha Heterodyne and the Sleeping City, Phil and Kaja Foglio
36.  Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
35.   Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman!, Richard P. Feynman (as told to Ralph Leighton)
34.   A Brother’s Price, Wen Spencer (e)
33.   Spiral Path, Katharine Eliska Kimbriel (e)
32.   Earthly Delights, Kerry Greenwood (e)
31.   Night Broken, Patricia Briggs (e)
30.  Just My Type, Simon Garfield
29.  Bones of Faerie, Janni Lee Simner
28.  Dancer of the Sixth, Michelle Shirey Crean
27.  Tryst, Elswyth Thane (re-re-re-re-re-&c-read)
26.  The Night Circus, Erin Morgenstern
25.  The King of Attolia, Megan Whalen Turner
24.  The Queen of Attolia, Megan Whalen Turner
23.  The Thief, Megan Whalen Turner
22.  Cuckoo’s Egg, C.J. Cherryh (re-re-re-&c-read)
21.  The Windflower, Laura London (Tom and Sharon Curtis) (re-read)
20.  Sparrow Hill Road, Seanan McGuire (e)
19.  Demon’s Lexicon, Sarah Rees Brennan
18.  Refining Felicity, Marion Chesney
17.  Something Wicked This Way Comes, Ray Bradbury (re-read aloud w/Steve)
16. The Vanished Priestess, Meredith Blevins
15.  Nine Princes in Amber, Roger Zelazny (re-read aloud w/Steve)
14.  Code Name Verity, Elizabeth Wein
13.  Ghost Point, James A. Hetley, manuscript (read aloud w/Steve)
12.  Peacemaker, C.J. Cherryh (read aloud w/Steve)
11.  The Red Hot Empress, Meredith Blevins
10.  Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
9.  Black Widow: The Name of the Rose, Marjorie Liu, Daniel Acuna
8.  Agent of Change, Sharon Lee and Steve Miller (e)
7.  The Emperor’s Agent, Jo Graham (e)
6.  Eternity and a Day, Aline Hunter (e)
5.  Kindred Rites, Katharine Eliska Kimbriel (e)
4.  Billy the Kid, the Endless Ride, Michael Wallis
3.  The Steerswoman, Rosemary Kirstein (e)
2.  Uncovered, Jordan Matter
1.  Dancers Among Us, Jordan Matter

PhilCon in short

So, we were Principal Speakers (aka Writer Guests of Honor) at PhilCon, in Cherry Hill, New Jersey over the weekend. We had a good time, together and apart. Of course, there were glitches, such as our speech running over time (we’ll eventually be posting the text, if not doing a recording, so the whole thing can at least be read in all its dubious glory), and a couple of failures of communication, but on the whole, it was a lovely con.  The theme of my convention was “believable.”  I had a blast moderating the panel “Would you believe?” ably assisted by articulate and thoughtful panelists Peter Prellwitz, Diane Weinstein, and David Walton, then joined Gregory Frost, Gail Z. Martin, Rob Balder, and Anastasia Klimchynskay to discuss creating believable relationships in science fiction and fantasy.  I was also a panelist on a fascinating topic of separating the author from his work, of which I expect to blog more, sometime later (I’m not kidding you; it was that fascinating), with Ian Randall Strock, Peter Prellwitz, Oz Drummond, and Muriel Hykes.

I read “The Gift of Music” to a gratifying number of very respectful people.  Really, you could’ve heard a pin drop in the room.

As much fun as all that was, though, my hands-down, verymost favorite event was the Teddy Bear Tea, for which we had a fine, if rolling, attendance of Teddy bears and other stuffies.  Also?  Thanks entirely to the care and expertise of Gene Olmstead, we had TEA.  I’m talking cucumber and watercress sandwiches, homemade (by Gene) scones, two kinds of tea — English Breakfast, and Darjeeling laced with flowers — properly served in silver tea services, and a taste of sassafras mead, and young port (from Gene’s own cellar).  I had a delightful time, and every attendee I spoke to was suitably — and favorably — impressed.

Follows a few pictures of the convention.

Fan Guest of Honor David Kyle, and Judy Bemis converse with the attendees of the Teddy Bear Tea
Fan Guest of Honor David Kyle, and Judy Bemis converse with the attendees of the Teddy Bear Tea
Gene offering a wee taste o'homemade port.
Gene offering a wee taste o’homemade port.
The Friends of Liad Breakfast on Saturday morning.
The Friends of Liad Breakfast on Saturday morning.