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Advert: House for Sale

Frequent auditors of this blog will recall that Steve and I are selling our house in the country in order to move into town.  The house really is in the country, about six miles from the Winslow shopping district, and sits on 1.74 acres of mostly wooded land.  We like birds and butterflies, so we made a deliberate effort to encourage trees and plants that draw them.

In Maine-speak, the house is a raised ranch, which means it’s a ranch house over a full basement.  The upper floor has three bedrooms (two now used as offices), a bathroom, kitchen, and living room.  We just replaced the old deck with a slightly smaller, roofed porch, which we’re enjoying the heck out of this summer.

Half of the basement is finished, with wood paneling and an “all-nighter” woodstove.  You can walk out of the basement directly into the back yard.

It is, let me say, a comfortable house, and I’m gonna miss it when we move, but move we must, for reasons that have nothing at all to do with the house.

So!  If you, or a friend, or a relative are looking for a home, ours is for sale.  Our real estate agent has put together a very nice virtual slide show, which you can look at, and share, here  There’s  narration, so you’ll want to have the speakers on.

PLEASE NOTE:  Several of the pictures include cats.  The cats do not (that’s NOT) come with the property.

 

Turkeys!

So, this morning, Steve and I were sitting at the kitchen table over our second cups of coffee, talking over the tasks unto the day and enjoying the company of sleepy cats in the sun, when there came a SHRIEK! from outside.  All the birds at the bird feeder flew into the air with a great crashing of wings and the SHRIEK! came again, followed by outraged clucking, and we got out on the deck in time to see three turkeys — one standing his ground, one in the air and flying for the apple tree on our neighbor’s land, and the third running through the briars and the brambles for the safety of the back woods.

One of the three lost a feather in the altercation, about 14 inches/37centimeters in length.  Here’s a picture:

Turkey feather
Turkey feather August 21, 2014 Photo by Sharon Lee

The guy who had not run or flown off, spent some time walking up and down the road, clucking and calling.  My theory is that he lost track of his lady-friend, who was, as far as I know, still in the apple tree.  Here’s a picture of the victor, taken from the safety of our deck.  You can also see a fallen apple.  The apples are the reason the turkey’s particularly like our little piece of Maine.  The gore on which our house (and our neighbors’ houses) are situated used to be an apple orchard, and there are old apple trees everywhere.

Turkey bereft. August 21, 2014
Turkey bereft August 21, 2014 Photo by Sharon Lee

In other news, Dragon in Exile (the penultimate draft) cracked 90,000 words yesterday.  This morning before I start work, the Official Word Count is 91,995.  I had a brief moment of frenzy in which I declared I would be free in only 10,000 more words, but I think that’s. . .optimistic.  However, the end is in sight.

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Progress on Dragon in Exile: GOOD/Author Satisfied

“Certainly, the philosophical aspects of our situation are piquant,” she said seriously. “We must, the two of us, sit down and discuss them thoroughly, some day soon.”

 

In which the author checks in

What on earth has the woman been doing? you ask.

Well, in-between getting thrown out of our house on a semi-regular basis in order to allow strangers to come through and upset the cats, and compiling a list of houses that we think might be possible to shift to, when the Time for Shifting is upon us. . .

Allow me to digress for a moment — we have a list of houses from low-cost to what we consider to be the highest mortgage payment we can afford (which is still manymanyMANY dollar$ below what the bank, in its financial wisdom, says it believes we can afford).  Houses keep coming onto and being voted off of the island, with the exception of. . .two, I believe, which have been there from the beginning.  Sadly, both are at the top of what we can afford.

The low-cost houses are generally in edgy neighborhoods and tend, as a class, to be ugly.  The high-end houses sure are pretty, but there is perhaps something to be said for not buying a house that our furniture will embarrass.  One of the things in common with all the houses, however, is the presence, in the kitchen, of a dishwasher.   This is particularly poignant as one of my early morning tasks today was to wash the dishes I didn’t do yesterday because I was writing.  I have never in my life owned, or used, a dishwasher, and I do wonder how I’ll know that I’m working without the validation of that sink full of dishes.

Well. . .changes.

So — back on topic — mostly what I’ve been doing is writing.  Dragon in Exile is due at Baen on September 15.  We sent a partial — about 71,000 words — to the cover artist, and I’m pleased to let you know that David Mattingly will be doing the cover.  We’re now up to, oh, 76-ish,000 words in the “final” pile.  I still have some stuff to write, in addition to having about 15,000 pre-written words in the bag, so we’re on track, even though the hood’s still up, there are pieces strewn all over the floor, and it all looks a fright.

I took a break yesterday to watch the stream of the Hugo Awards Ceremony from LonCon 3.  The stream was flawless (there was some crankiness because the film clips were not available to the stream, but, given last year’s bot-driven fiasco, I think the LonCon committee made the right choice).  For those who did not attend, or watch the ceremony, the final Hugo Award List is here.  Congratulations to all the winners!

And, now, having caught y’all up; I need to go Serve Feline Kind by cleaning the cat fountain, and then?  I need to do some writing.

What’ve you been doing that’s fun and interesting?

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Progress on Dragon in Exile:  GOOD/Author satisfied

“I must sleep more often,” Val Con said.  “Only see what prodigies I inspire.”

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife

So, this morning, we were tossed out of the house asked to please vacate our dwelling for a 9 a.m. viewing.  Y’all know what this meant, right?

Right!

Governor’s for breakfast.

And coffee.

How much did we need coffee?  We nearly left the house without unlocking the screen door in front of the door where the Secret Realtor Key Cache is located.  That would have been fun, in its way, but we wouldn’t have been home to see it.

In any case, much in need of caffeine, we motored out to Governors, got the cups on the table, ordered, and were waiting for our meal to arrive when an. . .angry looking man strode into the restaurant from the back door, trailing behind him by a considerable distance was one worried looking early teen boy.  The boy caught up with the man at the front of the restaurant (where the hostess station is located), then came back down the aisle, went out the back door, and shortly returned, shaking his head.

PRO TIP:  If you are in a reasonably full restaurant in a small city in a nation bedeviled by random shootings in public places, DO NOT do the following:

Charge into the middle of the restaurant and shout angrily at the top of your voice “CHRISTIAN!”

Do not then compound your error by WHISTLING, and yelling “CHRISTIAN!” again.

Three of the waitresses lost five years apiece.  It’s to their credit that no one actually dropped anything.

The angry man then shoved his way down the aisle, past two old fellas who had come up onto their back feet to see what the hell was going on here, past the hostess, who was trying to offer help, charged out the back door, reappeared fourteen seconds (subjective time) later, tore back to the auxiliary dining room, screamed “CHRISTIAN!” again (in, perhaps, a spirit of democracy; why, after all, should the front dining room have All The Fun?), stormed down the front stairs, out into the parking lot, where he was joined by the first boy.  They got into a big, black SUV and roared away.

“Maybe,” Steve suggested into the absolute silence in the dining room, “he was being so quiet, they left him in Connecticut.”

People laughed, and settled back to their breakfasts.  When our waitress brought our meal, her hands were still shaking.

For the record, my Greek omelet was very good, but I probably shouldn’t have had that third cup of High Test.

Today’s blog title is brought to you by Jimmy Soul:  If you want to be happy

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Progress on Dragon in Exile:  GOOD/Author satisfied

A star went out in the firmament.

 

 

And, today. . .

I took all of my clothes that don’t fit me out of the closet, stripped them off the hangers and stuffed the clothes into bags to go to Goodwill.  This is the follow-up act to last week’s giving away of the coats that no longer fit.

Yeah, it’s a thrill a minute around here.

I also washed yesterday’s dishes, edited the chunk of stuff I wrote yesterday, did research on bolas, and will soon make the internet vanish so I can write New Things today.

The cats. . .are all sleeping as dangerously as possible.

And that?  Is all I’ve got.

No, wait.

I’ve got a snippet.

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Progress on Dragon in Exile:  GOOD/Author satisfied

“Is there any thing that I might find for you?”

“A wise man who has lost nothing.”

“I do not think that such a man exists,” he said, coming to his feet. “Yet, if he does, I dare not bring him to you.”

“Why not?” she demanded.

“For then he would lose his heart, and that would be cruel.”

Today, I packed a box

Don’t mock me.  It was hard.  Also, I thoroughly brushed Princess Jasmine Sprite, and! edited the 3,500 words I wrote yesterday (that’s not a bridge, that’s an interstate!), and in a few minutes I’ll do the dishes and then get back to work.

But!  Decluttering has happened, and I declare myself Mighty.

Here, have some pictures:

Decluttering the back wall
Back wall, about to be decluttered

The Before, of the wall over my Mozart’s rocker.  The shadow box is full of teensy, tiny, fragile, um…things.  All of which had to be removed, dusted, wrapped and put in the box.  I discovered that plushies make really good in-box shock absorbers

It was hard, but I am, as above, Mighty.

Back wall, decluttered
Back wall, decluttered

I then turned my attention to one of the several bookshelves in my office:

The bookshelf, about to be decluttered
The bookshelf, about to be decluttered

It comes to me that I have ‘waaaay too many stones, and seashells, and acorns — and that’s after the Lightning Decluttering a couple weeks ago when much of that stuff was swept off the table.  Also, the top shelf was home to a Whole ‘Nother Bunch of fragile, finicky things, including my poor, unglazed Llardo vulpine madonna and child; the Big Chunk of Glass with the flowers etched on it; the ginger jar with the dragon painted on it; several winged creatures; bottles; the Murano glass egg, like a zillion origami cranes (people give me origami cranes; no, I don’t know why, but I can’t seem to get rid of them, either). . .stuff that’s been with me for most of my life, come to think of it.  Thinking of it takes me to odd places, and I set some things aside for yard-saling or giveaway, but most of it? Yeah, I packed it.

I may be a hopeless case.

This is what the bookshelf looked like when I was done with it.  I trust that everyone Appreciates the artful arrangement of stones on the top shelf.

The bookshelf, decluttered
The bookshelf, decluttered

I don’t, however, want you to think that I labored alone.  Nothing could be further from the truth. Trooper was right there, pitching in.

Trooper pitches in
Trooper pitches in

 

 

 

Friday, thus far

So, the guy who was supposed to start work No Later Than 8:30 this morning Actually Arrived at 9:50, whereupon Steve and I had to Vacate the Premises so that the 10:00 Viewing of the House could happen.  We had a late breakfast at Governor’s in Waterville, then went to KMart in the sincere, but as it happens, mistaken belief that we could buy a coffeemaker there.  We wound up going to Target in Augusta for said Necessary Item of Auctorial Survival.  We arrived home just as our guy and his helper were cleaning up, did the inspection and the Paying of the Fee, and received the information that the 10:00 Viewing happened; as did the 11:00 Viewing.

I’m starting to think we need to install an Arrival/Departure board, and a Really Big Clock on the front lawn.

Anyhow, it is now, or very shortly, time to eat the midday meal, then I get to go back into town to get a Long Overdue haircut.  Then! The day being shot anyhow, we might Just As Well go see the evening 2D of Guardians of the Galaxy, making a Personal Best of FOUR trips into town in one 24-hour span. This strategy will allow me to lock the door to my office All Weekend and get some dern work done.

How’s your Friday shaping up?

 

Auctorial Warning Labels, and the Rule of the Internet

You may not know this, but authors come with warning labels, just like non-author people.  In Real Life, we usually scope out the warning labels attached to our friends and colleagues through a series of interactions.  After a while, you know that Jilly’s warning is Contents Under Pressure; Gabe’s is Runs with Scissors; and Lynn’s warning is Sees No Evil.

On the internet, it’s a little harder to figure out warning labels; and especially the warning labels for authors, because there’s this free-floating cloud of Assumption regarding How Authors Are that kind of fogs up perceptions.

That being the case, I’m going to make it easy for everyone and throw my warning label right out there where everybody can see it.

Ready?

Here it is; Sharon Lee’s warning label:

Sharp edges; handle with care

Please commit this to memory; it’s not long; it’s not hard, and it can quite possibly save a life.  Or, at least, hurt feelings.

Among other things, the above means that I don’t tend to respond. . .well. . .to people who insist that I must fit into their box, or Do It (whatever It may be) in Some Way That They Personally Prefer, rather than the Way I Personally Prefer.  I especially don’t respond well to Rule-Giving regarding stuff that I happen to be doing mostly for myself.

Allow me to provide context.

Over the last. . .week?  I’ve been on the receiving end of an email scolding me for wasting time writing blog posts, and hanging on social media, when I ought (Note:  Please don’t use the word OUGHT to me when critiquing my life.  Unless you’re my spouse, or a close personal friend who has earned the right, you have no business critiquing my life, and OUGHT is not yours to throw around like confetti.  Thank you.) to be writing more Liaden books.  The letter-writer then wanted me to answer a question, though they were decent enough to acknowledge the irony of that.  And, no, I haven’t answered, because there was nothing civil I could think of to say.

Also, recently, I posted a snippet in a blog post.  Someone in another part of the internet, having this brought to their attention, gave as the Rule that the snippet was too short, that real snippets followed the form used by Author X.

Now. . .here’s the thing.  I share what I’m writing with y’all because I want to.  In fact, let’s back up a couple steps. . .

I write because I want to.

I don’t write For You.

No, really, that’s the truth.  I don’t write For You.

I write, first, and foremost, For Me. I write because writing (for the most part) gives me pleasure.

I do realize that we are extremely fortunate to have a publisher who backs our work.  And I do realize that there are people Out There who buy our books and read our stories, and we’re all thereby embarked on a similar — but not an identical — journey.  We know the same people, though not in the same way; we’ve been to the same places, though we noticed different things.  We can talk about our shared experiences, and learn from, and entertain, each other.  And all of that is Incredibly Cool.

But, the fact remains, that I write For Me.  During our years Wandering the Literary Desert, I still wrote stories and novels, though it took me a while to dare again, after being cut loose from our first publisher.  I’m guessing, based on my established behavior, that I’m going to continue to write, for me.

You, my fellow travelers, are certainly free to critique the story; to argue the route; and even to get off the train.

But you are not allowed to dictate Rules,  and OUGHTs to me on any subject I can bring to mind.

Everybody clear on this?

Thank you.

Now! Fans of Dragon in Exile will be pleased to know that work continues apace.  It’s all bridge-building and braiding and pointing up characterization, and thus not quantifiable by word counts.  We will, therefore, have to go with the Authors’ Gut Feeling Index, which is that we’re doing some good stuff, here.

I am now going to post what I call “a snippet.”  It is short. If short offends you, or if snippets in general offend you, please, please, for the love of ghod, I beg of you — don’t read it.

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Progress on Dragon in Exile:  GOOD/Author Satisfied

At this hour, the shadows sheltered only one habitant — another shadow, slightly darker than themselves. It had for some while stood motionless, listening to the sounds of the sleeping nursery. Now, it moved, black against black, resolving briefly into a gray silhouette as he crossed lighted path, melting once more into the darkness beyond.

One good thing about cleaning out file drawers

. . .is that you find the coolest stuff.

I, for instance, found an outtake from Crystal Soldier which (1) I had forgotten I (I was writing Cantra at that point; Steve was working with Jela) had written and (2) is Actually Really Nice.  Too bad it wouldn’t fit in the book as it came to shape up.

It has now been published to Splinter Universe, here.

There’s also a small, generally incoherent, author’s intro, here.

Oh.  And here’s a picture of what’s left of yesterday’s Big Pile of Typescripts:

Yes, those folders are EMPTY
Yes, those folders are EMPTY

On archiving papers

A couple people in different conversations over the last few days brought up the idea of archiving our papers.  There was mention that this course could even produce a “tax deduction.”  In the interests of not throwing out the baby with the bathwater, I contacted Lynne Thomas, the archivist at Northern Illinois University, who has been actively attending science fiction conventions and pitching the benefits of archiving papers for a few years now.  She is also, <fe>in what I imagine is her abundant spare time</fe> helping SFWA gather up its various papers and sort them into a rational archive.

Lynne sent me a bunch of links explaining archives, and why you should, and what you should, as well as a list of libraries with large-ish SF collections.  Those links are reproduced below, for those who have an interest.

I want to address this notion of the “tax deduction,” since it keeps rearing its hoary head.  The US Post Office long ago decreed that authors mailing manuscripts to, say, their publishers, could only insure the package for the cost of the paper.  The words, ruled the USPS, were worthless.  So, even if your publisher purchased the novel you were now putting in the mail for $20,000 up-front; if the package was lost, you stood to collect the price of a ream of paper, i.e. the “real property.”

The IRS, not surprisingly, agrees with its sister government organization, and they have ruled, for the purpose of “tax deductions” that only the cost of the real materials may be deducted.  The priceless words are, in a word, exactly priceless.  If you donate a published book to the collection, then you may deduct the cover price, because a book is “real property.”

Also, most libraries do not have the funds to help authors mail their archival materials.  So if you have a dump truck load of, say, typescripts, you’re going to have to bear the expense of getting them to the archive of your choice.  The postage is probably tax deductible, as a business expense — PLEASE NOTE that this is me, talking through my hat.  Check with your accountant.  Always check with your accountant about stuff like this.

All that being said, I’ve talked the situation over with Steve and we are throwing this mountain of typescripts away.

Here are those links I promised:

Information on the SFWA Collection at NIU

What sorts of materials to archive, how to archive, and all kinds of other good information regarding authors’ papers

A list of libraries that host significant SF collections

SF Archival Collections Wiki