Though I lie in your arms, I’m a thousand miles away/On the waves sailing fast, sailing free

Been a little busy here at the Cat Farm and Confusion Factory.  I will Sum Up.

1.  Sadly — and I do very much mean that — young Whiskers has been returned to the Waterville Humane Society.  He was loving, playful, and a perfect gentleman to Steve and to me — and an unremitting, ferocious warrior to Mozart and Trooper.  The good news is that, now, the shelter knows that he needs to be an only cat, and will be able to place him more appropriately next time.  We gave him a good character when we returned him, and saw him placed back in the room from which we adopted him before we left him.

1a. Whiskers did manage to land a solid hit on Mozart’s eye.  I took Mo to the vet yesterday afternoon — no scratches, thank goodness, but swollen and very angry.  We have Ointment to apply.

2.  Steve’s oral surgery yesterday morning went well.  He’s already bored with eating “soft foods,” so I’m calling a Successful Procedure.

3.  In between It All, I’ve been making eChapbooks.  Right now, Surfside (including “Emancipated Child,” and “How Nathan Archer Came to be a Prince of the Land of the Flowers,” both of which were previously published on Splinter Universe, and an Author’s Foreword original to the volume) and Moon’s Honor (previously published on Splinter Universe, plus an Authors’ Foreword original to the volume) are available for sale at the Nook and Kindle Stores.  Sometime today, barring interruptions, I will upload Technical Details (including “Landed Alien” and “Eleutherios,” previously published to the Baen website, and an Authors’ Foreword original to the volume) to BN and Amazon.

PLEASE NOTE:  We do not place DRM on Pinbeam Books; both BN and Amazon offer publishers the choice of DRM or  NO DRM, and we always choose NO DRM.

3a.  No, there will not be paper editions of these chapbooks.  We no longer publish paper chapbooks.  We continue to be very sorry about that, but asking for paper chapbooks will not make paper chapbooks happen.

3b.  Yes, we’re aware that some people prefer to buy from iTunes, Kobo, in mobi format &c, &c.  We have previously taken care of this demand by uploading files to Smashwords, which then distributes to all the rest of the formats/store/whatever that people like.  I had stopped doing that because preparing a book for Smashwords took twice as long as preparing  the same book for the other vendors, and because Smashwords would, months after accepting a book, suddenly delist books for “formatting errors,” the solution to which was “the nuclear option” — i.e. Starting All Over Again.

All THAT said, we have a kind reader offering to format these three books for Smashwords for us.  If/When those books are in the Smashwords catalog, I’ll let y’all know.

3c.  We don’t know when-or-if these stories will “go to  Baen.”  It is not an immutable law of the universe that they will go to Baen.  Much depends, for instance, on how well the two Constellation volumes (Liaden Universe® Constellation, Volume One on sale now in paper from the bookseller of your choice; Volume Two coming in January; eEditions available from Baen in all formats known to God and Man; from Amazon; Blio; ITunes, and I forget where-all else) sell.

3d.  Yes, we know we’re “asking people to pay” for short stories that we gave away in the past.  No, we don’t think that’s unreasonable, or that we’re ripping anyone off, or that this is a valid excuse to pirate the books because The Tyranny of Copyright.  Thank you.

4.  If you do buy the eChapbooks, and you have a few extra minutes, please consider writing reader reviews for Amazon, BN, Goodreads.  Reader reviews do apparently help bring attention to ebooks, especially self-published ebooks.

5.  Cael the Wolf, who lives in the Archers Beachverse, has convinced me to write a story.  With luck and a tailwind, I’ll have that done this week.  Then, I can get to work.

Here ends the Summing Up.

In which all positions are now full

The number of supervisors at the Cat Farm has varied over the years since its establishment in Maine.  We’ve had as many as six, and as few as two.  Recently, we’ve made do with three active supervisors, with the fourth slot held open.

Today — well, actually, yesterday, we filled the fourth slot and are now at Full Capacity.

Pray for us.

Some of you may know that the various animal shelters in Central Maine have been experiencing a surfeit of cats.  They’ve valiantly been trying to find homes for everyone, and have been offering a number of “deals.”

For instance, right now, at the Waterville Humane Society, there’s a special on kittens:  Adopt one kitten for $100 and you may have your choice of a second kitten for free.

The shelter has also been waiving the adoption fee for all cats over one year of age.  You must be a member of the shelter for the waiver to be in force, but considering it costs all of $15 to become a member, the price couldn’t be better.

We here at Cat Farm have long supported animal shelters.  Despite a late-developing taste for Maine Coons, most of our cats over the years have been shelter cats.

So, anyway, yesterday as we were out and about, we thought we’d stop by the shelter out on Webb Road to see if anybody Needed Us.

Our last few visits to the animal shelter hadn’t turned up anybody in need.  Which was fine; the fourth position stayed open.

Yesterday, however, we had an embarrassment of riches:  No less than five worthy felines put themselves forward.  We spoke to Whiskers, a grey-and-cream gentleman with an easy-going way about him; Gorilla, who very much wanted to sit on my lap and purr; LuluAnne (or possibly LuluBelle), a high-white with grey long-hair lady who was a little shy at first, but once she’d been coaxed out from behind her pillow was very vivacious and affectionate; Telly, a silky-furred black with astonishing amber eyes, who wanted to be mine, all mine!; and Icarus, an older orange gentleman, who displayed the graceful manners of a bygone age.

We also spoke in passing to Brinks, a lively orange-striped fellow; Baby, a perfectly charming calico; and Ziggy, who ran up to greet us, and who would have qualified as Candidate Number Six, save he has a partner from whom he will not be parted, and we only had one slot available.

It was tough call.  In the end, we decided to offer the position to Whiskers (this is, you understand, his surname by which he was known to Shelter Admin; we expect to discover his call-name by-and-by).  He accepted, and we brought him home today.

Here’s Whiskers, in Steve’s office window:

Whiskers
Whiskers

The reaction of the three Senior Supervisors has not been Unqualified Delight, but we expect them to come ’round in a few days.

Scrabble could scarcely believe her eyes.
Scrabble could scarcely believe her eyes.

 

Trooper was not impressed.
Trooper was not impressed.

 

Mozart continued his nap.
Mozart continued his nap.

 

 

 

The view at the end of the hall

Mozart and Trooper wait for Steve to come up from the basement.
Mozart and Trooper wait for Steve to come up from the basement.

 

In other news, Andy LaPierre has this morning graciously forked over with The Twist, so I’ll be finishing a story today.  Sadly, once I finish it, there’s nothing to do with it. . .for a while.  But Andy will be happy, and I’ll be happy to have Andy out of my head, so it’s all good.

CYA L8R

Report from the kitchen

I’m going to be out and about today, so a few quick notes before I go electron-free.

I’m enjoying the conversation about Daav, his motivations and his character.  Please feel free to continue the discussion.

It’s perfectly OK not to “agree with” everything a character does, and/or every decision heorshe makes.  I don’t always agree with everything my friends decide to do, and ghod knows I’ve made some fairly stupid decisions in my own life.  Human beings are fallible; they act on the best information they have at the time in the way that seems best to them.  That’s what we do.  And decisions, after all, drive story.

I want to thank those generous people who have  supported me in the Clarion West Write-a-Thon.  Together, we raised $512 toward the organization’s operating costs.  The Write-a-Thon is over for this year, but Clarion West does accept donations year-round.  Donations to Clarion West are tax deductible.  More information about the Write-a-Thon and Clarion West here, and here.  My personal participating author page is here.

And!  Below, the latest batch of cat pictures, taken this morning, in the kitchen of the Cat Farm.

I know Scrabble’s fans have been jonesing for a peek at the lady.  Here she is, half in the light.  Which is pretty much Scrabble in a nutshell:

Scrabble in sunlight.
Scrabble in sunlight

Here, Mozart is critiquing Trooper’s breakfast technique:

Mozart keeping a Very Close Eye on Trooper's breakfast
Mozart keeping a Very Close Eye on Trooper’s breakfast

aaaand, the back view:

Tails entwined
Tails entwined

Wednesday morning photos

Today’s mail brought our authors’ copies of Dragonwriter, so I decided to take a group shot of our books that arrived in either our hands  or yours during July.  Here it is:

Family grouping: Dragonwriter, Dragon Ship, A Liaden Universe® Constellation Volume One, with base of the Skylark Award for contrast.
Family grouping:
Dragonwriter,
Dragon Ship,
A Liaden Universe® Constellation Volume One,
with base of the Skylark Award for contrast.

And, because books are nice, but kitties make everything — even books — nicer, I also offer portraits of the coon boys:

Mozart
Mozart

 

Trooper
Trooper

 

She swears the moon don’t hang quite as high as it used to

So!  Saturday afternoon we had a thunderstorm, a really gully-washing thunder-cracker — a weather-changer, too, thank goddess.  Knocked the temps down 12 degrees F, and cleaned out all the gunk.  Yesterday was in the mid-70sF/20sC and beautifully dry, and today,  we have more of the same.  So, yay! liveable weather.

Sadly, we did lose power during the storm — lost it, in fact, in two stages. The first snap-off/snap-back took out my mouse, so I had to shut my computer down by pushing the button on the front of the case.  And, when the storm was over?  You know where this is going, right?  Right.  Exactly nothing happened when I pushed the ‘on’ button, and nothing continued to happen during a series of restorative techniques ably applied by Steve.

This morning we took ol’ Jack into the shop, and have just now received a call from Stephanie-the-tech, who tells me, yep, it was the power supply gone south, all right, and the DVD player is toast (which it has been; I just didn’t want to unplug and schlepp (actually, Steve does the schlepping) an old and Very! Heavy! box down to the shop just for a DVD player when we had a USB player that I could plug in.), and did I want her to go ahead and do the replacements for an estimated two bills, parts and labor?

I did, and said so, at which point she confessed that her hesitation had to do with the age of the harddrive, which she makes to be on the order of  five years.  How time flies.  I guess there’s a new harddrive/data transfer in my future, sigh.

But, not today.  Today, we will have the new power supply and DVD player.  Then, after I make thorough back-ups, I’ll take it down again for the new harddrive.  Or perhaps I’ll think upon making Number Ten Ox the desktop, and live out of one, easy-to-transport, but hard to fix machine. This digital age we live in sure does make all the decisions nice and easy.

In the meanwhile, I did find Ox the laptop, which had become Lost To Me.  Turns out I’d set it (in its case) beside the couch and when Someone (looks at Trooper) initiated an indoor relay race from the top of the cat tree, over the couch and back again, knocking all the couch cushions and pillows to the floor in a glorious catsplosion, the sofa cover had also become disturbed and was half-covering the computer case and I did not recognize it for what it was, because heat rots my brain.  And, also, Coon cats assisting the search tend to like to take the lead.

So, that’s all the news that was and is — oh, wait.  I cleaned the bathroom yesterday.  The things we find time for when the computer doesn’t work…

 

Raised underfoot

I see that I’m going to have to be Veeeerrrrrryyyyy Careful getting out of my chair…

Trooper at work
Trooper at work

Yes, that is Trooper with his head against my chair roller.  Earlier today, I looked down and he was in essentially the same position, but his front leg was under the roller bar.  If I’d Just Gotten Up (as I often Just Do), I’d’ve broken his leg.

In other news, progress has been made on the list I published this morning, to wit:

1.  A podcast interview (with Steve), rescheduled from yesterday RESCHEDULED TO TOMORROW
2.  Cleaning up All The Stuff Trooper threw down from those High Places that he has made his own, and deciding where in ghod’s name to put it
3.  Doing the laundry STARTED
4. Waiting for the electrician to manifest, sometime after noon
5. Paying the bills and balancing the checkbook
6.  I’m also considering vacuuming the house — but that might make for too heady a celebration I OPT OUT — and opt in for a nap, instead.  Holy freaking cow, it’s hot…

Saturday morning census

The Saturday morning cat census here in East Winslow is:
Mozart in his hammock overlooking the Cat Garden
Scrabble on the heffalumps in Steve’s office
Trooper, chasing his Special Green Spring up and down the hallway

The Saturday morning author census:
Steve in his office, tweaking and updating webpages, among other things

Sharon, still down among the commas, and hoping to be done with this part realsoonnow.

What’s doin’ at your house?