Or would you rather be a fish?

Yesterday, it rained. As opposed to today, which is only grey and sodden.

Despite the rain, I truly needed to go to the grocery store and while I was in town, I stopped by Marden’s, home of surplus and salvaged goods from all corners of the universe. Since it was rainy, the rest of the population of Waterville, Oakland, and Winslow had decided to go to Marden’s, too. I’m not kidding you, there was gridlock inside the store. One lady was so busy staring around at all the Stuff, she walked right into me. Good thing the place was so crowded; if there’d been less people in the aisle, I’d’ve fallen down. As it was, the pressure of the crowd kept me upright.

I note that Marden’s Waterville location has received quite a lot of items from J.Jill, so if you’re a fan, it’s probably worth the crowds to get some really good deals on clothes.

I also note that there’s some UGLY furniture being made nowadays. Of course, the sample was from Marden’s, so maybe the pieces on display were remaindered for a reason.

Ostensibly, I was there to look for a rug. There were many rugs — 9×15 “Oriental” rugs, only $79.99 were of special note. Man, it used to be that knock-off Oriental rugs were actually made out of polyester blend. The things on offer yesterday were a sort of double-thick canvas that somebody had run through a Giant Ink Jet to print on an Oriental design. Nasty to look at; nasty to touch. Not worth 79 cents, much less $79.

There were several hand-loomed wool rugs (Handmade in Tibet! said one. Um, yeah?) that felt real and looked interesting — and there my Shopping Foo was as strong as ever — $500, $600 each. I’m not buying a $600 rug from Marden’s. Yes, even if it’s “marked down” from $1200.

Let me see, what else? Wasted some time on eBay “shopping for” an antique “crystal ball” watch that isn’t being sold out of China for $5, $20-$40 shipping and thirty-day delivery window. Not much luck there, which is fine — I couldn’t afford to purchase such an item, if I found it for sale from a vendor providing actual information about hisorher wares — but, as I mentioned on Facebook, I did find a Model 21 Ship’s Chronometer Escapement Jewel, in case anybody needs one.

Yesterday evening, Mozart and I made a start on reading Necessity’s Child. Due to limited Higher Brain Function induced by the stress of the late-but-not-lamented day-job, I did indeed fail to report in the pages of the novel an Extremely Important Event. Happily, it’s a very drafty sort of draft in places, and there’s an appropriately shaped hole in very nearly the perfect spot into which this event may be inserted, making that whole process a lot less painful than it could so easily have been.

I also found a place where the backbrain was going nudgenudgewinkwink that I had also failed to notice due to the aforesaid limited HBF, but which leapt out at me like a saber dancer just as I was writing down in my notes, “But what HAPPENED to the patrol?” Duh. It were obvious to the meanest intelligence, O Author. Do try to pay attention.

To give you some idea of Just How Distracted I’ve been on this project — I usually run one yellow pad per book, for notes, scene building, snips of dialog, reminders…

Necessity’s Child has four partial yellow pads in use, and not because I was jotting down copious notes. No, it was because I’d forget that I already had a notepad in play and start another one.

So, anyway. This morning has been spent with the correspondence, and now the blog. Lunch is looking like baked potatoes, after which it’s back to the couch, the pens, the pads, the cat.

Everybody have as good a Monday as you can manage.

You can’t be twenty on Sugar Mountain

Steve and I have commenced our annual reading of Roger Zelazny’s A Night in the Lonesome October, in which we follow Jack and Snuff and the progress of The Game down through the month of October. We here at the Cat Farm read one chapter a night, alternating who reads aloud. Who else is reading along with us?

This morning, no doubt assisted in the endeavor by the soothing sound of rain against the bedroom windows ( Mozart helped, too), we slept in, and had a late, leisurely breakfast. Fans of Mozart will be pleased to learn that he is still asleep on the bed.

I have already(!) printed out the 240 existing pages of Necessity’s Child. I’ll be taking it, a red pen, a black pen and a yellow pad with me to the couch a little later in the day. But first, I have chores, and errands to do in town.

Books read 2011

Across the Great Barrier, Patricia C. Wrede
Scaramouche, Rafael Sabatini (e)
Defender, C.J. Cherryh (read out loud with Steve)
Magic Under Glass, Jaclyn Dolamore (e)
Silver Borne, Patricia Briggs (e)
Warrior Sheep One: Quest of the Warrior Sheep, Christine and Christopher Russell
Phoenix Rising, Pip Ballantine and Tee Morris (e)
Crown Jewels, Walter Jon Williams (e)
Explorer, C.J. Cherryh (read out loud with Steve)
Defender, C.J. Cherryh (read out loud with Steve)
Bond of Blood, Roberta Gellis (e)
Inheritor, C.J. Cherryh (read out loud with Steve)
I Don’t Want to Kill You, Dan Wells
Invader, C.J. Cherryh (read out loud with Steve)
Library Wars Volume 1: Love and War, Kiiro Yumi
The Perilous Gard, Elizabeth Marie Pope
Edie Ernst, USO Singer — Allied Spy, Brooke McEldowney
Silver Phoenix, Cindy Pon
Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson (e)
Foreigner, C.J. Cherryh (read aloud with Steve)
Betrayer, C.J. Cherryh (read out loud with Steve)
Right-Ho, Jeeves, P.G. Wodehouse (e)
American Rose, Karen Abbott
The Bull God, Roberta Gellis (e)
Sin in the Second City, Karen Abbott
Of Blood and Honey, Stina Leicht (e)
The God Engines, John Scalzi (e)
Or Else My Lady Keeps the Key, Kage Baker (e)
Unseen, Rachel Caine
Total Eclipse, Rachel Caine
Weight of Stone, Laura Anne Gilman
The Story of Chicago May, Nuala O’Faolain


All the jails are made of tin…

Was I after forgetting to mention that those of you who are readers of The Walker Papers by the excellent C.E. Murphy (first book, Urban Shaman, for those who haven’t read them yet — go, go find, buy, read), you might still have time to get in on the ground floor of a special offer. Ms. Murphy is funding the writing of Walker Papers novella “No Dominion” featuring Gary the cab driver through Kickstarter. The campaign opened today, and you can read all about it here.

Today, I have composed and sent out an InfoDump, done the end-of-September bookkeeping and checkbook balancing, watched Dumbo with Steve, and wrote a couple thousand words.

I am now at the point — the end of Chapter Twenty, for those keeping score — where I will be compiling the files I have and printing out many pages of manuscript, so that I can familiarize myself with whattheheck I said on various subjects, and see if it matches up with whatever I might’ve said on the same topic later. I have the sinking feeling that I forgot to Put Something Important In. In which case, I’ll be needing to rip out and resew some seams. Good thing I laid in a lot of thread and a whole card of needles.

In other news, it rained all day. And tomorrow’s looking like more of the same.

Progress on Necessity’s Child
60,495 of 100,000 OR 60% complete

“Don’t let ‘im pull your leg, missy,” Beck said from the stove. “Ain’t a single one of ’em tall by Surebleak measure.”

Liaden Universe® InfoDump Number 91

Liaden Universe® InfoDump Number 91

Sale!
From now through midnight on October 31, 2011, Lee and Miller echapbook Calamity’s Child will be on sale for $0.99 — two bucks off the regular price! Calamity’s Child includes two short stories — Liaden Universe® story “Sweet Waters,” about a scout survey pilot crash-landed on a primitive planet; and “A Night at the Opera” a Nick-and-Nora steampunk mystery.

The sale price of $0.99 is good through the month of October at the following vendors: Smashwords; Barnes and Noble; and Amazon.com. No coupon code required!

Remember! A list of all Lee-and-Miller electronic chapbooks, with links to the various vendors! can be found at Pinbeam Books.

The 2012 Jim Baen Annual Writing Contest Now Accepting Submissions!
First prize includes professional publication on the Baen website, for which the author will be paid pro rates. Judges are: Baen editors Hank Davis and Jim Minz, and authors Sharon Lee and Steve Miller. Full details here

Splinter Universe
Sharon Lee and Steve Miller’s Splinter Universe is up, running and off to an exciting start. Presently available for free reading are Liaden Universe® stories “Kin Ties,” and “Guaranteed Delivery,” as well as Ghost Ship outtake “Daav wakes up early,” and the first 20,000 words of a novel that was never completed, The Cards of Fortunate Destiny.

Splinter Universe is a new short story feature site from Sharon Lee and Steve Miller. Stories will be posted on an irregular basis, along with teases, character sketches, and perhaps the occasional cartoon. Some, even most, of the stories will be based in Sharon and Steve’s Liaden Universe®. However, the authors reserve the right to post stories set elsewhere, and to introduce new characters and situations.

Every story and splinter may be read for free from the time it is posted until the time it ages off the website, but donations are encouraged.

SRM Publisher Closing
SRM Publisher came into being sort-of accidentally, in 1995, with the publication of Two Tales of Korval, Adventures in the Liaden Universe® Number One. This 64-page saddle-stitched chapbook, with cover art by Jean Ann Pollard, included two stories — “To Cut an Edge,” and “A Day at the Races” — each of which had previously been sold to magazines that then folded before the stories saw print.

Steve produced TTOK in order to satisfy fan demand for “more Liaden stories” during the Great Dry Spell — after the novels had been dropped by Del Rey and before Meisha Merlin picked up the backlist and subsequent new novels in the series.

This past February, SRM published Skyblaze, the seventeenth Adventure in the Liaden Universe®.

In addition to publishing what became known as The Yule Chapbook for Liaden Universe® readers and fans, SRM published and promoted SF and fantasy chapbooks by writers such as Thomas A. Easton, Ru Emerson, James A. Hetley, Lawrence M. Schoen, Mark W. Tiedemann and non-fiction by David Harris and Bud Webster.

It is with a great deal of regret that we have taken the decision to close SRM Publisher. The retail webpage is no longer accepting orders, and we are working to liquidate the remaining stock with an eye to having the business closed by the end of this year.

We want to thank everyone for their support of and interest in SRM Publisher’s doings over the last sixteen years.

–Steve Miller and Sharon Lee

Where in the world are Lee and Miller?
Steve and Sharon are just back from the Reno Worldcon, where a Blast Was Officially Had, and The Great New England Steampunk Exhibition. A lot of people made a point to say Hi and let us know that they’re Liaden Universe® fans. We really appreciate it!

Our next outing is January 20-22, when we’ll be Guests of Honor, with Laura Anne Gilman, Rachel Caine, and Joe Picacio at Chattacon 36. Toastmaster is Mark van Name. Come help us celebrate Theo’s birthday!

Publication Schedule
Mouse and Dragon, mass market paperback, Baen, October 29
Carousel Tides, mass market paperback, Baen, January 31, 2012

Support your local bookstore
Uncle Hugo’s: http://www.unclehugo.com/
University Bookstore: http://www.bookstore.washington.edu/services.taf?dept=about&category=loca
Pandemonium Books: http://www.pandemoniumbooks.com/
Missing Volume: http://www.themissingvolume.com/
Borderlands: http://www.borderlands-books.com/
Flights of Fantasy: http://www.fof.net/
Mysterious Galaxy: http://mysteriousgalaxy.booksense.com/
Constellation Books: http://www.constellationbooks.com/NASApp/store/IndexJsp
Children’s Book Cellar: http://www.indiebound.org/stores/childrens-book-cellar

All of the above folks do mail order and take want lists.

Blogs and Other Webly Things of Note
Theo_Waitley is the discussion group for readers of Fledgling and Saltation: http://community.livejournal.com/theo_waitley/

Where Dragons Rest: http://community.livejournal.com/liaden_readers/

Steve Miller’s blog, Journeyman: http://kinzel.livejournal.com/

Sharon Lee’s blog, Eagles over the Kennebec: http://rolanni.livejournal.com/

SRM Publisher blog: http://srmpublisher.livejournal.com/

Sharon Lee’s “Professional” blog: http://sharonleewriter.com

Splinter Universe Discussion List: http://splinterverse.livejournal.com

Facebook Connections — please feel free to add us!

http://facebook.com/kinzel — Steve Miller

http://facebook.com/rolanni — Sharon Lee

Liaden Interest Groups on Facebook
Clan Korval: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38719490864&ref=ts

Friends of Liad: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=16280839259&ref=ts

Flaran chamenthi: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=2213414696&ref=ts

GoodReads
Sharon’s Author Page:http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/57980.Sharon_Lee
Steve’s on Twitter: http://twitter.com/bechimo
Sharon’s on Twitter, too: http://twitter.com/ClanKorval

DISCLAIMER STUFF
This InfoDump is a product of the Liaden Universe®, accept no imitations. You have received this message because you asked for it. If you wish to subscribe to the Liaden Universe® email list, go: http://www.fireopal.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/liadenuniversenews

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Where they hung the jerk who invented work

Today! Submissions open for the  2012 Jim Baen Memorial Writing Contest.  First prize includes professional publication on the Baen website, for which the author will be paid pro rates.  Judges are:  Baen editors Hank Davis and Jim Minz, and authors Sharon Lee and Steve Miller.  Full details here.

Smashwords Update:  I got an answer from a member of the Content Team who cared enough to unzip the canned answer, whereby I can sorta see where things got into a snarl.  Smashwords TOS says that ®/(R) may be used only to describe books that will be sold in the US; for books that will be sold outside of the US, you have to write out a sentence (which is cool, though the product description page limits the number of characters you can use).  I remember puzzling over this at the Time of Upload, and deciding that there was no way I could know whom from where would be downloading what.  I mean, they’re ebooks, right?  I looked around for a “global distribution” upload, didn’t find one and went with what I knew.

Turns out Smashwords keeps One File to Rule them All, and Global trumps US.

So, working on it.

But not today.

Today, I’m writing.

Progress on Necessity’s Child
58,278 of 100,000 OR 58% complete

“Indeed, we have a veritable tapestry of willful children laid before us.”