And, today. . .

I took all of my clothes that don’t fit me out of the closet, stripped them off the hangers and stuffed the clothes into bags to go to Goodwill.  This is the follow-up act to last week’s giving away of the coats that no longer fit.

Yeah, it’s a thrill a minute around here.

I also washed yesterday’s dishes, edited the chunk of stuff I wrote yesterday, did research on bolas, and will soon make the internet vanish so I can write New Things today.

The cats. . .are all sleeping as dangerously as possible.

And that?  Is all I’ve got.

No, wait.

I’ve got a snippet.

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Progress on Dragon in Exile:  GOOD/Author satisfied

“Is there any thing that I might find for you?”

“A wise man who has lost nothing.”

“I do not think that such a man exists,” he said, coming to his feet. “Yet, if he does, I dare not bring him to you.”

“Why not?” she demanded.

“For then he would lose his heart, and that would be cruel.”

Today, I packed a box

Don’t mock me.  It was hard.  Also, I thoroughly brushed Princess Jasmine Sprite, and! edited the 3,500 words I wrote yesterday (that’s not a bridge, that’s an interstate!), and in a few minutes I’ll do the dishes and then get back to work.

But!  Decluttering has happened, and I declare myself Mighty.

Here, have some pictures:

Decluttering the back wall
Back wall, about to be decluttered

The Before, of the wall over my Mozart’s rocker.  The shadow box is full of teensy, tiny, fragile, um…things.  All of which had to be removed, dusted, wrapped and put in the box.  I discovered that plushies make really good in-box shock absorbers

It was hard, but I am, as above, Mighty.

Back wall, decluttered
Back wall, decluttered

I then turned my attention to one of the several bookshelves in my office:

The bookshelf, about to be decluttered
The bookshelf, about to be decluttered

It comes to me that I have ‘waaaay too many stones, and seashells, and acorns — and that’s after the Lightning Decluttering a couple weeks ago when much of that stuff was swept off the table.  Also, the top shelf was home to a Whole ‘Nother Bunch of fragile, finicky things, including my poor, unglazed Llardo vulpine madonna and child; the Big Chunk of Glass with the flowers etched on it; the ginger jar with the dragon painted on it; several winged creatures; bottles; the Murano glass egg, like a zillion origami cranes (people give me origami cranes; no, I don’t know why, but I can’t seem to get rid of them, either). . .stuff that’s been with me for most of my life, come to think of it.  Thinking of it takes me to odd places, and I set some things aside for yard-saling or giveaway, but most of it? Yeah, I packed it.

I may be a hopeless case.

This is what the bookshelf looked like when I was done with it.  I trust that everyone Appreciates the artful arrangement of stones on the top shelf.

The bookshelf, decluttered
The bookshelf, decluttered

I don’t, however, want you to think that I labored alone.  Nothing could be further from the truth. Trooper was right there, pitching in.

Trooper pitches in
Trooper pitches in

 

 

 

Friday, thus far

So, the guy who was supposed to start work No Later Than 8:30 this morning Actually Arrived at 9:50, whereupon Steve and I had to Vacate the Premises so that the 10:00 Viewing of the House could happen.  We had a late breakfast at Governor’s in Waterville, then went to KMart in the sincere, but as it happens, mistaken belief that we could buy a coffeemaker there.  We wound up going to Target in Augusta for said Necessary Item of Auctorial Survival.  We arrived home just as our guy and his helper were cleaning up, did the inspection and the Paying of the Fee, and received the information that the 10:00 Viewing happened; as did the 11:00 Viewing.

I’m starting to think we need to install an Arrival/Departure board, and a Really Big Clock on the front lawn.

Anyhow, it is now, or very shortly, time to eat the midday meal, then I get to go back into town to get a Long Overdue haircut.  Then! The day being shot anyhow, we might Just As Well go see the evening 2D of Guardians of the Galaxy, making a Personal Best of FOUR trips into town in one 24-hour span. This strategy will allow me to lock the door to my office All Weekend and get some dern work done.

How’s your Friday shaping up?

 

Auctorial Warning Labels, and the Rule of the Internet

You may not know this, but authors come with warning labels, just like non-author people.  In Real Life, we usually scope out the warning labels attached to our friends and colleagues through a series of interactions.  After a while, you know that Jilly’s warning is Contents Under Pressure; Gabe’s is Runs with Scissors; and Lynn’s warning is Sees No Evil.

On the internet, it’s a little harder to figure out warning labels; and especially the warning labels for authors, because there’s this free-floating cloud of Assumption regarding How Authors Are that kind of fogs up perceptions.

That being the case, I’m going to make it easy for everyone and throw my warning label right out there where everybody can see it.

Ready?

Here it is; Sharon Lee’s warning label:

Sharp edges; handle with care

Please commit this to memory; it’s not long; it’s not hard, and it can quite possibly save a life.  Or, at least, hurt feelings.

Among other things, the above means that I don’t tend to respond. . .well. . .to people who insist that I must fit into their box, or Do It (whatever It may be) in Some Way That They Personally Prefer, rather than the Way I Personally Prefer.  I especially don’t respond well to Rule-Giving regarding stuff that I happen to be doing mostly for myself.

Allow me to provide context.

Over the last. . .week?  I’ve been on the receiving end of an email scolding me for wasting time writing blog posts, and hanging on social media, when I ought (Note:  Please don’t use the word OUGHT to me when critiquing my life.  Unless you’re my spouse, or a close personal friend who has earned the right, you have no business critiquing my life, and OUGHT is not yours to throw around like confetti.  Thank you.) to be writing more Liaden books.  The letter-writer then wanted me to answer a question, though they were decent enough to acknowledge the irony of that.  And, no, I haven’t answered, because there was nothing civil I could think of to say.

Also, recently, I posted a snippet in a blog post.  Someone in another part of the internet, having this brought to their attention, gave as the Rule that the snippet was too short, that real snippets followed the form used by Author X.

Now. . .here’s the thing.  I share what I’m writing with y’all because I want to.  In fact, let’s back up a couple steps. . .

I write because I want to.

I don’t write For You.

No, really, that’s the truth.  I don’t write For You.

I write, first, and foremost, For Me. I write because writing (for the most part) gives me pleasure.

I do realize that we are extremely fortunate to have a publisher who backs our work.  And I do realize that there are people Out There who buy our books and read our stories, and we’re all thereby embarked on a similar — but not an identical — journey.  We know the same people, though not in the same way; we’ve been to the same places, though we noticed different things.  We can talk about our shared experiences, and learn from, and entertain, each other.  And all of that is Incredibly Cool.

But, the fact remains, that I write For Me.  During our years Wandering the Literary Desert, I still wrote stories and novels, though it took me a while to dare again, after being cut loose from our first publisher.  I’m guessing, based on my established behavior, that I’m going to continue to write, for me.

You, my fellow travelers, are certainly free to critique the story; to argue the route; and even to get off the train.

But you are not allowed to dictate Rules,  and OUGHTs to me on any subject I can bring to mind.

Everybody clear on this?

Thank you.

Now! Fans of Dragon in Exile will be pleased to know that work continues apace.  It’s all bridge-building and braiding and pointing up characterization, and thus not quantifiable by word counts.  We will, therefore, have to go with the Authors’ Gut Feeling Index, which is that we’re doing some good stuff, here.

I am now going to post what I call “a snippet.”  It is short. If short offends you, or if snippets in general offend you, please, please, for the love of ghod, I beg of you — don’t read it.

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Progress on Dragon in Exile:  GOOD/Author Satisfied

At this hour, the shadows sheltered only one habitant — another shadow, slightly darker than themselves. It had for some while stood motionless, listening to the sounds of the sleeping nursery. Now, it moved, black against black, resolving briefly into a gray silhouette as he crossed lighted path, melting once more into the darkness beyond.

One good thing about cleaning out file drawers

. . .is that you find the coolest stuff.

I, for instance, found an outtake from Crystal Soldier which (1) I had forgotten I (I was writing Cantra at that point; Steve was working with Jela) had written and (2) is Actually Really Nice.  Too bad it wouldn’t fit in the book as it came to shape up.

It has now been published to Splinter Universe, here.

There’s also a small, generally incoherent, author’s intro, here.

Oh.  And here’s a picture of what’s left of yesterday’s Big Pile of Typescripts:

Yes, those folders are EMPTY
Yes, those folders are EMPTY

On archiving papers

A couple people in different conversations over the last few days brought up the idea of archiving our papers.  There was mention that this course could even produce a “tax deduction.”  In the interests of not throwing out the baby with the bathwater, I contacted Lynne Thomas, the archivist at Northern Illinois University, who has been actively attending science fiction conventions and pitching the benefits of archiving papers for a few years now.  She is also, <fe>in what I imagine is her abundant spare time</fe> helping SFWA gather up its various papers and sort them into a rational archive.

Lynne sent me a bunch of links explaining archives, and why you should, and what you should, as well as a list of libraries with large-ish SF collections.  Those links are reproduced below, for those who have an interest.

I want to address this notion of the “tax deduction,” since it keeps rearing its hoary head.  The US Post Office long ago decreed that authors mailing manuscripts to, say, their publishers, could only insure the package for the cost of the paper.  The words, ruled the USPS, were worthless.  So, even if your publisher purchased the novel you were now putting in the mail for $20,000 up-front; if the package was lost, you stood to collect the price of a ream of paper, i.e. the “real property.”

The IRS, not surprisingly, agrees with its sister government organization, and they have ruled, for the purpose of “tax deductions” that only the cost of the real materials may be deducted.  The priceless words are, in a word, exactly priceless.  If you donate a published book to the collection, then you may deduct the cover price, because a book is “real property.”

Also, most libraries do not have the funds to help authors mail their archival materials.  So if you have a dump truck load of, say, typescripts, you’re going to have to bear the expense of getting them to the archive of your choice.  The postage is probably tax deductible, as a business expense — PLEASE NOTE that this is me, talking through my hat.  Check with your accountant.  Always check with your accountant about stuff like this.

All that being said, I’ve talked the situation over with Steve and we are throwing this mountain of typescripts away.

Here are those links I promised:

Information on the SFWA Collection at NIU

What sorts of materials to archive, how to archive, and all kinds of other good information regarding authors’ papers

A list of libraries that host significant SF collections

SF Archival Collections Wiki

 

Money talks; it’ll tell you a story

So, yesterday was an exciting day, for values of exiting that include High Comedy and Sheer Terror.  Though it was Wednesday, Anything did not happen.  No, I’m wrong.  Anything did happen.  Just not the things I would have preferred to have happened.

Let’s see. . .we didn’t get an offer on the house yesterday.  I would’ve liked that.  At least, I think I would’ve liked that, but who knows, y’know?  It would certainly have Clarified Things.

We did go to the bank to get pre-qualified.  The bank’s idea of how much we can afford is. . . whoa, really, and in what alternate universe?  This was to create problems, later in the day, but at the moment of pre-qualification, it was merely blackly amusing.  It is to our credit that Steve and I managed to both look at the figure proposed by the bank and not burst into wild gales of laughter.

After the bank, we viewed that house we had liked, with advertency and utilizing a fine-tooth comb, and regretfully came to the conclusion that, no, it would not do, after all.  We therefore move on to the next two on the short list.

When we came home, I made the mistake of actually looking at houses that the bank thinks we can afford.  And, then, I made a very bad mistake, indeed.

I looked down.

Anyone involved in the arts — from circus art, to music, to painter, potter, writer — will tell you that it is crucial to your mental well-being and to your art not to look down. Ever.  Usually, I’m good with not looking down, because, hey, fiction writer, here.  But, yesterday — I looked.

And the reality of my life kind of all rushed up and hit me in the face: how I don’t know how we’re paying our bills now, except that we do — it’s, yanno, magic, near enough, and it never does to scrutinize magic too closely, either. . .and how I can’t predict if I’m going to be able to pay my bills in future, and how the bank’s happy assumption that we’re going to continue to grow our earnings is simply. . .not the freelance reality, and, and. . .and!. . .And. . .

. . .let’s just say that, had I actually been climbing a tree at  the time, I would have fallen, and Jimmy Bean would have had to run fetch Aunt Polly.

Who knew house hunting would be so VERY exciting?

I am today cleaning all of the old typescripts of the novels out of the file cabinets.  We have more file cabinets than any sane couple of writers needs.  Later this week, I intend to throw away the mountain of tearsheets from our days as reporters/reviewers/photographers.

Here’s what the pile of novel typescripts looks like:

Typescripts to go
Typescripts to go

I will also, later this week, be setting up a Patreon account, for Mozart, mostly, so that his many fans and well-wishers may do as seems reasonable to them.  Watch this space for more information.

And I think that catches us up for the moment.

Here, have a picture of Sprite and Trooper, overlooking the birds at the feeder.  Sprite is taller than her dad, now.

Sprite and Trooper, birdwatching
Sprite and Trooper, birdwatching

Today’s blog title comes to you courtesy of the late JJ Cale.  Here’s your link.

In which money continues to talk, and the title arrives

So, yesterday was a Day of Scrutiny, and the Dealing of Realities.  In a word, yesterday kinda sucked.  It was, however, a beautiful day to be out and about.

Today promises also to be a beautiful day; I considered working on the deck, but the bugs would have at me, so I’ll set up to work in the office window instead, where I have a nice view of the trees and wildflowers.

For those playing along at home, One of Five has achieved An Official Title, and is henceforthly to be known as: Dragon in Exile.  The manuscript is due to Madame the Editor on September 15.  We fully expect to make that deadline, which means I need to beat feet with the braiding and bridge-building.

ADVERTISEMENT:  If anyone is interested — or knows someone who is interested — in purchasing a comfortable house in the beautiful Maine countryside (and I mean that sincerely), please write to me at sharonleeATkorvalDOTcom, and I will send the listing. Serious inquiries only, please. The house is what’s called hereabouts a “raised ranch” (which means a ranch house with a daylight, walk-out, basement), 3 bedrooms, one bath, half-finished basement with built-in bookshelves and a working All-Nighter woodstove, on 1.74 acres of mostly wooded land.  It has a newish roof with ice and water shields dams, newish vinyl windows, heating provided by oil via hot water baseboard units.  The house is situated about 6 miles out of town, and has its own well and septic system.  As an extra bonus, the property enjoys direct access to the local snowmobile club trail, which leads to ITS 85.  Listing price is $109,000.

And now, the promise to the real estate agent fulfilled, I’m going to work.

I hope everybody has a delightful weekend!

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Progress on Dragon in Exile
83,077/100,000 OR 83% complete

“I find him dear, all right,” she said. “And the clan ain’t never let go of him, Mr. Dragon; don’t you bat them pretty green eyes at me.”

About Sasquan and the generosity of strangers

Asyouknowbob, Steve and I had to cancel our trip to DetCon, after swearing for a whole long year that we fully intended to be there.  In canceling we disappointed some people who are important to us, including ourselves, but not only is Life generally disdainful of the Full Intentions of human beings, we missed catching the Wealthy Author train some time back.  Added to all of that is the fact that we’ve put our house on the market and will therefore be moving. . .sometime.  We do have to sell this house before we can buy another (see “Wealthy Author train,” above), so this project bodes well for becoming Much More Exciting before it’s completed.

What all of the above has to do with Sasquan is that the DetCon cancellation has apparently caused some West Coast folks to fear that we will serve Sasquan the same.  Let me hasten to say that this is not an unreasonable fear (see “selling house,” and “Life,” above).  We have heard from folks who want Assurances, which we can only give to the extent that Life allows.

Several other people, however, have decided to be pro-active, and have written with offers of assistance, in terms of covering transportation costs, sharing hotel space, and in terms of Cold, Hard Cash.

First, let me say that we appreciate these offers; that we want to get to Sasquan as much as anyone else wants us to get there, and if people are willing to give us some help to make that happen, we’re certainly in no position to be anything but grateful.

But.

While we cannot see the future, we can make better guesses about it, the closer we get to a fixed point.  It is, as I write this, July of 2014.  Sasquan is scheduled to begin on August 19, 2015.  We have some time to work with here; time to let things shake out and stabilize.

So, what I propose is this:  Let’s not panic just yet about Lee and Miller bailing on Sasquan.  Let’s revisit this conversation in February 2015 — say, after Boskone — and take a hard look at where we are, and if it seems likely that we’re going to need help to get out to Spokane and do the con.  This year, things started going south very early, and while we realize that Life has many sleeves to laugh in, we ought to have some idea of the shape of the rest of 2015 by then.

If it does, indeed, seem as if we’re going to need help, then I’ll ask for ideas about Patreon and Indigogo and who know what else will have sprung into existence in the meantime.

In the meantime, we’ll be making our hotel reservations for Sasquan when the period opens in August, and in general proceeding on this Intention of ours to be at the con.

Thank you all for being with us for this long ride, and for your concern, and generosity.  Steve and I appreciate you more than we can say.

 

Books in Boothbay

As recently mentioned here in this blog; Steve and I were part of the 10th Annual Books in Boothbay Celebration, held at the Boothbay Railway Village.  We arrived slightly early for the afternoon, “adult authors” session, so we got to tour the room during the children’s authors’ session, which was an unplanned-for bonus.

Because the committee thought of everything, and provided all attendees with free tickets to the Village and the exhibits, we were also able to ride the antique narrow-gauge steam train:

Number 6 at the station Boothbay Railway Village Photo by Sharon Lee
Number 6 at the station
Boothbay Railway Village
Photo by Sharon Lee

We had our tickets punched by Ethan, the Youth Conductor of the Day:

Our conductor shows Steve his card punch Boothbay Railway Village Photo by Sharon Lee
Our conductor shows Steve his card punch
Boothbay Railway Village
Photo by Sharon Lee

After our train ride, which encircled the Village Green, following a pleasantly wood-side track, we wandered through the village, though we did not feed the goats — I think Steve has pictures of the goats — and came back to the town hall (that would be the Railway Village’s town hall, not the Boothbay Town Hall) in time to be served a lovely lunch.  We picnicked under the trees with several of our fellow celebrants, then went inside to start up the afternoon session.

Here’s a picture of the space, as we’re just getting underway:

The adventure begins! Photo by Sharon Lee
The adventure begins!
Photo by Sharon Lee

We found our place in the back of the room, next to Chris Holm and his wife, Katrina, who were charming tablemates, and proceeded to Get Down to Business.  It was lovely to spend the afternoon talking to people who were passionate about books, and great to meet so many new readers.

After the signing was over, there was an Author Reception the lawn, which was perfectly lovely.  Steve and I, alas, had to leave early, due to needing to drive home to Central Maine.

So, we had a splendid time — the committee really knows how to treat authors right! — and we’re glad we took the day off to enjoy.